>not even 7am yet >already bored Dubs decides what I do

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>>38588553
Wear a Trump hat and go up to random people and say "I bet you're a libfagg lookin for a fight?"

>>38588553
Join the Alt-Left and put up pro-communist signs around your neighbourhood.

Go to the gym and test your bench 1rm.

>>38588553
Write me six stanzas of song lyrics. Any topic.

eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

>>38588553
beat your meat into a coma.

French kiss the first person so you see aside from yourself

I wish I could stop staying up till 10am.

kys

oregano commentio

jerk off in a public place and leave the cum there.

originally do some push-ups anon

>>38588553
go buy some ingredients and learn to cook something

shove a metal object down your urethra.

Tell your crush how much you like them

whip out your dick in public transport and just start hacking at with a sharp object until its off, then eat it in front of everyone.

Literally nothing

OriginaIy though

store your cum in a bottle then chug it on livestream.

8s and you never post again

>>38588866
Come on Origianl Poster

>>38588854
perform the piano-wire super-glue suicide.

suck a big fat egg
fingers crossed

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>>38588888
god is here in this thread

>>38588888
>quints
what does this get me

>>38588888
I don't even know what this is but the numbers demand OP do it.

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Alright this is how you do it.

First, get up somewhere high and tie piano wire onto something so that it is around your neck. Then, put the superglue on each of your hands and place your hands over your head. Then jump off. The wire will cut your head clean off and you'll be laying their holding your decapitated head in your hands, so to any passersby it will look like you ripped your own head off in pure suicidal rage.

The numbers have spoken, OP.

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>>38588553
>already 7AM
>haven't even slept yet