Blessed be this gathering of the Cult of Chaos.
We are here, today to speak to our patron God, Kek.
God of Chaos and Truh, Destoryer of falsehood and lies, we call upon thee and beg to thee! We ask for you to show us the Light of the Truth, to guard us against lies, and to show us the ways of Chaos!
Amen!
>>34081998
PRAISE KEK!!!
May he be praised
Amen
Kek doesn't exist, your hope will be met with nothing.
Are you here for me? Will you guide me away from this normal nightmare?
>>34082035
>on /r9k/
>denies Kek his right of worship
are you a fucking normie or what?
Praise Kek.I couldn't keep myself and nutted on him.God i hope i don't die or something.Also Shadilay brothers.
>>34081998
Oh almighty KEK please let me have a /comfy/ part-time job so that I don't starve.
That's all for now. Praise be!
Oh Kek, please give the woman I've wanted for the past 2 years.
Take her from that Chad and put her in my arms!
Amen!
Yo Kek wanna help me out with that girl in school make her stop running away when I talk to her. If dubs I got your help, if trips she will talk to me, if quads we start dating and we love each other and have children but I commit suicide while our children are still young and when our oldest is 18 she gets cancer and our oldest watches our other kid or two.
>>34082592
Well good thing I didn't get quads
>kek exists
>singles
Choose one and ONLY one.
>>34082617
Dubs and he is listening.