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>Every girl you know that's a 5/10 and up has taken dozens of dicks
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Talk to girls you don't know
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>>38930255
> every girl has taken dozens of dicks
FTFY
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>>38930269
lelelelelelel do this OP
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wayy to scared to talk to a therapist 2017-08-08 07:19:10 Post No.38930243
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wayy to scared to talk to a therapist
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How do I get over this? I dont think I have ever really opened up to anyone except under the influence of alcohol
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>>38930243
Why do you need to talk to some schmuck like that?
When has that ever helped people?
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OP, if you went to the grocery store in a pink bikini, who would really give a shit more? The people who judge you for five seconds as you walk by, or you? The answer is you, because you'd be thinking about their judgement for weeks, maybe months. Trust me when I say that all insecurity stems from within, and confidence comes from understanding where you are in the universe relative to other people. If you saw some guy walking around in a pink bikini, you might think,"Huh, that shit's weird." But you'd go on living life. Now imagine this scenario in any situation where you feel like you might get judged. Remember it's all in your head, and it doesn't matter anyways.
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>>38930243
Bring a couple of those mini booze bottles to drink when you get there. By the time your session is finished, you'll be sober enough to drive again.
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ive been having a reoccurring dream where the fbi raids all my hardrives and i have to explain each individual anime reaction image before a jury
why did the subconscious mean by this
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>>38930180
That sounds pretty nice 2b honest
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You must destroy all of your hard drives immediately
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I've been having a reoccurring dream where I'm ass naked running through a giant never ending office full of old people scoffing at me and hiding behind their desks yelling for the police as I'm carrying my laptop around desperately trying to delete all of the files before the cops get there and arrest me for my anime reaction images so I guess I understand.
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Spam is literally the most robot food
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>>38930179
All I eat is spam and bread rolls I get the local gas station. Most people don't understand, but I am just trying to prep myself for the incoming apocalypse by living out in the bush with satelite net, stockpiling food, porn (printed images) and physically training myself on an obstacle course and firing range.
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>>38930179
I wouldn't be so sure about that. Pic related.
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>>38930204
Spam is cheaper and more delicious when fried vs Tendies
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>Be average looking black/white biracial guy
>Go to stripclub
>Find a qt white stripper
>We talk and hit it off
>After a few dances ask her if she has anyone special in her life
>She giggles and says "no not really outside of my parents"
>Blow $110 on her
>Too scared to get her number
After going through multiple escorts
>(one of which I fucked SO hard I caused her to go into full body shake on the bed and she said any other day she would've let me off for free (but she also had her period on my bed, got pics if you want em))
and strippers I've learned that I will always be alone and paying large sums for contact with women
How, HOW do I develop a real relationship? I feel like I'm on the cusp of Chadism but I just can't seal the deal because I'm not clever enough
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It's ok, Anon, some of us are just meant for the single but experiencing fleeting shallow relationships type of life
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>>38930196
NO! I don't accept that. I'm not being one of you anymore! I'm turning my back on you guys and getting a real 7/10 gf that cares about me and wants to be with me!
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Why isn't what you have "real "?
It's real just has different rules
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You will never have a qt Red Guard Maoist gt, anon. 2017-08-08 07:09:46 Post No.38930145
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You will never have a qt Red Guard Maoist gt, anon.
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>Fixes you a tasty dinner
>Fucks your brain out
>Sits up with you all night debating the finer points of the people's vanguard struggle against capitalist roaders.
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>Be Chinese
>Destroy own culture, heritage and history
>Spend the next 100 years copying other peoples culture and exonomic models
Qing China was better than everything after it. Same with Russia.
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>>38930246
fpbp laddo Maoist's are the shittest communists
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>>38930246
This guy gets it, a constitutional monarchy would've been better.
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What happened to the /comfy/ threads? Havent seen them in awhile
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Its summer you sadcuck loser.
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>>38930133
you can't be comfy in the summer?
