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I walked past a small guy today. He was 5'4 by my estimates.

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I walked past a small guy today. He was 5'4 by my estimates. I had this unruly urge to just punt him.
Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?
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>>38841612
I have honestly never felt upset about someone being shorter than me to the point of having violent urges, no.
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>>38841612
what did we short guys ever do to you tho
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>>38841612
>>38841631
>>38841647
I like to think of myself as someone who wouldn't judge someone over something as stupid as height.

But whenever I meet a manlet I can't help but feel no respect for him at all. It's not his fault but my brain just goes "teehee fucking manlets".
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>>38841714

Well hope you never act on this

because even a short dude can completely fuck up a tall lank
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>>38841740
I don't want to bully him or anything I just automatically think that. I feel sorry for manlets.
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knew a guy who did that once and then the manlet turned out to be some thai box champion completely breaking his face
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>>38841758
It's okay. We usually live longer anyways so it's all good
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>>38841612
I carry a knife and a hammer around my waist. I will cause you sever bodily harm. I could even kill you. :)
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>>38841740
>>38841772
>manlets begin telling us their fantasies
settle down now Napoleons
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>>38841803
Napoleon was 5'8. The "napoleon was a manlet" meme was anglo propaganda
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>>38841803
most small guys at my gym do some form of fighting sport though or go totally overboard with lifting
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>>38841612
is that dutch? if so, to be fair he's probably 6'1 and that bitch is probably 6'7
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I mean I'm only 5'8 but I weigh 185 pounds. I don't think you'd be very successful at punting me
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>Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?
I want to carry them around master blaster style.

Maybe with our combined efforts one of us could get laid.
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But the vast majority of intellectual figures throughout history were manlets.
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>>38841827
>5'8
>not a manlet
Pick one and only one, little buddy.
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>every other commercial is Danny Trejo being a tough guy
>dude is like 5'4" and I could bounce him around like a basketball
Hey Danny come stand on this box
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>>38841827
>5'8
>not a manlet
This is apparently not original
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>implying chicken-legged lanklets could stand up to husky manlets when they tackle your center of gravity

You literally can't.
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>>38841960
Yeah when compared to modern metrics lol

They where average or slightly above average.

Manlets need to stop with this meme, it's so pathetic
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>>38841981
5'8 isn't short. I'm taller than the majority of people I pass by on the streets
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>>38842076
>>38841907
I'm this guy. You must live with a lot of chinks or in a third world shit hole. I'm actually a bit taller than 5'8 and while I'm taller than most girls I'd say around 75% of guys my age are taller than me
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>>38842076
Why do you have to come onto the internet and just lie like that?

>>38842130
More like 90% of guys are taller than you.
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>>38842076
Most women, yes. But unless you live in Indonesia most men tower over someone that height.
t. 5'8"
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>>38842075

Contemporaneously, but they averaged out to the manlet ideal of being 5'7"-5"9", which is conducive to higher intelligence, because of blood flow. Anything higher is at a disadvantage, anything lower is hot-headedness. You lanklets delude yourselves to think otherwise, but you've got to work harder to be as on the ball as us manlets. Sorry, but it's true. Throughout history us manlets have made civilization become what it is, while you lot have gawked around with your chicken legs, squawking about height and it's murky relation to success. Could you ever be a Shakespeare? A Newton? An Einstein? No, I didn't think so. Too tall. Too much melancholy. Too much effort to circulate your blood about the body. Sad, but it's true.
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>>38842188
If manlets are so smart why are they so short? You can't explain that little boy lol
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>>38842130
>>38842148

I actually live in
NYC
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>>38841612
>Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?

No, I don't get the urge to randomly assault people.
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>>38841612
He is very cute tho.
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>>38842218

Because, as I've explained, it's advantageous, dummy. Next question!
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>>38842188
You can't really deny this 2bh.
>>38842235
then mate you're deluding yourself if you think you're actually taller than most men in the area. Avg. in US is 5'9"-5'10".
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>>38842263
Advantageous for what? Protecting your virginity?
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>>38841827
Caesar, Stalin, Hitler, Pinochet were all manlets who committer extreme human right violations.

As a 5'8" ude I fantasise daily about becoming a tyrant and purging the normies.
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>>38841612
No not really
If anything I worry they want to kick me because manlet rage might overtake them
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>>38841612

I'm 5'7.

It's true. Some people treat you different.

It's a psychological thing, it's harder to respect a runt, some people are wired like that.

