How do I get a goddess like this as my girlfriend?
>>38842189
You don't. You could try picking up girls at stuff like Comic-Con but still. You don't.
>tattoo
>goddess
>tattoo
AHAHAHAHA
Enjoy getting cucked.
Why aren't you an anti-natalist yet?
>>38842137
Absence of pain isn't good it's not bad
>smart white people defecting from the gene pool because of an abstract philosophical argument
Please don't do this.
>>38843466
>dumb /pol/tards treating the white race as a sacrosanct, superior entity
Please don't do this.
Looking for a gf.
Posting this every single day until I find someone interested.
Day 4
The new PoE expansion is coming out today aswell, so just gonna play that.
Like clockwork anon. Keep it up and hit the 30 day milestone. Did you meet anyone over these days? Do you have a build you will go for on the poe new league today?
would you like a friend?
oregano onigini oregami morogemaru
>>38842121
Ah its you again. Still posting these I see...
>The new PoE expansion is coming out today aswell, so just gonna play that.
Yeah you'll get a gf in no time.
Fembots, there are some things I've always wanted to know about girls.
For example:
>How strong is your arousal? Do you ever reach a point where just jumping on any dick feels like it would be a relief? Does it ever get to the point like it does in doujins where you just sit there rubbing yourself to the thought of being gang raped on your way back home?
>How do you reconcile all the rape fantasies with the idea that rape is morally wrong?
>Does camwhoring really turn you on? Lots of girls say exhibitionism is enough to get them aroused.
>Are you really into BBC/interracial stuff, or is it just a forced meme from cucks?
>What do you mean when you a girl "wants to feel special" in a relationship?
>>38842098
Is it like doujins? Man get a life dump the computer you'll be happy you did
NICE ERP THRED
inb4 >when I'm ovulating...
>>38842132
>that shit
Guess I'm turning gay now.
You'll never settle down and have a lifelong marriage and kiss with one of those girls that takes forever just to kiss someone they're dating.
>>38841937
>one of those girls that takes forever just to kiss someone they're dating.
Do they even exist still? Most young women are riding dick and wearing absurdly short shorts at 12
>>38841937
>kiss with one of those girls that takes forever just to kiss someone they're dating
LEL, those women were little sluts for Chad at one point, you can be assured of that. They get fucked silly by him. In every degrading way. They enjoy it. Anal, cum swallowing, all that. Women are sluts.
They withhold their bodies from the betas that have to "man up" for them when Chad goes away.
Chad gets respect and women and everything just handed to him. We don't. Accept that and stop living in a fantasy world taught to you by disney you loser robocuck.
>>38841972
Mo I don't think so hence the post. I figured there was some around in the 80s but now...no
>costs a fortune
>has to be taught everything
>have to be on a leash or else it does stuff it's not suppose to
>have to go for walks or be played with all the time because "muh stimulation"
>they destroy your stuff because "muh stimulation"
>barks at everything that moves and makes loud noises
>never shuts the fuck up
>can't dispose their own waste and require an owner to pick up their shit and clean them
>can't take care of itself
>can't find it's own food
>smells horrible and even worse right after they've been cleaned, something that also requires an owner to do
>most of them are ugly
>will get aggresive even towards their owner
>literally the most incompetent animal you can own
whenever I see a dog I wanna kick it's stupid face and choke it to death
having a dog is like having a kid with severe autism
why do people choose this?
>>38841899
I had a really cool dog growing up.
Was an English Labrador, he was my best friend, i think we got him when he was 3 and i was 5 or 6 at the time.
He had to be put down when i was 17 because he couldnt stand.
I wish i could have been there to see him die and hold his paw or something.
I love you Tommy, im sorry i ignored you after my life got shitty.
I should have talked with you like i did when i was a kid.
I love dogs!
>mfw I see a dog
I have a guinea pig. Much lower maintenance than a shit dog, but kind expensive still. I just have to feed him veggies twice a day, check other food levels and clean the cage once a week. He's greedy as fuck, but loves me and I can tell. Of course I have to give him attention, but I like to. And petting him helps me lower my stress levels.
I fucking hate dogs.
Any other robots actually enjoy life? I work a comfy job as an it support for a company where i mostly watch the news on my phone and occasionally fix some stuff, then i come home and play vidya. I make enough money to eat good, pay rent, deposit into savings and have some over for spare time expenses. Why aren't you enjoying life robots?
There are things I enjoy in life, but I feel devoid of purpose. I need to find employment and I need toi move the fuck outta chez mes parents and I think I'll find be fully happy.
