Ill start,
>be me
>get idea in the middle of the night
>Think 'I will never get a gf, i might as well donate sperm!'
>Next morning go to the Doctors and get tested to see if im potent
>Doc asks if im wanting a child
>just stay silent and stare at the ceiling
>he laughs and asks be to describe 'her'
>start describing my waifu, Ritsu
>'You are one lucky boy'
>im 29 but still look 15
>time passes
>results say that i have no chance of impregnation
>Cry in the doctor's office, as not to seem awkward
>this puts a hole in my plan
> still want my sperm to be inside a real woman
>Have dog
>buy one of those dog sex toys
>Buy one of those bras that can hold liqueur/wine
>after a few day i have enough to fill it up
>i was keeping the bra in my fridge to preserve the semen
> go to a different doctor, but as i fill the cup i add some of the dog gunk
>plan works i have the certificate from the doctor
>Over the next few day i donate my sperm mixed with the dog's at five different clinics around me
>after running out of the initial bra's full i begin to get it from my dog on the daily basis
>its not enough for five per day
> go to the dog shelter and adopt two more dogs
>i can now donate five times each day and have some left over for other means
>Adopt some bitches from the shelter
>breed dogs as well as donate dog-man sperm to the banks
>realise that bitches count as female
>after the dogs fuck, i get the bitch and use a syringe to add myself into the mix
>this continues
Its pretty cool knowing that you have had your nut in thousands of Women
Pic related- same breed as my first dog
.....
So youre basically just milking dogs for shits and giggles...
Wat
Sounds like a stupid made up faggot story.
>>34037248
Pics or it didn't happen
Oreganolololilolomoo
>>34037248
Good God, this warranted a hearty chuckle. The thought of all these women filling themselves with dog jizz is too good
>>34037248
that's what I call doggy style