I think it's weird that people's brain act like that, But really who gives a shit?
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>>38842243
Low test turbo beta detected. Are you a puntable manlet too?

>>38842303
Yeah in this day and age you're just going to get laughed at.
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>>38842325
Bend the knee, lanklet. Worship the superior male.
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>>38841612
>I had this unruly urge to just punt him.
Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?
Are you a nigger or something?
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>>38842291

Are you capable of reading? Advantageous for higher intelligence. There's no need for slags at the local pubs. Women of comparable intelligence are normally of equal or lower height, and they don't go for this mongrel, or that rat, so it all works out in the end.
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>>38842353
>draw pistol
>shoot manlet
>he slumps at my feet
Very scary. Barely noticed him down there
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>>38842325
>Yeah in this day and age you're just going to get laughed at.

Easy to say when you're a low T lanklet with no energy and no ambition.
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>>38842378
So why are you a virgin and guys like me are fucking your oneitis?

>>38842383
>Short men built society
Yeah, for men like me. Thanks little dude. If it wasn't for short, ugly nerds inventing smartphones and the internet I'd never be able to jump on Tinder and right swipe my way to getting laid

>>38842393
>low t
Pic related
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>>38841612
6'5 here

No, I have never felt the urge to harm someone for being shorter than me

Seek help
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>>38842409
>So why are you a virgin and guys like me are fucking your oneitis?

I never said I was a virgin, you chicken-legged prostitute.

>Pic related

Nothing is more pathetic than getting your testosterone examined. I mean, c'mon m8.
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>>38842443
>lmfao what kind of faggot gets regular blood tests to check their health
Wew lad. Thankfully this means you'll die off sometime soon
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>>38842145
>more like 90%

Not him but I'm positive he's closer than you are

t. 6'5 and have the best view
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>>38842461

>I swear, I didn't take a test to examine the quality of my testosterone because I'm insecure!

No one believes you, lanklet.
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>>38842477
He probably knows mate he just wants the guy to feel like even more shit for some reason
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>>38842409
We are operating from the shadows building our perfect Utopia. We are merely allowing you to enjoy yourselves for now until we branch off
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guys, just don't be below 6 feet
if you're below 6 feet tall, just stop doing that. this isn't rocket science
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>>38841612
Why does he look scared?
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>>38842569
He doesn't tbqh you might have autism
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Why are you all so obsessed with height? It's weird..
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>>38842353
>bend at the knee
>still taller than you
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>>38842488
Who cares if you believe or not. You're a jelly low test manlet.

>>38842477
Not likely. You honestly think 25% of guys are 5'7" and shorter?
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>>38842608
I mean shit, poking fun at the fat guy is fun, he made the wrong choice and chose to live an unhealthy life
At least he can improve his looks through diet and exercise.
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>>38842599
Don't be afraid manlet, its just a girl.
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>>38842615
I think at least 25% of guys are 5'7.9 and shorter yes. I would bet good money on it tbqh but I'm too lazy to search for anything.
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>>38842608

Easy to say when you're a girl.

>>38842615
>Who cares if you believe or not. You're a jelly low test manlet.

Ahh, lanklet is tuckered out. Can't muster his strength to come up with an imaginative reply. Just regurgitating insults manlets themselves have made up. It's ok, chicken legs, I don't blame you. When you're of lower intelligence, it's only natural to give up and mash your fingers, pushing buttons. Us manlets won't hold it against you. Just admit you're an exception, and not a rule. That's all it takes.
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>>38842674
I think you're wrong but I can't be fucked searching either.

>>38842681
>when you trigger the dwarf so hard it writes a long reply demanding more of your attention
Here's your (you) little guy.
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>>38841612
Does it make you that angry he was with a hot girl when you are a 6'3" kissless virgin?
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>>38842681
You would be a lot happier if you stopped caring about your height, because no one else does.

Insecure faggot
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Oh look, another thread where lanky boys who haven't finished a thing in their life project their insecurities onto others, distracting them from their soul crushing lack of accomplishment

t. 6'4
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Let me summarize this thread, it's always the same.

>lel manlets I'm better than you
>w-w-w-well I'm sure I could snatch your gf from you!
>I could lose my virginity anytime I want to because I tall!

