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>no Violet Baudelaire gf
Yes I know she's 13 and Jewish.
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Meh, I think Emily Browning was more qt but this girl is pretty qt too.
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Is /r9k/ a kosher board? Wtf is up with all these jewesse here?
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>>34129481
Emily Browning got uglier and trashier as she got older though.
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What the fuck am I supposed to use since Backpage is down?
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Plenty of lotion
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Prostitution is degeneracy. Live a wholesome life.
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>>34129372
>using lotion
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>virtue signaling
yep this is newfag redditchan alright
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>Jamie pull up that 4chan board filled with all the angry virgins and autists
>man that's fucked up
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I watched his Netflix special yesterday.
I don't want his podcasts, but man that guy seems like such a total prick. I mean his standup was funny, but you can just tell he is 100% convinced he is right, his beliefs are correct, that any beliefs besides his are wrong wrong wrong, and that people are soooo s t u p i d for thinking things other than he does.
He was making fun of a Texas accent and it was triggering me so hard. I'm not even from Texas. Never even been there. Then he started going off on how people can't make fun of the California accent because Californians like him are just so smart and elite that no one can mock them. What a fucking tool.
God damn, Joe Rogan is an insufferable prick. Why do people like him?
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>>34129406
Holy shit dude it's comedy do you understand what that is he says ridiculous stuff to get laughs not because he believes it to be 100% truth.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKrf7mX_R6M
I'm going to bully Anzu! :3
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She's a natural beauty, ain't she?
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>>34129374
>natural
A pound of makeup is now considered natural?
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I want Anzu to take off those boots and I wanna lick her feet. Lick! lick! lick!! <3
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What drugs do you like and why?
>Adderall
Boundless mental energy, amazing productivity, euphoria, super fast cognition, increased creativity
>Weed
Good background high, easy and cheap to get, makes you laugh, can be enjoyed with most people without you being perceived as a druggie.
>Opiates
Obliterate pain, makes you feel like a child full of wonder, puts you in a state of lovely bliss
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>Weed (bud, edibles, and concentrates)
>Opiates
>P. Cubensis mushrooms
Tried acid for the first time last night, it was breddy fuckin good
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Why is every dutch I roll end up being a flat pancake?
I can't get the "rolling" or "tucking"
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Like weed in general, love dabs and vaporizer high
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>tfw stuck at work
>gf is out drinking with her friends
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>>34129302
>drinking with her "friends"
>conveniently without you
You're getting cucked
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>>34129302
>gf is out drinking with her friends
oh, she's drinking something alright...
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Your girl friend is having sexual relations with another man
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What are you doing?
AMA
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>>34129174
>IMG_3267.jpg
oh my god......... ................................
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what am i looking at? gyjgkk
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can u teach me how 2 dougie
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If /hiki/ fails then we must take our board back
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We most likely won't get /hiki/
We need a back up plan. We need to get rid of the women, the fags, and ESPECIALLY the trannies
I want to get a headcount, how many regular loser guys are left here? How many people here are straight virgin men who hate what this board has become?
Is there anything stopping us from taking our board back?
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You worship at the altar of the vagina. You are a slave to sex status. The god of sex has consumed your soul. An impotent male has no claim to anything.
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>>34129046
Bump for the hate the trannies
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WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE ACROSS ALL BOARDS KEEP POSTING THIS SHIT??? I DINT WANT TO SEE SOME RAW ASS VAGINA
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>Get an attractive online gf with nigh perfect body. >She's so out of my league it's not even funny
>Still as miserable as ever
I get told that am loved everyday by a pretty good woman. I still want to die, What gives? Is the life of a robot something that never leaves us?
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I'm as anxious, depressed and obese as i have ever been in my life, Yet having a female in my life doesn't fix any of it.
>inb4 she's not in your life
I spend all day online so she more or less is.
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>>34129053
>I spend all day online so she more or less is.
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>>34129053
Why don't you try to better yourself and attempt to get closer to her league? Your depression and anxiety will be a lot more manageable when you're happy with your image, so hit the fucking gym tomorrow and stick with it. Also, LDRs are one of the most stressful things a person can add to their life. Take it from a robot who fell in love with a girl on this board who had every aspect I had ever desired in a woman. Even then, shit is still not worth it. End the relationship immediately unless you can close the distance within a year.
/r9k/ help me with something stupid.
A job asked me to email them to confirm a time for an interview. I sent them an email saying
>"I am writing to RSVP for my (position) interview scheduled on such and such time."
Is it clear that this is a confirmation? Or could "RSVP" be misconstrued? I don't want to send another email clarifying, that'd look horrible.
Fug
Pic unrelated
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Can anyone calm me down here? I don't want to lose a job over something so minor.
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Why didn't you keep it to a simple sentence then? Don't be stupid, it's not like they'd suddenly refuse if you turned up at that time.
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>>34129198
I wasn't thinking, and tend to over analyze these things after the fact.
The job I'm applying for is just very competitive; several candidates were given interview times, and if we don't send a confirmation they'll assume we're no longer interested in the position. I'm just worried they'll read what I sent and somehow interpret it as anything but a confirmation.
I'm ridiculous, I know. Reading that greentexted sentence, does it sound like a confirmation?
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Let's get a retailcuck thread going
>work 4 to midnight tonight
>one of my last customers comes in
>asks who owns the store
>tell him the managers name
>"no, I mean who owns Shoppers Drug Mart"
>Tell him Loblaws
>he asks if we're unionized
>when I say no, he asks me why not
>lol dunno
>he says that Loblaws is unionized so we should be
>here says I should start a movement for the store to be unionized, because I'm not a "stupid cunt"
>he says some other products union stuff, but I wanted him to leave
I just want to work a shit job, not start a revolution (or be given a backhanded compliment in a process union diatribe )
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Tbh he's right. We need a revolution.
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union members are the scum of the earth is so so many ways.
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>>34128980
Eating that filthy cappy propaganda up are we?
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Can you Iose your voice?
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The powers that be have already taken your voice, Anon.
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>>34128893
Not from lack of use.
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>>34128930
Oh, that's good to hear then.
The phone call that saved 4chan
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Oui vey!
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haha lol this funny meme
these wackos control the world xD
nice that 4chin is so easily distracted with stupid bullshit after all its good work with wikileaks, exposing the lies, that they abandon it all for an unfunny meme
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Slide it, Shlomo
What would you if you found out your oneitis was religious? Would that turn you away? I mean being Catholic or Christian.
>Hey anon! My church needs volunteers to make PB&J sandwiches for the homeless, let's do it!
>It's Friday, I can't eat meat during lent so do you want my pepperoni?
> I have to wear a tank top under this new shirt, it's too low-cut!
>Shit, ahhh I mean crap! Hope nobody else heard that
>There's a car accident down the road, i should say a prayer for them
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>>34128876
I wouldn't mind, since I'm not an edgy memellennial.
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>>34128876
A religious girl would actually be a plus even though I'm not. They're the only good kind of female left.
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That sounds super sweet and nice. Fuck you, OP. Now I feel bad for being an edgy atheist.
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I've come to believe there are no robots in Georgia
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>>34128867
You must've missed the Atlanta thread a week back when everyone was freaking out about the snowstorm. There are a shit ton of Georgians on this board. Where are you from?
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ive been in a couple of good Atlanta threads. I'll join in even though I'm about an hour out
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>>34128867
>tfw no robots in South Carolina
The only one I noticed was some tranny slut.