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Spaghetti/fuckup thread 2017-01-13 02:45:01 Post No. 34102670
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Spaghetti/fuckup thread Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:45:01 Post No. 34102670 [Report]

>Be me
>Former neckbeard who turned his life around
>Have social skills, steady job (cashier at a fancy grocery store), enrolled in College (STEM Masterrace)
>Be last summer
>Should also note that I started lifting weights and am starting to look pretty good by this point
>10/10 persian/arab girl walks in
>At least as tall as I am, silky waist-length hair, legs that could melt steel beams
>MFW
>I ring her up and she starts flirting with me in the most obvious way possible
>Never had a girl flirt with me before
>Getting her number would've been easier than beating Chill Penguin
>AUTISM_MODE_ENGAGE.exe
>"Man, I just spent all morning at orientation, I'm beat! How's your day going?"
"Y-you too..."
>She leaves, visibly confused
>Snap out of it and realize I dun goof'd
>Manager makes me sweep up all the gluten-free artisan quinoa spaghetti I spilled

TL;DR - qt3.14 throws herself at me, I miss my chance to be a Bull. Lord Kek works in mysterious ways.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 02:56:48 Post No.34102907
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>>34102670
>be me a couple months ago
>meet 7/10 26yo white girl, who is also extremely wealthy
>talk for a bit, everything going quite well
>she takes an obvious liking to me
>exchange numbers
>bullshit for a few days over the phone
>she buys me food and offers to be my "sugar momma"
>wasn't all that interested in her personality and denied her proposition really half heartedly
>she stops contacting me after that
>mfw I realized I missed the opportunity to escape my financial prison because of my ridiculous standards of what constitutes a good person

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:10:41 Post No.34103236
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>>34102907

>financial prison
>implying NEET life isn't best life

>>34102670

NORMIE KEK LEAVE REEEEEEE

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:33:53 Post No.34103740
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:33:53 Post No.34103740 [Report]

>>34102670

>being a degenerate race mixer

Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:56:06 Post No.34104264
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Anonymous 2017-01-13 03:56:06 Post No.34104264 [Report]

>>34102670

>be me
>also be cashier
>cute fitness chick hits on me
>don't get her number

Sad.

Anonymous 2017-01-13 04:51:42 Post No.34105308
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>>34102907

>Having standards
>Ever

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>>34102670

Why would you want to do a haji op?

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