Lanklets always get btfo.
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>>38841612
>Anyone else ever just feel like kicking a manlet?
no, I'm 6 foot even and I've never had the urge
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>>38842741
>thinking she has any interest in him at all
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>>38842717

>when you trigger the dwarf so hard it writes a long reply demanding more of your attention
or
>when you feel so desperately that you have to reply to this dwarf because you know deep down he's superior to you in more ways than one

I see it, my little lanklet. Just admit you're inferior intellectually, and that your pre-occupation with height and testosterone is ample indication that there is more lacking in your life than any other manlet in this thread, who are perfectly complacent in their own lives, not needing superfluous distinctions such as height to find happiness as you so desperately need
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>>38841714
I think that just means you're a douchenozzle deep down
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>>38842804
>my little lanklet
>lanklet is tuckered out
I think the funniest thing is that he keeps talking to me like he's talking to a manlet. The projection is real
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>>38842717
>>38842674
Lazy cunts Jesus christ. It's 25ish
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>>38842777
I literally lost my virginity because a girl started a conversation with me about how tall I am, manlets anecdotally BTFO
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>>38842832
Holy shit. A lot of tiny ass dudes walking around out here. That's sad asf
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>>38842826

Or maybe you're too dense to see that my description of you is too true to reality. You've yet to really give anything other than a weak, tired reply. You thinking I'm just that when it's the opposite is rich. Lanklets really do struggle to muster an intellectual effort.
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>>38842898
Reply to me again manlet
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>>38842931

Thanks for the free (you), cuck.
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>>38842951
I don't mind giving you attention. It's probably the only attention you'll get for awhile. I just find it strange that you do everything that I say. You should start blinking and breathing manually. I'll bet you'll do it too lol
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>>38842981

Another (you), I'm delighted!
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>>38842990
>manlet gets delighted when senpai notices him
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>>38841860

Looks pretty Slav to me.
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>>38842843
How much did you pay her for your 2 minutes?
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>>38843035
>lanket meme arrows his way out of a real argument like a pussy
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>>38843035

Haha, lanklet can't help but reply because of he has to satisfy his inflated ego. Keep giving me those (yous) cuck. You know that if you don't reply again you lose the game you started yourself.
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>Welcome to croatia, where u don t have the money, the height,the figure to get a girl annnnnnd on top of that the girls are pretty much either bitches or fucking saints
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>>38842029

Pic related is what happens to manlets errytime.
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>>38843141

Serious question, could you take on joe rogan? No? Didn't think so. Manlets win every time.
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>>38843136
I'm 165cm and had an easy time with Croatian chicks. Guess it helps to have a west euro passport and money.
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>>38843217

He's a manlet, of course I could.
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>>38843136
>>38843217
I'm 165 cm too and my only gf was a really tall girl from Croatia.
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>>38843336
I once had a 178cm tall Dutch gf.
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>tfw 5'4

everytime i walk outside i have a feeling that every person i walk by has the same idea you do op.
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>>38843374
Lanklets will never ever know what it's like to have a taller gf
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>>38843444

And manlets will never know what it's like to dominate a much smaller girl or actually satisfy a woman.
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>>38841981
5'8" was tall for the time, faggot. I'm so sick of you historically ignorant FAGGOTS on my board. Gas yourself.
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>>38843444
They will never know what it's like to have a gf, period.
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>>38843564
Wishful thinking from a bitter permavirgin lanklet. A manlet is about the height of the average girl. That means 50% of girls are smaller. And that's not even counting the best part, which is dominating a taller girl.
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>>38843615
>manlets making shit up to make themselves feel better
;)
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>>38843662
what the FUCK are you talking about you stupid brain-dead nigger, I haven't even stated my fucking height in this thread. I literally came in because I saw a stupid fucking goon like you spew diarrhea from their mouth. Kill yourself lanklet wannabe.
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>>38843564
>>38843643
>>38843660
It's funny how defensive lanklets can get.
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5'3 here gf is a 5'11 feels good
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>>38843689
Nobody believes your lies just stop dude
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I'm 5"2 and I enjoy beating up tall dudes.
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>>38841714
So you're saying that you're a mental cunt.
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>>38841847
BUT BUT MY 6 FOOT WHAT EVER NEVER DOING ANY WORK OUTS OR FORM FIGHTING
I I I C C CAN WIN A FIGHT.
> Tall<short with fight XP.
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>>38844926
>with XP
kek
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>>38845006
I dont feel like spelling correctly today.
But seriously you need to actually be in fights and win fights (that are above your punching class) to you know gid gud.
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>>38842076
m8, I live in a country where the averahe male height is 5'3 and I'm a cm away (172) from 5'8 (173), I still see quite a lot of taller people. I live in an area with a lot of foreigners and Chinese so I still feel short.
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>>38841714
>But whenever I meet a manlet I can't help but feel no respect for him at all.
5' 4" manlet or 5' 8" manlet
>>38841803
napoleon literally killed and raped people
>>38841827
WRONG he was BELOW MIDDLE HEIGHT
http://www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html
>>38842075
the average man was short you retard
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>>38842325
>Yeah in this day and age you're just going to get laughed at.
that's what the tutsis thought
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwandan_genocide
manlets outnumber lanklets
>>38842862
it's including beaners and asians
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>>38841612

