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I have a thick as fuck neck even tho Im skinny.

The only thing having a thick neck causes is snoring.

Snoring is indeed quite Chad-like but not in a good way.

>>38900480
roast beef neck implants = chad

in the mean time just alway hold imaginary suitcases to test this

would neck anon still be posting here?

word, once I hit 21 it went so fast

Im 19 and feel like my life is already over. what do i do

time seems to get more and more like that
i'm 27 and the last 3 years felt like nothing

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>>38900268
>face only looks attractive at night

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>>38900278
>face only looks attractive under the night of a full moon while my balls are ovulating

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>face only looks good at night in pink/ orange tinted light from the bathroon facelight.

Idk man. Traps and trapposting is hot as fuck

Trap posting started in 2015. Before it was a depression board

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>>38900238
I wonder if a mod will personally express his butthurt in the form of a ban if I post this :^)

I eat a lot of garlic
I eat a garlic bagel almost every day
but I'm gay though

>>38900172
wtf is up with this trite, meme-friendly post?
7/10 bate

>>38900184
gotta eat more than that.

If I had a last week til I kill myself I'd just kill myself before then.

>>38900093
With the one I love.

I would live the way I wished I had lived my life just to say at least I did

>>38900032
you'll only ever become successful in youtube if you follow a trend and youtube wants you to be successful. If they don't like what you say you'll be censored through their algorithm and demonetized. They'll even go as far as to ban your gmail account making you lose access to your email if you said stuff they don't like. see http://www.torontosun.com/2017/08/02/google-youtube-screening-threatens-free-speech-u-of-ts-peterson

You should checkout vid.me or lbry. lbry is decentralized video sharing through a bitcoin protocol and vid.me is just an alternative video hosting website with less cancer.

>>38900119
oh. well i'm not too concerned with making money, just making some dumb vids for whoever finds them

>>38900149
>"I'm not doing it for the money"
>"Just for fun"
Yeah, keep telling yourself that when you ain't making any shekels, goy.

>>38899996
Maybe tell us what move this is? Retard

If there's no kung fu in this, I swear I'll kill you at the next gay pride parade. I'll know who you are because you'll be the fairy on the leading float.

>>38900164
Fellow dutchfag? We just had that yesterday in amsterdam.

I'm a cutie 3.14 who lives in Virginia. I'll hold you

>>38899803
do you have a very original discord?

>943 views official video
She's all yours anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-qdikdrWfE&index=2&list=PLzwBuHvsDraogObTCASel38Boagp0lXAj

RIP

oororiorigorigioriginoriginaoriginalcomment

>>38899739
Rotate the fucking picture next time, jesus.

Unfortunately you won't die. You'd be in much bigger trouble if you drank any base.

Lactic acid has a really high pKa, plus it's in your stomach, which is acidic, so the ph is not bad enough to hurt you

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>>38899895
>>38899739
have fun with your heartburn and acid reflux ohhpee

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>>38899734
i am anon pleas e,ore christ,as fleeesls

oh el man estaba oldiendo periquito.

>tfw driving at night while listening to Christmas music on the radio

It makes me feel like a kid again. Sitting in the back seat, looking at Christmas lights, and listening to the same songs.

If you lose the trial, you don't have to pay your lawyer anything.

Do not become sexually aggressive anon. Do not commit rape! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off thinking about her!

>>38899755
>If you lose the trial, you don't have to pay your lawyer anything.
so I should lose every trial then
got it

>ASPD fembots
You mean bitches?

>>38899753

Pretty much, doesn't mean they're not interesting though

>>38899709
Be my gf?
Originaloieisii
And post Discord

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>>38899692
In the afterlife or equivalent void of nothingness.

>lying on the back
>try to sit up
>bonk!
>hit head on ceiling
>looks like I'm in a torpedo tube
>there's a television
>weird controls
>some name plate
>fucking moon runes
>there's English...
>Capsule Hotel Akihabara
>Checkout 11:00
Thank God.

Civilization.

>>38899692
The TiTs universe.

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>>38899686
>vaporwave
>comfy

please explain

>>38899686
Pretty much the same on this end senpai. Listening to some vaporwave getting really comfy. Why is vaporwave so ubiquitous on 4chan?

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>>38899686
Comfyarinodinio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nehYBw__AyQ