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>"hello anon, welcome to your interview. so, tell us a bit about yourself"
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well eh m ... h-h-ey *sweats already*
s-should i sit *need to catch breath* doown first? l-like on..eh.. this empty..*huh*.. chair? *farts*
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>>34037699
>the fuck what's with those indians, I don't want to work in a curry factory
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Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck I'm going to a job interview in 3 hours and I'm SO FUCKING ANXIOUS
Probably this
>>34037720
will happen to me.
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when did Emma get her blackbelt
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Hogwarts School of Dick Sucking and Faggotry.
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She got it from him
He even said it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvjQTA81MhY
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more like blacked belt :'))
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>find practice gf online who's willing to take my virginity
>can't do it because I'm scared of it all being a plot to rob me, blackmail me or steal my organs
What do I do, robots?
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if you have proof that she's real, I would drive to her contact some relatives with the adress, take a voice recorder with you and not much money. More than being stabbed could not happen and I don't think that's so usual.
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Stop being a faggot who cares about sex.
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>>34037644
dude I can see your balls
jeez
meh, same situation here she will prob pretend not to know me if we ever meet.
not risking it.
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>tfw not really gay but started jerking off to futadom, because it seems like a logical step from femdom
A-am I turning gay?
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Sexuality is a slider from feminine to masculine.
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if you perceive the person as a girl, its not gay; this applies to traps too
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>>34037622
don't worry about it futa is a fetish for straight man
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Ever see street signs in captcha you have seen in real life?
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>>34037534
I saw a highway sign I recognized from the area
The google bots are getting closer and closer...
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They did my street then the next captcha was near my house. The ZOG are going to raid my vegetable garden
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>>34037534
I saw one that's actually fairly near where I am. Scary stuff
I asked a guy who liked me if he would let me practice giving him bjs and he turned me down because he said I was just using him and didn't like him. How would you react?
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>>34037522
>How would you react?
LOCATION PLEASE
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>>34037522
PLEASE BE IN MOSUL I LOVE YOU
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>>34037522
Gonna have to break out the classic just for you.
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http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5829a52b7732d
what the hell are these parties
why do they suck off random men
a lot of them have wedding rings on
fuck women tbqh famb
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They're fake you dumbass.
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another doe eyed virgin cunt that thinks porn is real
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>>34037492
You are naive child.
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>What's the matter, Anon?
>not man enough for a real woman?
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Those piercings though
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>>34037447
Are those giant blackheads on her tits?
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I'm a step closer to death now, thanks senpai.
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>tfw a qt was really into me during high school years
>always tried to initiate a conversation with me but I just replied with generic "yes" or "no", clearly showing that I didn't wanna talk with her
>felt too fucking scared to get to know her
>sperged out and pushed her away completely
>now look at her FB pictures and she's engaged to a Chad
I'm 99% positive that It's wired into my brain that I don't deserve a girl, even though I'm not a good looking guy I've had a plenty of easy opportunities to score with a decent chick but I didn't try even once.
Now I just watch porn all day and regret all my choices in life, it's fucking over, I'll be ending my miserable life soon.
pic not her but a look alike
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>>34037438
prob preggers by now op
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only gf I had was in high school, we broke up and then she burned the coal, so i lost all feeling for her
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>>34037438
same except when i saw her Facebook i saw her ruined with extra weight, tatoos and piercings everywhere
dodged a bullet there
So do sluts really not appreciate a good DQ date? like wtf, the things I'd do for DQ
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>eating dairy
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>>34037370
my go to is usually burger from bk and then a dq blizzard
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What would you do for a kIondike bar?
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>Looks like I won the bet, anon! I told you I could eat three whole pizzas!
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>>34037298
cummy on tummy
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>>34037298
I would do anything to just cuddle with her
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Nasty stuff, mang.
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>NEET sister won't stop playing fucking League of Legends
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>13 year old sister is better than me at dota
>I introduced her to it
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>neet sister basically acts like a normal fag
disappointed in her desu
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Is she a qt op
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Actually managed to match with some qt 3.14s on tinder, but I have no idea how to start a conversation without sounding horribly autistic
What do, anons?
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Make something up. Girls of any age like self confidence and to be entertained. Asking them about their taste in music is boring.
Ask them instead in a funny way whether they think that some situation from fairy tale X has a real world application. I.E., what about using the castle from sleeping beauty as a place to store nuclear waste? Explain yourself, list positive and negative arguments.
Entertain them.
All men are creepy. All grills are afraid of us doing things to them that they do not want to happen. You've got to lose that creepyiness.
Do it by being entertaining and making the girl laugh about stuff.
Don't take it too serious if you get rejected, out of 100 swipes, 10 might swipe you right, 1 will answer and 0.1 might meet you IRL. You can feign a little desperation, but it should never seem real.
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>>34037459
How fucking autistic are you that you think girls wanna talk about something like storing nuclear waste? What's even worse is asking them to list the positives and negatives like a goddamn homework assignment. What the hell is wrong with you? Talkin about not sounding creepy but use that as an example of a conversation starter lmao you fuckin clown.
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They're spam bots anyway.
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Fun things that you do that could be considered 'Unethical'
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Ill start,
>be me
>get idea in the middle of the night
>Think 'I will never get a gf, i might as well donate sperm!'
>Next morning go to the Doctors and get tested to see if im potent
>Doc asks if im wanting a child
>just stay silent and stare at the ceiling
>he laughs and asks be to describe 'her'
>start describing my waifu, Ritsu
>'You are one lucky boy'
>im 29 but still look 15
>time passes
>results say that i have no chance of impregnation
>Cry in the doctor's office, as not to seem awkward
>this puts a hole in my plan
> still want my sperm to be inside a real woman
>Have dog
>buy one of those dog sex toys
>Buy one of those bras that can hold liqueur/wine
>after a few day i have enough to fill it up
>i was keeping the bra in my fridge to preserve the semen
> go to a different doctor, but as i fill the cup i add some of the dog gunk
>plan works i have the certificate from the doctor
>Over the next few day i donate my sperm mixed with the dog's at five different clinics around me
>after running out of the initial bra's full i begin to get it from my dog on the daily basis
>its not enough for five per day
> go to the dog shelter and adopt two more dogs
>i can now donate five times each day and have some left over for other means
>Adopt some bitches from the shelter
>breed dogs as well as donate dog-man sperm to the banks
>realise that bitches count as female
>after the dogs fuck, i get the bitch and use a syringe to add myself into the mix
>this continues
Its pretty cool knowing that you have had your nut in thousands of Women
Pic related- same breed as my first dog
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.....
So youre basically just milking dogs for shits and giggles...
Wat
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Sounds like a stupid made up faggot story.
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>>34037248
Pics or it didn't happen
Oreganolololilolomoo
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I went over to the government center to ask for autismbux because I am a NEET now. I showed them my autism shoes and asked for it.
They were confused and told me I should have a diagnosis by a doctor and could do everything on the government webpage.
/r9k/ told me about autism shoes
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You need more than autism shoes now that neetbux are in short supply, youll have to show them your sonichu necklace as well
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>>34037189
Maybe you forgot the virgin walk and stare
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>>34037217
>youll have to show them your sonichu necklace as well
I actually do not like Sonic.
>>34037237
>Maybe you forgot the virgin walk and stare
What does that even have to do with autism?