I wish I was that small. Being tall sucks. I'm never the small spoon and people naturally think I'm in control and fall in line basically handing me the leader role. I would trade heights with any manlet in a heartbeat.
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>>38845313
>I wish I was that small. Being tall sucks. I'm never the small spoon and people naturally think I'm in control and fall in line basically handing me the leader role
are you gay or something
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>>38845352
Ehh half and half. I like anyone that takes charge and control no mater if they are a woman or a man.
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there is nothing worse than the absolute scum of the earth who unite with none other than roasties to make fun of manlets. truly you "people" are the most insecure and disgustingly retarded bunch i've ever seen in this world.

but we all know OP is memeing
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>>38841612
Not really but i usually just bowl past shorter/lighter people than me when walking places because what the fuck are they gonna do so i would say i show vastly less respect than the already shit level base minimum respect i don't show to anybody when it comes to physically inferior people.
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>>38845104
But a tall person with fight XP? What then? What was ever your point to defending manlets with 'muh fight XP' when it can go to the already superior tall alpha male as well.
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>>38845253
I've seen you post months ago. You start sperging out. Your shitty fantasies will never (EVER) happen lol
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>>38845565
>Your shitty fantasies will never (EVER) happen lol
they have literally happened in the past you retard

the romans were short and they murdered and enslaved tons of gauls during the gallic wars, gauls being as tall as we are
>for our shortness of stature, in comparison with the great size of their bodies, is generally a subject of much contempt to the men of Gaul
guess what happened after the gauls said that? they surrendered and then they attacked at night at they got SLAUGHTERED

never trust a lanklet
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I don't get angry and want to hurt manlets. I just get really sad and feel sorry for them. They never learn and I wish they would. It's just a depressing sight to see a manlet not knowing any better
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>>38845699
In the past. Not today and that's all that matters :)
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>>38845880
oh so if there isn't a bucnh of manlets killing lanklets right this second then it doesn't count? retard
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>live in little Mexico
>all these spics walking around pulling mean faces like they'll really fucked your shit up
>some of them are like 4'6"
>it's been three months of living here and I still have to suppress the urge to laugh
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>>38845770
Learn what? How to be a permavirgin like you?
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>>38845904
>oh so if there isn't a bucnh of manlets killing lanklets right this second then it doesn't count?
Yes? This is like calling yourself a non-virgin because everyone in your family before you fucked a girl and it's possible you will in the future.

I didn't realise manlets were brainlets do. I bet you're a hairlet also lol
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>>38846087
>This is like calling yourself a non-virgin because everyone in your family before you fucked a girl and it's possible you will in the future.
are you talking about yourself lmao

the lanklet will be hunted down and killed like it always is and the manlets will reign supreme
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Anyone else like being short? 5'5" and pulling cute instead of masculine.
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>>38842409

Thats average test though
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>>38846173
>justmanletfantasies
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>>38846312
it's not a fantasy if it has literally happened before brainlet
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>>38846339
>p-people have had sex before so it is okay to say i've lost my virginity even though I haven't
>justmanletfantasies
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>>38846486
this is such a shit analogy

MANLETS have killed lanklets before so it is okay to say that MANLETS will kill lanklets again
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>>38846282
I'm 5'7" and good-looking. You bet I wouldn't trade this for being a plain-looking lanklet. I can pull pussy on looks alone.
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>>38846509
You're relying on the idea that past events are guaranteed to happen again. Manlets have never risen up (to knee height) against their betters anyway. Sorry little guy.
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>>38846609
>You're relying on the idea that past events are guaranteed to happen again.
why wouldn't they
>Manlets have never risen up (to knee height) against their betters anyway.
i am not as tall as your knee dumbass i'm a few inches shorter than you

and they fucking have risen up against their betters, look at napoleon
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>>38846609
But you're inferior in every way to manlets, not better.
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>>38846670
>he says impotently on an anonymous imageboard after yet another female laughs in his face and tells him short men should be executed

>>38846657
Why would they?

