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2017-01-13 02:58:11 Post No.34102935
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:58:11 Post No. 34102935 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon, when are you going to "man up" and marry that slut?

>The past is the past!

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:00:51 Post No.34103000
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>>34102935
Im not really interested in your insecurities, you gonna post sauce or what?

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:01:24 Post No.34103014
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:01:24 Post No.34103014 [Report]

Bro I think it's time you stopped watching porn altogether and came back to reality.

Anonymous (ID: !8ot3SY5bPo) 2017-01-13 03:01:57 Post No.34103030
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>>34102935
I don't care what she has done in the past, so long as she does it wif me.

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2017-01-13 02:58:03 Post No.34102933
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:58:03 Post No. 34102933 [Report] [View this topic]

I get sad and anxious when I go outside.

Going outside literally ruins my whole day.

Don't go outside.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:15:12 Post No.34103330
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>>34102933
Take a shower after going outside, it helps clean off the anxiety and tension from being around other people. Well for me at least.

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>>34102933
You're spiraling, man.

get some drugs, seriously.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:19:34 Post No.34103422
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>>34102933
I feel you OP, whenever I'm not at home or more than a mile away I'll feel anxious

Anonymous
2017-01-13 02:53:15 Post No.34102825
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:53:15 Post No. 34102825 [Report] [View this topic]

Robots, I can't sleep before 5am and I want to sleep earlier, like 10pm. I've tried to stay awake for 24hrs, then i'd get sleepy and sleep early, but it didn't work. Any tips to help this robot sleep?

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:01:16 Post No.34103012
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Don't stay up 24 hours to fix your sleep schedule. Instead just start going to bed immediately when you feel any hint of tiredness before 5 AM. You'll gradually drag back to a normal sleep time.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:02:19 Post No.34103037
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>>34103012

In short, don't fight sleep and prioritize it over the things you think you still need/want to do.

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>>34103012
I tried to do that, but when I go to bed I just start to think about a lot of shit and imagine my entire fucking life until I get old and die.
I simply can't stop thinking

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2017-01-13 02:52:32 Post No.34102811
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:52:32 Post No. 34102811 [Report] [View this topic]

Eternally angry and confused anon here again.

What does it take to get a girlfriend? I feel like I will die alone.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:53:32 Post No.34102828
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>>34102811
I know I will die alone, anon. It's much easier just to accept that.

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>>34102828
That's not very reassuring. I don't want to die alone.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:59:22 Post No.34102959
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>>34102811
check the archive

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2017-01-13 02:52:27 Post No.34102807
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:52:27 Post No. 34102807 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys, w-what is all this white stuff I found on Mexichan??

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:07:03 Post No.34103153
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ALL ME BOYZ!!

Original memez.

failed chad here, i'll leave after i post this 2017-01-13 03:27:35 Post No.34103618
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failed chad here, i'll leave after i post this 2017-01-13 03:27:35 Post No.34103618 [Report]

>>34102807
How do I, a 6'2 white Canadian find a short Mexican cutie

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:30:52 Post No.34103692
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>>34103618
Literally just go to Mexico.

100% of mexi girls bend over backwards for tall white foreigners

t. mexi

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:46:10 Post No. 34102690 [Report] [View this topic]

Does this turn anyone else off instantly?
Women who are CONSTANTLY on their phone/mobile device all day everywhere.
Same goes for men, but it's mostly women i see "tweeting" every piece of inane redundant bullshit that happens in their worthless fucking daily lives.
I make a conscious effort to use my phone as little as possible, for fear I might become one of these modern electronic zombies.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:47:46 Post No.34102720
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who cares what turns u off virgin

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:49:31 Post No.34102754
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>>34102720
Said the trap

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:49:34 Post No.34102755
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:49:34 Post No.34102755 [Report]

>posts on a bolivian spearfishing forum
>judges other people for spending time on the internet

Anonymous
Spaghetti/fuckup thread 2017-01-13 02:45:01 Post No.34102670
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Spaghetti/fuckup thread Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:45:01 Post No. 34102670 [Report] [View this topic]

>Be me
>Former neckbeard who turned his life around
>Have social skills, steady job (cashier at a fancy grocery store), enrolled in College (STEM Masterrace)
>Be last summer
>Should also note that I started lifting weights and am starting to look pretty good by this point
>10/10 persian/arab girl walks in
>At least as tall as I am, silky waist-length hair, legs that could melt steel beams
>MFW
>I ring her up and she starts flirting with me in the most obvious way possible
>Never had a girl flirt with me before
>Getting her number would've been easier than beating Chill Penguin
>AUTISM_MODE_ENGAGE.exe
>"Man, I just spent all morning at orientation, I'm beat! How's your day going?"
"Y-you too..."
>She leaves, visibly confused
>Snap out of it and realize I dun goof'd
>Manager makes me sweep up all the gluten-free artisan quinoa spaghetti I spilled