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>>38930117
>heavy rain
>other people's windows right across form you
>power failure on your side of the street
>sadfrog
>Category: Suicide Methods
>comfy
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there's a party in my headand no one is invited
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>>38930056
Not fair, mental illness senpai
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>>38930056
Do you want to come to the pants party?
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>>38930056
YOU WILL NEVER COME CLOSE TO HOW I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
*jittery bassline layed down by nick allbrook*
>go on forum with a black userbase
>sports discussion with free streams
>rap discussion
>ass and tits thread
>bro talk
>give no fucks about women
>go on forum with majority white userbase
>black dicks posted everyday
>cuck porn
>traps
>crying about white genocide
>obsessed with black men trying to fuck white girls
what the hell happened to white guys? It's like in the past three years, they've lost all their masculinity and just masturbate to boy dressed up as girls.
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>>38930050
that is because women are not real and dicks are cool
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Stop trying to normalize nig noggery
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>>38930140
Why can't we have hot chick threads?
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I'm about to start my training for a cashier job at a grocery store. Prepare me for this.
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>>38930049
Are you prepared for people to occasionally treat you like shit for no apparent reason?
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>>38930060
Yeah I don't mind rude people. I'm just worried about being slow and being too dumb for the simple math I might have to do.
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Boi tips for you.
1. Stay the fuck away from old women.
2. Old men are either grumpy or cool
3. Kids are twats, stare them down when they look at you (its what i do)
4. I dunno what country you're in but look out for asians and indians.
5. THE GOLDEN RULE - Don't look at the goddamn clock ever!
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do anti-depressants work? i have tried everything else.
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>>38930024
They'll keep you from killing yourself and they help curb your anger if you have problems with your temper. They won't make you feel happy or normal, however.
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Have you tried just being yourself?
Those don't work BTW.
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>>38930055
what do i do to feel happy?
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"Great job applying to all those jobs today, Champ. I know how hard it must've been for you to step out of your comfort zone, so we're gonna have ourselves a feast here at Chick-Fil-A. Here's $30, Champ. Get us two large Sweet Teas and Grilled Chicken Sandwiches. We'll skip the tendies, Champ, I read somewhere that fried food is bad for the heart. Oh, and while you're up there, you might as well make the most efficient use of your time and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you wanna work here. It's that simple, Champ."
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>("Oh, gosh. Another weekday morning. Traffic was murder. I haven't even had my coffee yet. If anyone tries to bother me, I'm calling security.")
>sips coffee
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"So, did you get the job yet, Billy? Getting a job will allow you to do what you've always wanted, like saving for a rainy day."
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>>38930014
Thanks for always believing in me when no one else would Dad. I'm going to find a job and make you proud!
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Does boob size matter? 2017-08-08 06:55:51 Post No.38929974
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I forget about boobs. Do boobs and their size actually affect real life situations like promotions at work/getting dates if you're a qt either way?
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>>38929974
I don't think it matters either way, but sometimes girls with massive tits are treated like bimbos even if they are smart.
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>>38930006
that's actually a really true statement
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>>38930006
I forgot about boobs entirely unless they're literally hanging out of someone's shirt. I've just seen a lot of "if you have tits, then.." statements but it makes me wonder about flat girls
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>it's another "thinking of past mistakes and the moment in time life went downhill keeps you up all night" episode
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>>38929949
It's another "crying yourself to sleep tonight" episode
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I'm indulging it and listening to nothing but sad music while staring at the moon.
My body is producing so much bile from these feels that my liver thinks I've been drinking. I feel like I spent yesterday drinking. Stomach sour, liver churning, bad taste in mouth. It's bizarre.
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>it's an "anon tries to watch girlfriend ASMR but has to stop halfway through the video because he's on the verge of tears" episode
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A girl is orbiting me and buying me games. What does it mean? What do I do?
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>>38929936
Take care of her, love her and be happy for the rest of your lives.
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>>38929936
are you blacku or asian?
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>>38929936
milk it
shes mentally unstable, no future can be had
milk the ever living shit out of it.