>look at napoleon
I don't recall Napoleon killing anyone for being tall. He was also average/tall for his time. Unlike you who are born 200 years too late to not be an embarrassment.
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>>38846804
>every guy should be 5' 8"
i'm 5' 8"
>I don't recall Napoleon killing anyone for being tall.
hoche, barras, that black guy, kleber
>He was also average/tall for his time.
below middle height, everyone called him short
http://www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html
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>>38846804
This post is just overflowing with lanklet virgin tears.
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>>38842076
you should come to europe. Im 184cm (somewhere between 6'0 and 6'1) and 80% of guys aging 15-30 are either my height or taller
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>>38846873
>or taller
Guess you have a chance. Probably not though

>names
So you're confirming he never killed anyone for being tall

>below middle height, everyone called him short
English propaganda because even 200 years ago people knew being short was a defect to be ridiculed.

>>38846910
I lost my virginity almost 10 years ago. When did you lose yours?
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>>38846921
I'm in Europe, and you're full of shit.
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>>38846934
Prostitutes don't count. There is no way a girl would willingly have sex with a 6'3" ugly sperglord NEET.
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>>38841612

>4chan has reposts now
>on /r9k/ of all places

How worst can it get?
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>>38846934
>English propaganda because even 200 years ago people knew being short was a defect to be ridiculed.
the people who called him short were french and his allies
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Can relate. I don't hate short guys and I actually feel sorry for them most of the time, but whenever I see a guy that is shorter than me I just cant help it but I view him as an inferior and weak one.
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>>38846949
>paying money for women
>ever
Isn't that what manlet permavirgins do? Regardless, my 10 years ago statement stands and you forgot to answer my question. When did you lose yours anon? ;)

>>38846961
It was the English when he was sent to the island but it doesn't matter because it wasn't true.
>justmoremanletfantasies
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>>38847036
>It was the English when he was sent to the island but it doesn't matter because it wasn't true.
no it was french sources you historical illiterate
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I'm 6'1" king of manlets but i do feel bad when im around guys below 5'9"

i just feel guilty
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>>38847049
As I said: it doesn't matter because it wasn't true. In those two hundred years we've gotten taller and now even 5'8" is short. It's barely taller than my girlfriend.

>>38847070
This. Same height, same feels. It must suck having to look up at EVERY guy or when you're in a crowded area you can't see over people to find out where you have to go.
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>>38845944
embarrasing to think that you believe your height will make a difference when shit goes down in a real fight. you don't have the mass to go with that height, won't matter if you're 5'5 or 6'5. a slight reach advantage, that's what.

5'11 "manlet" here.
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>>38841612
nah i'm not a cunt
how is this not originally original
>>
>>38847101
The reach difference between 5'5 and 6'5 is huge and the weight associated with height is massive. You see lanklets in the NBA weighing over 220lbs. Why do you manlets roleplay so hard
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>>38847096
>As I said: it doesn't matter because it wasn't true
what so all the french sources were lying
>In those two hundred years we've gotten taller and now even 5'8" is short. It's barely taller than my girlfriend.
exactly, men under 5' 9" must unite and kill all the lanklets
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>>38847142
>You see lanklets in the NBA weighing over 220lbs.
we're not talking about them, we're talking about the lanklets who are all skin and bones
>The reach difference between 5'5 and 6'5 is huge
5' 5" is turbomanlet, they will be purged as well

if my legs were proportionate to my torso i'd be 6 foot
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>>38847149
>what so all the french sources were lying
yeah, french feet =/= murican feet
https://www.khanacademy.org/questions/how-tall-was-napoleon/kafb_3348560
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/forget-napoleon-height-rules/
https://www.napoleon.org/en/history-of-the-two-empires/#ancre54
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>>38847231
bitch they called him short they didn't measure him

this is what happens when people get all their information from secondhand sources
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>>38847255
>manlet thinks he was around with napoleon
>justmanletthings

>>38847195
Were you the model for Baby Legs in Rick and Morty?

Also a lot of lanklets in the NBA are skin and bone. They just weigh a lot because there is more skin and bones lmfao
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>>38847294
>Also a lot of lanklets in the NBA are skin and bone. They just weigh a lot because there is more skin and bones lmfao
dude they're althletes they have muscles

the average lanklet is not an nba player anyway
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>>38841612
I wanna fuck the cute ones...they're super adorable and let's be real they're never gonna find a gf so they may well settle for a sugar daddy who'll dominate them and treat them like the submissive little sluts they are...
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>>38846593
>this is what manlets actually believe

Holy shit it's sad
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>>38847325
He weighed 220lbs. This isn't muscular lmfao every male looks similar at low bodyfat.