TL;DR - qt3.14 throws herself at me, I miss my chance to be a Bull. Lord Kek works in mysterious ways.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:56:48 Post No.34102907
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>>34102670
>be me a couple months ago
>meet 7/10 26yo white girl, who is also extremely wealthy
>talk for a bit, everything going quite well
>she takes an obvious liking to me
>exchange numbers
>bullshit for a few days over the phone
>she buys me food and offers to be my "sugar momma"
>wasn't all that interested in her personality and denied her proposition really half heartedly
>she stops contacting me after that
>mfw I realized I missed the opportunity to escape my financial prison because of my ridiculous standards of what constitutes a good person

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:10:41 Post No.34103236
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>>34102907

>financial prison
>implying NEET life isn't best life

>>34102670

NORMIE KEK LEAVE REEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:33:53 Post No.34103740
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>>34102670

>being a degenerate race mixer

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2017-01-13 02:44:02 Post No.34102647
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:44:02 Post No. 34102647 [Report] [View this topic]

>when woman get jealous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NCEeZtRCRI

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:46:09 Post No.34102688
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>>34102647
what does it fucking matter?

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:47:13 Post No.34102707
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>>34102647
Are these inbreds from australia?

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>>34102647
>Australian """women"""

Just look at the video where the washed out roastie bogan attacks a dude for having an asian qt gf. Australian women are the most entitled pricks in the world.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:42:50 Post No. 34102619 [Report] [View this topic]

*meows*

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:43:48 Post No.34102644
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*shoots*

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:44:51 Post No.34102663 [Report]

>>34102644
>HIIISSSSS
*scratches*

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>>34102663
Fuck off faggot I'm the only catboy allowed

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2017-01-13 02:42:19 Post No.34102605
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:42:19 Post No. 34102605 [Report] [View this topic]

>"Whoa anon, today was Kimchi Thursday"
>*bgraagglee*
>"oh anon, my stomach hurts so bad!"
>"NERF THIS"
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SCHRWWWWWWPLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH*

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I LOVE THE SMELL OF YOUR BIG FARTS SO MUCH!
FART IN MY FACE PLEASE

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>>34102645
Here you go, anon!
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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>>34102718
Pure bliss.

.t Anon
2017-01-13 02:34:42 Post No.34102450
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.t Anon 2017-01-13 02:34:42 Post No. 34102450 [Report] [View this topic]

How long will it take for me to get over the girl I love

When was the last time you were truly happy

What was it that made your life spiral down

When will you say enough and end it all

What is that thought in your mind

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:42:09 Post No.34102604
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>>34102450
I never had a girl that i was interested in i seen them as annoyances right until the end (which was about 5 years ago before i fell from enlightenment and missed my chance to form any meaningful relationships and will likely never be able to form that bond)
About 5 years ago.
see the first bit for a rough idea
but basically i got into anime and alcohol
said some shit in my senior year and everyone looked at me like i was Hitler.
probably never.
That i've died many times already and committed sins in past lives that i'm paying for now and on the death of this life i'll see all the lives i've lived thus far and begin a new life.

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>>34102604
thanks for responding

at least not everyone goes on tripfag and trap threads

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>>34102450
>How long will it take for me to get over the girl I love
never

>When was the last time you were truly happy
never

>What was it that made your life spiral down
everything

>When will you say enough and end it all
never

>What is that thought in your mind
all of the above

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:34:03 Post No. 34102438 [Report] [View this topic]

>just spend $16.63 at Whataburger and ate 3000 calories in one sitting again

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:36:09 Post No.34102486
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You just made me hungry af man

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:36:13 Post No.34102488 [Report]

If you don't eat tomorrow it evens out. Simple as that. Just stay hydrated, you'll be fine.

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>>34102488
>you'll be fine

I won't. I went yesterday too and got the same exact order. There was this chick who works there and saw me come in again. I could tell she cringed and thought "wow look at this fatboy coming in two days in a row to Whataburger, what a loser."

>tfw not even fat

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PEAK Degeneracy Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:33:46 Post No. 34102434 [Report] [View this topic]

Pic related is it. There can't be anything more depraved or broken.

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:35:37 Post No.34102469
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>>34102434
Someone has never been to >>>/trash/

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>>34102434
this is pretty bad.

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>>34102434
go look on craigslist

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:33:30 Post No. 34102428 [Report] [View this topic]

Got this for 190 bucks, did I do good?

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:35:27 Post No.34102463 [Report]

I dunno maybe who cares tits or gtfo

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>>34102428
>>>/g/
~~blooox~~

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>>34102428
I hope you don't plan to play any vidya.
>This computer has been cleaned by SystemSaver Pawn Edition
I've never seen this software, looks like some bad adware shit.
Use it as a burner computer/something to prank around with.

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Girls getting bullied Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:33:10 Post No. 34102419 [Report] [View this topic]

Does anyone else find this.... erotic?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YemaGSMtyPs&list=PLDlrAUj5k33DDk75XOCQjxvdb5A0c2lx3

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:34:09 Post No.34102441
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>>34102419
>tfw no gang of heartless qt gooks to bully me

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Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:35:04 Post No.34102455 [Report]

>tfw stacies made me rim the entire football team

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>>34102419
she would probably reject me so fuck her

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