>>38841887
Holy shit, I'm in the exact same situation anon, working as IT support, most of the day spending on 4chan / reddit / news and fixing stuff + solving tickets in the remaining time.
I enjoy it as well, although the pay could be better, I make only roughly $800 per month
>>38841887
>enjoy life
you're not a robot then to be honest
I have zero empathy for anyone but myself. I am a cold, calculated psychopath. If my parents die I wouldn't care, if I killed someone I wouldn't care. I cannot be helped or stopped, this is the way humanity has made me. I don't care about anything other than getting revenge and I will get my revenage on humanity in the end. Mark my words.
>>38841796
Hows 8th grade going champ?
>>38841796
don't cut yourself with that edge kiddo
>>38841913
check my dubs
How to spell edgy?
O-P
Why do you hate failed normalfaggots so much? They are just as lonely,outcasted and depressed as you lonely,outcasted freaks.
I guess it's because for some small moment in time failed normal fags weren't always failed.
Or some of them viciously hate anyone who's not KHV deformed, never leave the house NEET loser.
As a failed normie (mostly) ...
We had a chance and we fucked it up. They never had a chance.
there is no such thing as a "failed normalfag". it does not exist.
>20 years old
>net worth of 10k
>19
>60ish dollars and 5 ugandian fun bucks that exspire next Wednesday
>26
>Total net worth is about $45.
I think it's like $36 on hand, and like $9 in cash people owe me.
>I will survive.
>23
>never had a job
>entirely living on goodwill and money relatives have given me over the years
I don't even have the "gun to his head and waving" wojak that I wanted to post with this
I walked past a small guy today. He was 5'4 by my estimates. I had this unruly urge to just punt him.
Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?
>>38841612
I have honestly never felt upset about someone being shorter than me to the point of having violent urges, no.
>>38841612
what did we short guys ever do to you tho
>>38841612
>>38841631
>>38841647
I like to think of myself as someone who wouldn't judge someone over something as stupid as height.
But whenever I meet a manlet I can't help but feel no respect for him at all. It's not his fault but my brain just goes "teehee fucking manlets".
Are there any rich robots around here?
>age
>how you got your money
>how you spend your day
>most expensive thing you've bought
Also looking for a rich anon to maybe help me out with kind of a big deal. I need $820 to fix my car up so that I can start working again. I used to haul supplies from job sites for construction companies on demand but car broke, engine trouble. Would anyone be willing to help me out?
I just sent you a million dollars op
>>38841652
This actually made me laugh, thanks anon
>age
23
>how you got your money
Parents
>how you spend your day
Videogames / sleeping
>most expensive thing you've bought
$17,000 2013 Hyundai Sonata
Not going to give you shit though.
I just found out sperm can live inside a pussy for over 2 weeks.
This gave me a raging boner when I started thinking about all the cute girls is see around places. They could be filled with cum right at this very moment!
WOW I am fucking sick in the head for thinking like this.
Anyone else ever get a boner in public just by thinking about shit? What kinda shit?
>>38841588
Jesus that means every attractive girl has sperm living in them
>other guys are putting their dick in a pussy that already has sperm in it, filling it up with even more
>>38841588
Yea, also if you touch someone's hand in also put bacteria, sperm and fecal matter on their hand. Big deal faggot.
Is there Any place in my hand where i could punch a nail trough and not leave any serious lasting damage. Then i could put that pic online and be like "whoops, clumsy me am i right" and get some Attention
The soft webbing between the index finger and thumb SPECIFICALLY on your non-dominant hand. Use some form of alcohol, preferably an alcohol pad, on both the impact area and the nail. Place hand on table and use thick books to steady the nail, and use dominant hand to fire the hammer. Tell people it's your dominant hand.
Thank me later.
I once shoved a whole fishing bobber straight through my right hand. It didn't hurt to remove or get infected.
Really weird honestly
do it faggot
orgynel
Do you travel? If you have so much free time, and armed with very cheap or free traveling options and lodging, no reason not to.
You have no job or family tying you to where you are, go and enjoy yourself.
And to do so, learn a language. What language is best, you think?
>tfw went to Japan a few months ago, cute girls everywhere wearing skirts
>gust of wind blows through and see a girls pure white panties
It was just like my animes
>>38841597
>things that never happened
Besides, Japan is actually very expensive to go to, you can't hike or get on a train to Japan, and you can't stay with some hostel or couchsurf.
>>38841625
But it did anon! Roundtrip tickets were 500 freedom dollars, went with some friends so the Airbnb costs were like $25 a night per person. I didn't spend nearly as much as I thought I would.