Why are manlets in such denial?
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>>38844841
>>38842815
>>38841740

manlets detected

origanu
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>>38842409
how pathetic do you have to be to take a pic of this and post it on /r9k/

jesus christ. the lack of awareness.
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>>38847492
he has muscles you delusional moron

this is what the average lanklet looks like
>>38847404
fuck off faggot
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>>38847541
I've only met one dude like that and he was an autismo like you.

>>38847509
>i wish I had high test so i could brag
I also have a girlfriend, a job and have moved out of my mother's house ;)
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>>38841612
blease don't bully me i'm 5'0"
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>>38847573
oh wow youre still rage posting in this thread.

unlike you ive never had the need to record my test levels. it's never been a problem.
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I want to throw them dwarf toss style.
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>>38841612
>lifelong social anxiety and depression, struggle to make eye contact with people
>still had sex with 16 women at 23 years old because 6'2

invest in platform shoes shortfriends
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>>38847616
>rage posting
Do manlets honestly believe only angry people make fun of them? What would I be angry over?

>unlike you ive never had the need to record my test levels
Neither have I. You should get complete bloodwork yearly though to check for any potential problems. Unless you're American and are too poor to stay healthy lol
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>>38842409
Jesus Christ imagine the state of someone posting their literal medically recorded testosterone levels on an anonymous image board because someone insulting them in an Internet fight lmao.
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>>38847686
even if i had bloodwork done (which I have), I would never consider taking a picture of it, much less sharing it on 4chan's robot9000. if you fail to see how doing that is objectively pathetic and shows how insecure you are, then cool.
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>>38847731
Insecure about what tho?

Why are manlets eternal projectionists?
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>>38846593
sure you can witwe sweetie....
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>>38847746
I don't know what you could be insecure about. maybe how manly you are, that's what all this test thing implies.

I mean, look at you. you're calling me a manlet, projectionist, implying that I'm american (lol), don't have a girlfriend, a job, and that I still live with my mother. you're accusing me of all of these things simply because I called out how pathetic it is to post your test levels on 4chan, which like I said, is an objective truth and you probably know it. that's all I did and you inferred all of those things based on that.

how are you so blind?
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>>38847858
>UR INSECURE
>Insecure about what?
>I-I don't know....
Say it with me: eternal. projectionists.
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>>38847036
I`m 19. Lost at 18. 5`4. Didn`t changed my life, so, everything is a lie.
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>>38847938
>everything is a lie
>Lost at 18
>everything is a lie
lol manlets are so adorable when they lie
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>>38841612
If a tall lanky faggot like you did that to me I'd pull a knife out and stab you in the throat and play hop scotch in your chest cavity until you slowly bur surely finally bled out. I would feast on your organs over a fire I made with your bones in front of your mom who you leech off of like a pathetic parasite and would be happy that I remove your pathetic useless trash from this planet. So try it you ugly oversized freak.
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>>38847966
Guys from imageboard told me about "losing virginity = level up", but my stats are still pretty low.
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>>38847936
better to claim to have amazing insight into your life even though you are somebody that I have never met, right?

just like you're doing. high t, v strong. keep at it.
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>>38848021
Literally nobody who has lost their virginity says that. Even your lies are bad.

>>38848031
>manlet can't actually insult you
>just kind of gives up
Metaphor for your life :)
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>>38841783
>It's okay. We usually live longer anyways so it's all good

Even if you live longer you're still living shorter
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>>38846593
>I can pull pussy
well do it then or why are you still hanging out on this board for social pariahs?
>inb4 I-I just c-come here to laugh at you loserrrs lmao
stupid nigger
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>>38842409
lmao this guy actually uploaded his T results to brag on fucking /r9k/
holy autism there is no coming back from here
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>>38848402
>>inb4 I-I just c-come here to laugh at you loserrrs lmao
>stupid nigger
This is what most of us are here doing. While also LARPing as one of you lol
>>
this lanklet larping is like a sociopath just with 90 iq
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>>38848460
Which begs the question of why if your real life was to be supposedly so fulfilling.

CAPTCHA: BURNS BOSS
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>>38848534
>you're not allow to shitpost on your phone while doing dumb boring shit or make manlets rage
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>>38842303
Except Hitler was framed by the Jews and the 6 million number was mentioned by the Jews 20 years ahead of the holocaust. The holocaust camp members were not all starving and rail thin, the gas chambers were not real and the victors of history get to say whatever they want.

