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why anon? greentext the story please. original

>>38831389
I raped the family dog and my parents are kicking me out

nah I just have to move out for college lel

>>38831369
Horrible. Especially if you have really bad social anxiety.

Coke zero is caffeine free

>>38831370

that explains why i'm sleepy

>>38831326
the taste, mostly. Coke zero is made to taste like normal coke. Diet coke tastes nothing like normal coke. I'm sure if they were able to make coke zero decades ago diet coke would never exist, but because its existed for so long, some people prefer that taste, and getting rid of it would be suicide

I'm home here.

>>38831315
>DAISUKE

My name is not Daisuke

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>you will never have a girl screaming and emotionally confessing her love to you
Shit, why the fuck did this make me feel something? Have I sunk this low?

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Yawn. I know you can do better.

See you /r9k/ anon...

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>>38831245
This is not bait. Just do something with your life. Please...

>>38831323
You're GOTTA carry that weight... and the longer you wait, the heavier it gets...

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>>38831191
>not getting multiple opinions about something
everywhere else has the same views, here is mostly opposite views, but hey you need some of those too, right?

>>38831222
What this anon said. More perspectives on a topic = more insight on a topic.

I've actually learned some useful stuff here.

>>38831157
Incel>fat chaser or what have you just saying

Nice big squishy vaginas.

Go for it.

>>38831157
Don't do it because it might make her fall in love with you.
Do it so you can have a life experience and see sex isn't magical and you'll still be a robot.

15 months for that cunt who pushed her faggot boyfriend to get back in the truck.

>>38831141
I'm a tranny who'll never have sex or be comfortable with my body. I also can't make friends because it's so hard for me to speak and even when I do talk, people don't like me. I'm just waiting til I can go somewhere far away and buy a gun.

>>38831381
>not comfortable with body

Why becoming a tranny then?

So you'll lose 36kg within a year. Sounds like a good number to me bro.

>>38831125
>122 kg
>diet for a month
>124kg

>>38831149
Weight loss is not linear, the more you weigh the easier it is to lose weight.

>>38831067
Their currrency is counted as pennies.

100 yen = 1 dollar. 1 yen = 1 penny. There is no 0.001 Yen. there actually is but they're not used in everyday life other than stock market prices

Also in terms of conversion. 1.00 US$ = 110 Yen at the moment.

It's to scare foreigners into thinking everything is expensive and shit

You just take away the decimal for the most part.

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>ball and chain bagged the ballgag and cockchain

>>38831053
how do you fuck up such a simple meme?

>>38831053
Holy fuck this post gave me cancer. Please kill yourself.

>>38830939
>Comeback August is failing horribly edition
well surprise surprise

>>38830966
the news generally don't bother with such small tidbits of news

Fucking hell lads. The absolute state of people who go to Butlins. Not even any fit chav slags about.

>>38830845
How? How old are you? It'd take you almost 20 years if you fucked a new girl every week. Something's fishy here.

>>38830888
or 3 years if you fuck one a day

Ramon plz go

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>>38830781
Why do all normies "love traveling"?
It's expensive as hell, and they work all year at a 9-5 just to be able to travel, and they end up not saving it.
It's also boring and most of them just visit tourist attractions.
You could just look at google images to have the same experience.
Everytime i see some clueless fucks walking around carelessely in Paris flaunting their money and acting obnoxiousely loud, and get mugged or someshit, i laugh my ass off. Fuck them. I'm tired of having some happy sheltered couple ask me shit in some shithole language and expecting me to answer their question with a smile.

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>be me
>be robot
>be tru /trv/ travel gentleman
>only do Real Traveler Shit (tm)
>go to 3rd world countries with little to no tourists
>meet european hostel qts
>get laid anyway cuz they all huge sluts
>realize travel forces you to become a chad to survive the 3rd world sewer culture and pushy scammers
>slowly become an alpha by the end of the trip
>go home
>spend a week in my room
>become beta again

travel is the shit yo fuck the haters

>>38831385
Why are all French people such miserable bitches? Nobody has anything good to say about French people, the entire planet unanimously hates them.

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>>38830731
Hi there kakyoinfag, keep it up man your work is appreciated :D

>>38830731
y so early today, kakyoin?

Do you have a fan

>>38830731

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>>38830728
Cling onto that family member.

t. grew up in a care home and never met my family

Are there anymore pics of the left girl?

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>>38830832
Cling on to what family nigger? I explicitely said i have not a single family member left.
>>38830852
Don't have any more pics of her but here's a similar one.