>facial hair looks only good in dimed light

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>>38900268
>face only looks attractive at night

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>>38900278
>face only looks attractive under the night of a full moon while my balls are ovulating

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>face only looks good at night in pink/ orange tinted light from the bathroon facelight.

>>38900268
>face only looks good in dimmed light

I look fucking amazing under the right lighting, but in day light I look disgusting

IT'S NOT FAIR

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>>38900286
>balls
>ovulating

>face of a persian man whose beard makes him look like an arab camel jocky terrorist.

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>>38900268
>be pale af
>think you look good in bathroom light
>go out in public
>see your pale ass reflection in window
>literally a fucking vampire
I also have near black hair to go with my pale skin, fucking gay

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>>38900268
>Head too small for big muscular body. Have to let my hair grow, but it is weird as fuck, so I have to shave it, which leaves me with too small head for body.

>>38900401
FUCKING THIS
ORGINALOSOSOSOS

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>>38900286
what does it feel like to have ovulation balls?

>>38900278
Well vampires ARE sexy, Anon.

>>38901945
If it's anything like ovulation in women, horny.