If you spend even a few hours looking into holocaust skepticism you would find it. Germany was framed due to revolting against Jewish bankers and nothing more.
>>
>people come to a chinese cartoon imageboard's most autistic board made for social rejects to brag about their sexual life

did we come full circle? if you're here it's impossible to be jealous of you.
>>
>>38848556
Neck yourself and convince your phoneposter buddies to do so as well.
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>>38848598
Nah

>>38848576
>it's a loser who comes here because he "has to"
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>>38848617
Kill yourself anon, it's the only way.
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>>38841714
haha tiny penis
>>
>tfw do this but im a 5'7 manlet myself
>>
>>38848700
Nah. It's not. Probably is for you tho
>>
I'm 5'5 are Asians my only option.

Also

>tfw too short to date trannies
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>>38849406
>I'm 5'5 are Asians my only option.
The Asian girls have their pick of tall white men. Why would they choose a midget when they could just choose an Asian guy who is actually going to be a doctor or whatever.

>tfw too short to date trannies
Perfect height to be the tranny though. It's the path all 5'8" and below dudes should go. HRT all the way
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>>38849546
Asian males are weak and submissive and you know nothing of my life trajectory.

You lose all respect from everyone in everything when you are a tranny, couldn't do it.
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>>38849616
>You lose all respect from everyone in everything when you are a tranny
You already lost everyone's respect when you decided to be a 5'5" """"male""""

Just transition.
>>
>>38841612
Disgusting roastie scum. It's his profile picture, why wouldn't he crop it?
>>
>>38849656
Kys kikeboy
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>>38849687
Was literally just laying in bed talking to my girlfriend about dudes your height

>Was talking shit to some manlets. They get mad
>Why? Is it that word?
>Manlet?
>Yeah.
>No they're just mad about being short
>How short are they?
>5'8
>That's still tall. What's the average height?
>5'10
>Oh.
>Yeah. I'm talking to a a 5'5" guy right now
>Lots of girls like tall guys but if they don't have a height preference something can make up for it like if they're good looking. Girls still like average height guys
>You don't
>Yeah but some do
>They aren't even average height though. They're shorter than the average female
>Oh..... that's really sad then.

Never laughed so hard at that last line.
>That's really sad then.

hahaha
>>
>>38849899
your entire existence of having such a low self-esteem to larp about cucking guys who dont even care about you makes me sad
dont shoot up a school
>>
>>38850134
>when the truth triggers the manlet so hard he just starts spouting nonsense
>>
I feel the EXACT same eay OP. I can't help but snicker when walking past manlets in the gym, we all know that lifting won't help them.
>>
>>38850197
im dutch and youre just an annoying sperg who wears autism as a badge
>>
>>38841783
Manlets actually live shorter lives, mostly due to heart problems.
>>
>>38842303
5'6" here. I just feel an instinctive urge to burn every degenerate at the stake and drown the world in blood and fire.
>>
>>38850287
Are you legally dumb? Being taller means more pressure on your spine and heart, less muscles and worse circulation. Taller men have shorter life-span on average
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>>38850274
Why are dutch girls so fucking ugly? My first girlfriend was dutch. Stupid chipmunk cheek having ugly cunts
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>>38845253
>mfw Rwandan genocide was just a Manlet uprising
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>>38850346
you would shit yourself in front of an actual human being, stop larping
you gone so deep you cant even lie about being functional
>>
>>38842188
you realise that the heart simply grows larger/stronger to accomodate for the extra bloodflow, right? Unless you're talking extreme cases like gigantism, being tall does not negatively impact cognitive function. I'm going to have to slap you with a [citation needed] little man.
>>
>>38841793
I just wanted to point out how autistic your post is.
>>
>>38850367
>this has never happened to me so it's definitely a lie
whatever makes you feel better autismo. go smoke a bowl and chill out
>>
>>38850388
Google it you fucking idiot. Short men live longer.

