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>>34146427
Iktf anon

You're going to feel like you've missed something in your life, that things could have gone in a different way.
But nah, your life will still be the same except you are now full of regrets.

>>34146427
you must have sabotaged yourself along the way.
hopefully you learn from your mistakes and move on.

>>34146427
Were you in a relationship or what?
What happened, dude?

Stop being a jerkoff and follow through with the apprenticeship. It's a union job bud.

time to grow up and stop smoking manchild

>>34146438
op here.
But i dont wanna :,(

>>34146348
if you can find something worthy caring about on r9k then you can complain

>>34146348
why dont you turn the heating on?

>>34146397
Um idk gee have you ever heard of 3rd world poverty

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>>34146322
No it makes you sexually frustrated. No fap is a meme.

>>34146322
no fap actually makes you crave real life women anon
give it a try.

>>34146382

It's true. My last NoFap streak (before I failed), made me feel, again, as though my normal sexuality was coming back again.

It just takes a lot of hardship.

>>34146297
You aren't drinking enough water. Dehydration makes sperm chunky and gelatinous.

>>34146297
Mine is like that too

tapioca cum seems pretty cool imo

this is why xtube is shit

>>34146235
>hopefully it'll make me feel alive.
it won't
it won't do much for you, maybe even make you feel shitty afterwards
then you will be lost and not know what to do to make yourself happy

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>>34146251
What are you talking about? I find it very inspirational for all the amateur gay hook ups.

>>34146173
Ask her to make a video of her eating her own shit

If she asks why, tell her it turns you on

She's Polish and therefore likely loves her country soooooo.

Ask her about it, ask her questions about Poland and it's customs, quote the castles and winged hussars and stuff, keep her wanting to explain, Polish girls usually love that shit, always works.

>>34146173
tell her its not as nice as the feeling of your dick in her ass.

then when she doesn't reply see if you can send her a gif of a gun, and say, "cock or glock bitch, it's your choice."

in reality, in my case women often stop responding within a few messages so i don't really take what i say seriously since the high failure rate. when i don't fail at it, great! It helps lower the failure rate (only a little on my end), by not giving too much of a shit. Just recognize that this convo you're having with her is almost doomed to fail, say whatever the hell you want and hope it doesn't. Eventually you'll get a legit bite

>>34146155
It's happened to people who didn't love themselves so I'm not sure what that difficulty is

That sentiment doesn't make any sense and quickly falls apart upon investigation.

But more to the point, women are factually unarguably incapable of experiencing love as you mean it in the sense that men experience.

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>>34146155
This doesn't make sense when one finds out how many women don't "love themselves"*...and yet they still have no problems finding people to love them

* = drinking boxed wine while watching netflix doesn't count as "loving yourself"

>>34146140
This is one of those things we allude/refer to when robots talk about how being female is "easy mode"

The stereotype is that men stink all the time and bathe/shower once every vernal equinox

when the reality is actually that men shower/bathe way more often than women, and women smell like a fucking 2-day old tuna melt sitting in a hot 1990 Geo Metro

>>34146140
It's because we don't get naturally filthy and disgusting like men, so it's often unnecessary

>>34146182

Nah, its because you only have to freshen up your pussy when Chad is about to slip his dick in it.

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That's an easy one

nyaaaaaaaa~

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Not original

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minus the genius and alpha attitude part.

>>34146085
>nobody's laughing at my shit
compete in the established marketplace, you pussy.

>>34146085
I know OP it's incredibly depressing. I wish I was someone else somewhere else and my mind was completely unfettered and I was surrounded by other people who are the same.

Fuck I made some stupid choices.

>>34146618
If a game is too easy to win you play another game. It's way too easy to make a thread on /r9k/ and get between 50 and 300 replies.

>>34146042
Working on not being a NEET I'm starting college the 17th

>>34146161
Good for you anon, study a lot and try to get into social things, like doing sports or something if you can. It improves your life a lot.

>>34146042
No such thing as choice. Even if there were you don't control willpower. Can't be helped.

>>34146022
Implying they would let some fat neck-bearded single faggot adopt a small child

>>34146022
>when they become independent and capable?
lmao keep dreaming

>a single unmarried woman can adopt a child and raise no questions/eyebrows
>a single unmarried man has to take a polygraph, run the maze of the minotaur & get a tuft of golden wool, hack the Gibson, return the One Ring back to Mordor, track down the missing Armenian Money Train cash, find Edward Snowden, get chemically castrated, prove that he makes $10,000,000/hr and has a 300,000sqft home in Thousand Oaks before proving he's "fit enough" to adopt a child

really madearoni me thinkaronirino

i bet you fell for no-poo as well, you fucking stupid frog

>day 4 of diet and exercise
>Why aren't I 30lbs lighter?

This is what you sound like. If you thing you will see results on day 4 of anything, you're a goof.

You need to keep your mind out of the gutter, too. No porn. Give it a few weeks.

Of course, you should only do this if you're interested in raising your test levels, overall energy, and cock hardness.

>>34145950
You had a few years 13-18(20) to lose it before it becomes an obstacle.
It's not true tho if someone becomes interested in you and will make out with you and shit they won't stop liking you fir being a virgin.
No girl will become disgusted by it or sine shit. You can even lie and say you fuckef a girl once if you think it will be a problem and it will still explain your inexperience in sex and the girl will be only glad to shape you to her pleases.
Stop this meme, it's a problem only if you let it influence your mind

>>34146366
incorrect. a girl has ridiclued me and lost all interest after I've told her that I have never kissed a girl. I can only imagine that it's even tougher when it comes to sex

>>34146696
but did she have any interest to begin with? if yes then holy shit it is really bad
but you should have lied my boy, how old are you anyway?