How do I get a goddess like this as my girlfriend?

>>38842189

You don't. You could try picking up girls at stuff like Comic-Con but still. You don't.

>tattoo
>goddess

>tattoo
AHAHAHAHA

Enjoy getting cucked.

>>38842225
Tattoos are a commitment and why do you care about what she does to HER body.

>>38842189
wow, she beau-
>tattoo
egh.

>>38842189

She's taken at least 150 cocks.

>ugly used up whore covered in tattoos, posing almost-naked in a public place for male attention

>goddess

>>38842189
>Buy her stuff off her amazon wishlist
>Make sure to tip her on Chaturbate
>Buy her crystal dildos and anime inspired lingerie
>Let her fuck other men in front of you

>>38842189
be a professional photographer, all these cosplay chicks seem to latch onto one

>>38842189
>goddess
Wew. I wouldn't even care about the tats, but being dressed like that in public is how you recognize a slut.

I don't like tattoos at all but I'd pretend they were cool if she was my gf

>>38842189
A tattooed shortstack who fancies parading around in public showing as much skin as possible to the thirstiest males imaginable by the thousands? This is your god?

Be a CHAD or have MONEY, literally all girl on earth will be your gf if you have money or chad, they are all sluts

>>38842309
Yeah, a commitment to dick.

>>38842189
She looks equally as shit as Chichi herself.

>>38842189
>goddess
But she looks like a 12 year old boy... ?

>>38842189
Don't be fooled (you autist)
Don't pick up a retard from comic-co

>>38842189

never. go back to counter strike now.

>>38842214
>pick up girls at Comic-Con

You better have a 3 plate Deadlift minimum.

>>38842189
Goddess
that
wew anon your standards are abysmal and you still can't figure out how to get a GF

>>38844191

okay Pajeet, thanks for YOUR input

>>38842189
OP, stalk the manga aisle at your nearest bookstore more. Or join your school's anime/ vidya club or whatever. You'll encounter her at at least one of those two places.