ITT: Things that immediately disqualify you from being a robot

>>38676728
>non-virgin
>regular haircuts
>shaves
>has a job
>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
>girls phone numbers in their contacts
>has an account on any social media platform
>has ever taken a selfie
>isn't vitamin D deficient

>>38676728
>she was born with a vagina

>>38677261
5/9. Ok, i am out of here.

>>38676728
Please gtfo you moron

>>38676728
who let u decide u pedo bitch

>>38677261
>>non-virgin
virgin
>>regular haircuts
once every 3-4 weeks (in my opinion regular is every 2 weeks, but im too poor for that)
>>shaves
1-2 times a week max
>>has a job
have a job
>>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
i cook spaghetti but i bet the foods above are much healthier
>>girls phone numbers in their contacts
coworkers, cousins
>>has an account on any social media platform
facebook for uni
>>has ever taken a selfie
guilty
>>isn't vitamin D deficient
i go outside for work and once every two weeks go to the beach (in the summer). I also take d-cure every month.

Your list is shit though. I've never had a gf nor have I ever felt loved.

oh another pedo shilling thread.

OP kys

>>38677443
This, please gtfo you sperg

>>38677261
>Get laid regularly
>Haircut every month
>Shave every second day
>Have a job
>Can cook and go out all the time for good food
>Get new girls' numbers at least every week
>FB, SC accounts
>Take occasional selfies just to send to girls
>Tanned from being outside a lot
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>38677443
>>38677644
get out, you fucking sheep

>>38677713
>you fucking sheep
t. normie pedo.
Pedophilia is hella popular and being normalized.

>>38676728
>the pedophile who worships the least robot killer thinks he's a robot because he has the unfortunate fetish of wanting to diddle small children
Real robots don't feel sexual urges you poseur fuck

>>38677420
>>38677699

IT'S NOT A FUCKING QUESTIONNAIRE

FUCK OFF

>>38677261
>non-virgin
tfw virgin
>regular haircuts
I just buzz it off myself
>shaves
I barely grow facial hair anyways
>has a job
Nope
>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
Absolutely nothing but microwaveable chicken
>girls phone numbers in their contacts
Just me mum
>has an account on any social media platform
Nope
>has ever taken a selfie
Nope
>isn't vitamin D deficient
I don't have a doctor so no idea
Am I robotic

Pumppaus Elliotille.

>>38677261
What if you're an autistic person who has a job and HATES microwave cooking. Does that make you a non-robot?

You fags just want others to conform to the checklist that relates to you most.

everything goes if you are over 21 and a virgin

>>38677261
>has a job
>eats anything other than microwave meals and frozen pizzas
those two exclude each other, that stuff is expensive as fuck. I cook because it's cheap

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Oh there are pedos here? Plz share more about youself.