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Only if it's 2D yuri

>>38845060
Yes. Any love involving a male will inherently be selfish and onesides in favor of their end regardless of their actual intentions simply due to their biology and psychology.

>>38845060
If it's so pure, why do they do it in the shower?

>>38845048
I'm thinking about doing it to be in a big city

>>38845048
It's one of the harshest lifestyles available and every waking moment and several moments while sleeping will be pain, suffering, and attempts at prolonging your life.
If you have zero survival experience a city is your best bet but its also the shittiest homeless lifestyle to live and you will almost certainly die within several years.

>>38845048
>How hard is it? I am a young adult with no education, no money, and no desire to be a part of society. Is this a viable option
You are going to get robbed and or arrested.
Do not do it.
Some people can if you do farm work shit.
But mostly you will end up in jail.
Maybe not for life but enough to fuck with you.

Lmao what a fucking faggot but nice ass

>>38845088
>Lmao what a fucking faggot
Why do you call him like that?

>>38845025
>implying he wouldn't look much better with hair

Hopefully her life is ruined and she dies at age 30 of a drug overdose.

>>38844961
She was probably blackmailed into it. Took a loan she couldn't pay off, so they made her do this instead.
She still didn't manage to pay it off, so they ruined her life.
The university ID thing gives it away.

You wouldnt be crying about it if she engaged in those activities with you.

>>38844945
You need to message 1000 to get a reply. Keep going bro. I might make an account just because im bored

>>38844945
Are you uggo?
originalo

Yes,good job,keep feeding their already massive ego

>>38844874
>Meet the girl with likeable personality
>Wake up
>She's on my bed
Heh, you faggots need to stop this.
Lower your standards.

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>>38844874
>Too cool (and ugly) for girls
>Wake up
>Still cool (and ugly)

>>38844923
leave this board FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER

>>38844848
>Wat do?

Hope I don't have prostate cancer.

>>38844848
Shit in her face

>>38844848
Bend over. I've been getting them since I was 18 because I got so much testosterone coursing through me veins. My doctor says its basically a sure thing that I will get prostate cancer by the time I'm 35.

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>>38844813
it's dead quiet

>>38844813
Manlet here :/ and dicklet... and probly brainlet... :-(

>>38844813
manlet but non-dicklet. unfortunately women actually give a fuck about height and don't care about dick size.

Not every server.

Glad I never entered one of those,I imagined it would be something like this

>>38844746
Because people will fall to the vaginal Jew any day at any time. Only those who understand the woman may be able to defeat their musty vaginal allure.

are you playing slots

only way you're going to make money at a casino nowadays without luck is no limit poker tables

>>38844673
>Why are firearms illegal in australia this is bullshit, I should be able to blow my brains out on demand
Thats one of the 10 reason.
Go ask a bikie for a guns nigger.

Brothels are legal, blow your balls out instead.

Healthy post OP, I like it.

>>38844630
Looks better than risottoautist's food

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>>38844647
Glad you enjoy them. I like cutting them nice and neat.

>>38844551
This personality test shit is almost as bad as roasties and their astrology signs

>>38844551
INFP is literally the result of giving every negative answer and there needing to be a trait for the leftovers.

INFP just screams you're a huge fuckup.

>>38844560
This. MBTI has as much credibility as something out of a women's gossip magazine.

Screw you guys. I'm going to Nam

>>38844526
>>38844501
unless you are the top one percent and been doing sports and being ultra chad since middle school youre going to get BEHEADED.
They will not take you.
>why?
>drones.

>>38844540
>they will not take you
Military contractors don't hire drones. They hire soldiers. I'm an Ex-Marine so surely they would at least find me in a grunt position.
>they'll behead you
Hopefully I blow my head off before they get their dirty hands close to me.

>>38844454
you were just putting up with their normieism

>>38844519
that's a nicer way to look at it I suppose.

>>38844454
When did you come upon this realization? For me it was reaching high school. Until then I think people were putting up with it because adults were too. When we became teenagers they stopped giving a fuck.

>>38844363
Eating all day, never a care, something is making me eat YUMMY YUMMY like a pig in a piggery

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>mfw took a handfull of tortilla chips

nooooo! i'm on a diet

I'm only skinnyfat but I eat like an obese person

I think my eating habits/schedule/diet plus smoking probably helps me stay at an okay weight and not balloon out of control

Had breakfast for dinner and made a huge full English plus a stack of pancakes, then ate a half tub of iced cream, a row of oreos, half a bag of chips, a bowl of cereal and that was what I ate today. I only eat 1 regular meal and then the rest is junk food and snacking