>Please bend over so I can check your prostate. Wat do?

>>38844848
>Wat do?

Hope I don't have prostate cancer.

>>38844848
Shit in her face

>>38844848
Bend over. I've been getting them since I was 18 because I got so much testosterone coursing through me veins. My doctor says its basically a sure thing that I will get prostate cancer by the time I'm 35.

no way homo

>go to doctor
>really, really hot MILF
>telling her my problems
>she starts running her hand along my back, chest, shoulders feeling for abnormalities
>have never known the touch of a woman
>it's softer than I can believe
>start stuttering
>stammering and getting confused in my sentences
>just give up on what I was saying altogether until she's done

>o-okay
Little does she know her finher will penetrate the dam that is separating her office from the worst diarreah splat ever seen.

>>38844848
Prostate massage is a fucking hell, first 5-7 times were very painful. Maybe if your prostate in a very good condition it will feel good, but I'm not sure

>she fell for the prostate meme

>stick your finger in my ass

I should've known this wasn't going to be original

>>38844848

already got one from my male dr. He has big hands thought I was gonna piss everywhere when he pressed my prostate

>>38845484
That wasnt piss, anon.

>get fucked up bowels
>go to doctor to get a camera snaked up my ass
>older asian lady jams lube in
Was weird but kinda nice

>>38845854
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>be 13 yo me
>having problems "down there"
>go to the doctor with my mom
>doctor says he needs to check my boipuss
>asks if I want my mom to stay
>panic
>say yes
my mom watched me get my asshole fingered

>>38844848
>mfw pleasure is fucking overwhelming that you beg to stop because you can not handle it. whole time it feels like seconds before normal cum and orgasm itself is so strong that your body spasm
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56e50022e52e6

Never had one, dont want one.

>>38844910 women do it to u or men ?

>>38847052
I'm sorry to tell you this, but you may be terminally retarded.

>>38847052
Maybe you should call her when we hook up. I think it's only fitting for her to see your boipuss get fucked also.

Are you allowed to ask for a female doctor if they give you a male?

>>38844848
I ask for a female doctor

How do I fix hemorrhoids, lads?

>>38844848
No, thats an act of submission and im too insecure to do anything that might be perseved as one.

>control f
>"at least buy me dinner first"
>0 results
why does /r9k/ not know the power of a good dad joke.

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>>38847052
Being emasculated at such a young age must be terrible.

>>38850084
Stop sitting down all day

>>38850730
The fuck? What am I supposed to do not sitting?

>>38845854

considering the prostate rests against the bladder, yes it was. A mix of piss and seminal fluids, the cummies were in my ballsack.

>>38850621
R9k has no humor. They just repost memes from twitter, redddit or other boards

>>38850768
You could get a standing-height desk and use the computer standing up.

I have hemorrhoids also and this is something I've considered. I'm a NEET and I don't really have anything to do most of the time aside from using the computer.

>>38844848
Sure thing, doc. You are a medical professional, so I have no reasons to suspect anything odd.

>>38844848
Start chanting
>>please be warm please be warm

At least you're not getting a camera shoved up your dick

>>38844848
You don't bend over for a prostate check, you lay down sideways on a bed and pull your knees up.

I know, I had one done last week.

>>38853289
i dont think shes checking your prostate then