>how tf do you kill The One Reborn in Bloodborne
>it's been months nigga
>I can't fucking take this prick and I just want to get through the rest of the game
Are you shit? The one reborn is one of the easiest bosses.
Kill the bell women and smack his legs until hes dead
>>38677143
Thats the easiest boss in the game. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>38677143
>the one reborn of all things
Dude if you wanted to make a BB thread I'm ok with that, but don't start it with such shitty bait.
Should have said Witches of Hemwick or something.
PURGE THE SOCIOPATH.
PURGE HIM.
HE WALKS AMONG YOU.
sociopath is chad and does not belong
Can't really purge myself. Wish I could tho.
>>38677191
>wish I could
you are not the sociopath, friend. all is okay with you.
Do you like qt 3.14 Latina chicks?
would you cuddle with her and use her butt as a pillow?
>>38677252
of course. thicc af
Would you sniff a Latina feet?
How is black pussy compared to white/asian pussy?
How is taste, smell, and feeling with your dick inside different?
It's always been bothering me, am i missing out?
bumppppppsafsafasfa
>>38677043
Why must you post ugly black women?
>>38677255
because it's my fetish deal with it
White women are objectively more aesthetic than Asian women, so quit posting Asians. Asians don't even have brow or nasal ridges. Their faces are flat which causes their eyes to bulge out like a frog or reptile.
Look at that shit, no fucking brow.
>he doesn't like frogs
>>38677075
I love frogs the animal, but I don't want a woman with a face like one.
Any other robots into lucid dreaming? I've been trying WILD but I keep getting stuck. When the auditory hallucinations start I can feel a pressure slowly building on my legs and chest. It scares the shit out of me and I nope out and wake up every time. Probably doesn't help that I get fucked with sleep paralysis terrors a lot.
>>38676997
My main problem with WILD is that my mouth always gets super watery. If I swallow, I wake up from the muscle movement. If I don't swallow, I start drowning in my own spit and wake up coughing. So I just take generic benadryl and try unsuccessfully to MILD. Still get crazy ass dreams though.
I'll go hunting for amanita muscaria mushrooms, heard that small bits of it taken before you sleep are guaranteed for an incredible ride in your dreams
>>38676997
I've been trying but I am unable to.
I'm so tired of being ghosted I can't take it anymore!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are people such assholes they can't just tell you it's over??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>38676960
I can feel a ghosting coming, myself.
>the replies have been fewer and farther between >all replies consist of one word answers
>they never ask about me or how my day was
>they never send the first message anymore
Just pull the fucking band aid off and get it over with, damn it. Quit toying with me.
>>38677059
>Quit toying with me.
People don't want to feel like they're doing a shitty thing, that's why they won't just be upfront. Normies need to burn.
Ur so fucking gay that's a strike when I see ur next
I can't fucking take it anymore.
First fucking thing tomorrow morning, I'm getting my resume together and applying to all of the jobs I can reach. I'll fucking fake connections if need be. Then my first paycheck will be spent on driving lessons.
I'm going to fucking fight for a better life and if I fail, well at least I tried.
Good for you OP. I hope you succeed
>>38676942
Good luck out there champ! Remember to look the boss straight in the eyes and give him a firm handshake!
For the love of any sort of god you may believe in, don't do fast food.
Be an overnight stocker, or a cashier, or a fucking ditch digger. Just don't do fast food.
Best of luck.
>I live in a small country with a population of 4.6 million (guess the country) I suffer from extreme social anxiety but if I moved overseas I feel like I could be myself and eventually learn to interact properly.
Has anyone here cured themselves? If so, How?
What country would you choose to move too?
you an NZfag too?
NZ. Move to Australia cos minimal paperwork. Just dont be a leech.
>>38676883
If you're too incompetent to make friends with people with whom you share a culture and a country why would you think it be easier to make friends with people with whom you share nothing?
>going through boyfriend's playlist
>find this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms831CTa2wo
WHY?! Why would anyone unironically listen to this? I'm getting secondhand embarrassment just knowing he has music like this on his default playlist.
I'd be more embarrassed for him if he was listening to the actual Limp Bizkit song
>>38676874
Your boyfriend prefers masturbating to the voice of cat girl engrish instead of your rostie pussy KEK
>>38676874
Holy fucking shit I haven't laughed that hard in a good while.
That's fucking hilarious.
Someone actually spent hours of their time making that song.
What's the last thing that's been up your butt besides poop?
Only poop desu
A really big carrot
doctors cold finger
why the fuck y'all use the n word so much jeez
oh cool a garfield thread
>>38676760
Get a load of this fucking nigger
>>38676955
This nigga gets it my nigga.
I finally lost my virginity guys and vagina actually feels really good
>Be me
>Be 26 year old neet
>Be around 2am last night
>Go downstairs to get some soda from the fridge
>When I walk past the living room (It's like a 1-room living room kitchen kind of thing) I see my mom sleeping on the sofa with the tv on
>It's really loud so I try to wake her up and tell her to go to bed in her bedroom to sleep better
>She dosen't respond at all
>See pinapple juice and vodka on the kitchen counter
>Vodka bottle is almost empty
>Check her pulse
>She is still alive thank god
>Try to shake her violently but she is out cold turkey
>Realize what I can do now
>Slowly undress her but it is way to hard so I just sort of semi-undress her
>Feel her boobs, ass, and body
>Pop a boner of diamonds
>Get Idea
>Take off my pants and underpants
>Start rubbing her cunt
>This is my one shot at ever being inside a woman, especially my mom
>Slowly start pushing it inside her
>Fuck her for like 15 seconds before I cum
>Realize what I've done
>Try to scoop out my cum from her clit with my fingers
>Put her clothes back on as much as I can
>Go back upstairs and have a panic attack
I hope so badly she won't get pregnant. She hasn't asked any question about cum so im guessing she dosent even care or noticed it.
>>38676752
>tfw you will never cum in OP's mum
>>38676752
fake and gay.
origiunal dafnwa
Cum would start oozing out her bagine. She would know.
The designated roleplay board is here >>>/x/
ITT: Things that immediately disqualify you from being a robot
I'll start
>he isn't a pedo
>>38676728
>non-virgin
>regular haircuts
>shaves
>has a job
>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
>girls phone numbers in their contacts
>has an account on any social media platform
>has ever taken a selfie
>isn't vitamin D deficient
>>38676728
>she was born with a vagina
>>38677261
5/9. Ok, i am out of here.
>that guy who was always drawing in class
>that guy who was fat and ugly
>That guy who would finish his work early before everyone else during class, start talking to people and then get sent to the principals office for interrupting
>he still got straight A's in all his classes
>That kid who tried too hard to be funny
>That same kid who kept trying to be funny and eventually forced a teacher into tears because of their constant interruptions
>That kid who was friends with only immigrants who barely understood English because they were the only ones who didn't judge him
>That kid who's parents abused him and came to school with a black eye once
>that kid who hid in the bathroom stall during lunch so nobody saw him sitting alone