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>>34082470
take your paranoid ass to /x/.

>>34082500
this might be a good idea, different thing to be paranoid about that's less threatening.

>>34082470
im being watched by racist hackers, rappers, television and film celebrities and just about anyone else i can think of. it fuckin sucks. or maybe its awesome. im not even sure anymore. i truly wish i knew.

>>34082395
No need to go on, I can assuredly say you are a faggot

>>34082395
>chad friends all this time have been wondering why I'm spending time with this chick
>uni started earlier this week
>find out from junior chad (brother of the guy she curved) that she sent nudes to his brother
>tell her to try and help her out and help her not have an autistic reputation
>she confronts the freshman and he blames me for spreading the rumors
>actually plausible story because I got drunk once and she told me but I didn't tell anyone
>she believes him for some reason
>I panic and go crazy, start texting her all this stuff about how she talked me out of suicide by helping me with this depression shit
>she doesn't care and just calls me dramatic, tells me to grow up
>stops talking to me for like an hour
>comes back and apologizes
>very bullshit apology
>fine, whatever
>blocks me on social media the next morning
>chads confronted me earlier today to talk about why I'm so attached to her
>tell them about how I'm depressed and how she was there for me
>they all hate her now, vow to get back at her for using me
>don't even care that I technically snitched on the nudes thing and almost got them all in trouble
>recommend i talk to a stacy
>explain my situation to stacy, also talk about my alcoholism
>stacy very supportive and friendly
>possibly going to make it through this
>meanwhile her reputation is nuked
>she's not getting invited to any of our parties with alcohol
>chads promise not to go to any parties that she's invited to or invite her to our parties
>see her in our campus' coffee lounge while I'm hanging with junior chad
>we're both chilling together
>normally she flashes a smile
>gives me a straight expression and stares as she gets her coffee
>return with a smug look

What does /r9k/ think of my actions? I got depressed at first because she was very nice until I realized how bullshit she was being and how she got what she deserved

Have you fucked her yet? 63828461801

>>34082364
I'm ugly enough that it's been my case for my whole life anon

>>34082364
>meet someone new
>don't come off as overly social because we're adults not kindergartners
>they make smalltalk
>reciprocate best I can
>they clam up and become uncomfortable I'm not a carbon copy snapchatting tinder swiping retard like them

stopped caring big long ago desu

yes, i just have an unlikable face. i think im just going to become a drunk and be a complete asshole to everyone and not care

literally none. enjoy having permanently fucked up back and joints you dumbass prole.

I work at a group home with tards and make 16.52/hr. No i dont get hit that much and its not a bad job. no experience required.

I like your bike

>>34082481
LOL Silly fucking cunt, I'm perfectly fine and have a clean record. This was merely for conversational sake and seeing what's good. Go crawl back to your hole now.

Here is the theme music of the thread. Feel free to listen to it as you peruse.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vjEwsooNHoc

praise be to boganovs, emperors of the universe

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>>34082317

>grandsons of Madam Elaine from Mr. Roger's neighborhood

>>34082311
Of course not. They are mentally ill boys

>>34082311
No I don't think they are I know they are

>>34082311
>penis
It's a man.

>>34082251
give me your address
i will take you someplace happy

Totally not a creepy stalker BTW

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>>34082788
but anon
Im locked in a mental hospital

>>34082834
dont worry just tell me were you are
and then we will look at our possible next step

>>34082242

because you can't get your dick wet

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. pass the time. You're a chick.

You're bored,tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.

And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? lnstead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.

>>34082242
Bill Burr is so based. You should listen to him answering fan mail. He fucking DESPISES women.

i miss the hourly
>tfw no girlfriend
threads we used to have

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>tfw even if I miraculously got a gf I wouldn't be able to keep her due to lack of experience and her inevitable realization that I have no friends

Who needs a gf anyway? Right?

>tfwnogf
>f
>w
>n
>o
>g
>f

oregenorul

Robots, because it would free up welfare money for muslim immigrants.

>>34082142
Killing all Chads would solve everything, there would be no one to go after Stacy then they would fight among themselves just for beta robots and then we will be the new genital jew

all three lololololol

https://youtu.be/53N99Nim6WE?t=1093

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRDu3DgvOaY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSsTS6c8KOU

power metal until chorus then u're like "ooohhh yeah."

>>34082017
do you wish you had a dick?

>>34082017
>very dominant girl

go into detail
i'm not some beta femdom fetishist, i'm genuinely curious as to what you mean by this

you should respect that god has a plan for you as a female

>>34081999
tall white men cannot be robots.
you are deliberately losing life on easy mode if you are still a khv

>>34081999
>US
>18 years
I've never met a girl past 18 that was still a virgin

>>34082323
This averages men and women.

>>34081998
PRAISE KEK!!!
May he be praised
Amen

Kek doesn't exist, your hope will be met with nothing.

Are you here for me? Will you guide me away from this normal nightmare?

>>34081997
>fucking 6 year old checks on screams coming from basement
you got more balls than me, kid

>>34081997
I don't get what the kid is trying to say. Is the dad going down there and playing league or something? Can someone explain

>>34081997
>ywn have a ghost daughter who tells you about her dead mother
Why live?