Organs don't scale up like that. If you weren't a fucking brainlet, you'd know that.
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>ITT: False confidence
Everyone should read Models by Mark Manson. You're screaming insecurity by caring about other people's heights
>>
>>38850415
Bro I see you on here every day ranting about manlets and derailing the board. It's obvious you're a worthless gymcel. I think you might be the one with an issue.
>>
>>38850388
>you realise that the heart simply grows larger/stronger to accomodate for the extra bloodflow, right?
You realise having a big heart isn't a good thing, right? Otherwise steroid intended heart growth wouldn't cause heart problems.
It's not that if you're 6'2 you're doomed to die in a heart attack, but tall people have a lot bigger load on their hearts and their shorter life span caused by it is proved.
>>
>>38850493
>Bro I see you on here every day ranting about manlets
Is this hyperbole or is this you being autistic and forgetting that it's anonymous on here and you're getting me confused with other righteous anti-manlet posters

>>38850456
>thinking any of this is about a lack of confidence and not just shitting on manlets to make them rage
>>
>>38850610
you need to shit on people to boost your self-confidence. youre insecure. bonus point for larping and begging for (you)s
>>
>5'3
reading this thread offically kills my self esteen if I have any left.
>>
>>38850915
>the manlet projects yet again
I shit on people because it's fun. Have you had fun before?

>>38851069
Become the girlfriend you wish you had anon.
>>
>>38841714
haha I actually do this too, I walk past a manlet and just start laughing
>>
put me in the screencap

^ original content ^
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>>38845121
5'3 is 160 cm
5'8 is 173 cm

Nice joke dumbass
>>
>>38845121
What country the avg is 5'3?
I'm 5'3 and will move there so I can have some self esteem
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>>38851088
its only fun because youre insecure. and also happen to be dumb for not realising this
>>
>>38841612
Hit some fucker your own size or bigger you pussy, you are discriminating against the vertically challenged and that is just uncalled for, they face far bigger dangers in the world than you could possibly imagine for example crossing the street is a potential suicide attempt as soon as their foot leaves the curb.
>>
>>38851498
>manlet denies projection
>tries shitting on me while doing so
like pottery with you little guys.
>>
>>38841827

>Napoleon was 5'8

LMAO no he wasn't you retarded manlet. 5'8 was the average height for men during that time period, and Napeoleon was STILL considered a manlet back then, meaning he was at most 5'3-5'4


You manlets never learn
>>
>>38851718
>5'8 was the average height for men during that time period, and Napeoleon was STILL considered a manlet back then, meaning he was at most 5'3-5'4
we literally know he was 5' 6"

below middle height means 5' 6"
http://www.napoleon-series.org/research/napoleon/c_description.html
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>>38851718
Napoleon wasn't actually short. He can't be a hero for manlets if he's actually a normie height.
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>>38841612
Yes im 5'3 and i had this very frail small teacher and i felt like i could just easily kick her over
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>>38841714
That propably means that you don't have much going for you apart from your haight.
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>>38841612
Lol. Pathetic lanklet.
>>
>tfw women who claim only tall men are superior go for big selfish bad boys who treat them like the whores they want to be treated like and raise their sons to be gentleman who should never hurt a woman and should always be considerate of others

Everyone is a hypocrite I guess
>>
Napoleon was above average for his time

Women either want men who are the norm or above average
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Don't fuck around with manlets.
I am around 183 cm (6f?) and while sparing with 5'5 manlets in my kickboxing gym they can be a real problem when they get in close and also keep a low stance. If you are going to get in a fight with a manlet I suggest you keep it technical and use your length advantage. If it gets into a brawl you lose your length advantage and also have to punch more down and that makes your punches more awkward and weaker. Use alot of uppercuts to counter. Use the uppercut-hook combo. Also don't wrestle with somebody heavier or the same as you who is shorter. You have to work that much harder because their center of gravity is lower and they are generally faster and more agile (know that from combat sambo gym)

Short guys go with the jab-overhand combo and keep it a brawl. Get it to the ground if you are heavier ( but not if there are alot of people around or you can get kicked in the head)
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>>38841612
Manlets are just children who never grew up, they cant even argue like adults
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>>38841714
>I like to think of myself who wouldn't judge people over height
>But I've no problem with kicking people for being shorter than I am
take your head out your ass, because you're clearly not a respectable human being like you proclaim yourself to be
>>
>>38853144
>taking the bait this hard

How do you make it in the world?
>>
>>38841612
are these croatians? Because they can be tall as fuck. In the dinaric mountains, the avg >= 185cm/6ft1.

This guy is so fucking unlucky if he's in the balkans holy shit.
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>>38853259
>tfw croat
>tfw 5'10"
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>>38853207
>i-it was just b-bait! you're just dumb!
nice argument. good enough to make me give another (You)
>>
>>38853297
>montenigger
>1/8th albanian/kosovar
>5'10.5 manlet
>pure slavshit cousins are >= 6ft1
fucking kill me
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>>38841714
And this is why you're a fag.
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