>be female >stink

>>34146140
This is one of those things we allude/refer to when robots talk about how being female is "easy mode"

The stereotype is that men stink all the time and bathe/shower once every vernal equinox

when the reality is actually that men shower/bathe way more often than women, and women smell like a fucking 2-day old tuna melt sitting in a hot 1990 Geo Metro

>>34146140
It's because we don't get naturally filthy and disgusting like men, so it's often unnecessary

>>34146182

Nah, its because you only have to freshen up your pussy when Chad is about to slip his dick in it.

>>34146182
>we

fuck off youre a guy

>>34146182
I don't shower everyday because it dries out my hair. And your point isn't wrong either.

I've never noticed a female smelling bad but I've noticed hundreds of males smelling bad.

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>mfw I realized these averages were per week and not per day.

I DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, WASH YOUR NASTY ASS.

>>34146182
Yeah cause all you do is sit on your ass and take dick every once in awhile. No need to shower because you don't do any work

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>>34146140
But girls smell nice

>>34146182
>It's because we don't get naturally filthy and disgusting like men
*leans into mic*

wrong

men don't have a moist warm gaping hole in between their legs that needs its PH balance monitored

>3 years ago, going out with ex gf
>she wakes up after spending the night at my house, make her some eggs with chorizo
>later that night her vagina literally smells like chorizo

women are fucking filthy

>>34146236
Then don't shampoo every day? Fucking women I swear you're like children

little girls in adult bodies still throwing tantrums and playing dressup

>>34146236
You dont need to wet your hair to shower. I shower after every time I take a shit and my hair doesn't get wet when I do it.

>>34146255
whats the point if I don't leave my house. I only shower when someone is going to be able to smell me.

>there are people out there who unironically don't shower every day
I didn't know that

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>>34146331
>whats the point if I don't leave my house.
Females, everybody.

I don't leave the house and I still shower every day* because my scalp starts to hurt if my hair gets all greasy and unwashed

* = apparently the concept of "showering without shampooing everyday" is alien to most women. I shampoo my hair about 1-2x a week and wash my scalp thoroughly with hot water everyday

>>34146236
What exactly is so fucking bad about having 'dry' hair that makes it worse than having 3 days worth of smelly head grease in your hair at all times? Every fucking woman I've banged I swear to God has had that vile musty unwashed hair smell. I shampoo every day and have so far survived having supposedly '''dry''' hair so I don't fucking get why women think it's the worst thing in the universe. Imagine being too vain to even wash yourself, Jesus fucking Christ

>>34146381
Your hair is supposed to be naturally oily and you just rinse it out most of the time to keep it clean. Same thing with the rest of your body desu

>>34146458
>naturally
Yes, showers are indeed man-made and showering is a human social construct, but this isn't the fucking Stone Ages you lazy rancid sow

>unsourced random image taken as gospel

Why

>>34146458
>>34146539
Both of you are retards, just at opposite ends of the retard-spectrum.

>shower every day
>shampoo your hair 1-2 times a week
>rinse your scalp out with hot water

I eagerly await some special olympics mental gymnastics from one of you as to why this is evil and bad and wrong

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>>34146140
>be asian
>no body odor

>>34146582
Because the smell of hair grease is offensive and antisocial

I don't give a flying fuck if your hair gets dry, it's your responsibility as a member of polite society to fucking wash

>>34146627
asians have their own type of funky smells going on with them

>>34146627
And yet in hot asian countries like Thailand they usually bathe twice a day. You guys still get sweaty and gross, just not quite as much as whites.

>>34146236
So you just put a plastic bag on it you filthy whore, males can't really wash their hair every day either unless they want gray hair and go bald. But I'm still showering every damn day being careful with the hair because I'm not an animal.

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>>34146662
what if i dont do anything other than shitpost

>>34146627
You're probably asian and thus can't recognize your own smell.
You seriously smell weird, when people tell you smell like fried food they aren't really joking around, your odor is like a mix of that and spices. It's not bad but not good either, just kinda weird.

>>34146678
>males can't really wash their hair every day either unless they want gray hair and go bald.

Washing your hair doesn't make you go gray earlier or go bald lmao

>>34146648
Ok and I don't disagree with you? But you're getting jewish-tier autistic here, considering that most actual normalfags (not the strawman you project to be your ideal "normalfag") agree that you're only supposed to shampoo your hair 1-3 times a week

obviously you need to shower every day to do this, but I think you (and most women) are too retarded to grasp this simple concept

I'm a guy and haven't showered in over a week how do I get back into the habit of showering daily?

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>>34146719
maybe you hang out too much with china house restaurant workers

>>34146756
Getting a routine of jerking it in the shower helped for me.

>>34146756
take warm showers and rinse off with cold water. There's some strong (semi-broscience) evidence that says cold showers help raise a man's testostertron levels. Warm showers are max comfy so I just split the difference and rinse off with cold water at the end.

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>tfw men shower too often and don't allow their delicious musk to build up

seriously , when guy's go a few days without showering their armpits turn into catnip for me

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>>34146760
No, he's right. Most unwashed asians smell like a combination of fried rice and kimchi.

That bitch in that photo of yours looks unwashed btw; her hair looks greasy and stringy as fuck

>>34146791
Thanks for your input, roleplaying man.

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>>34146140
>tfw in the 0.5% category for both men and women
It's really bad because I don't even know when I stink anymore. Probably always.

I don't even know what people smell like, I only smell a person if they're extremely smelly, otherwise my sense of smell is too shit.

>>34146379
I'm male you fucking retard.

My scalp feels fine and who the fuck cares if my hair gets greasy, no one is seeing it and im not touching it. Sorry you need to fucking keep yourself crystal clean or you literally feel physical pain, but my body is fairly normal.

>>34146791
Musk + deodorant that was clearly hastily applied to cover up said musk but failed to is god-tier.

>>34146782
But I only jack off 1-2 times a week

>>34146791
I can confirm that this is bullshit.

As someone who needed to get prescribed antiperspirant from his doctor, I've only had women tell me I stink when my BO gets bad.

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>>34146881
>at grandparents house, helping grandma out
>grandma says "do you smell that", whenever she smells that we need to change my grandpa's diaper
>"no grandma, I can't"

>mfw

>>34146255
Who the fuck would shower more than twice daily and consider it normal?

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>>34146902
You act like I'm supposed to care about your bathing habits either way

>>34146940
they were probably embarrassed about how wet you were making them, either that or they were related to you.

>>34146953
Third worlders in disgustingly hot climates

>>34146953
>take a shower after waking up, before going to the gym
>take a shower after lifting because I want to use the sauna (no homo) and the rules say "please shower before using the steam room"
>take a shower after using the steam room because body is covered in sweat

its believable to me at least

>>34146961
You clearly fucking do, considering you're mocking my habits without reason. There is absolutely no reason to clean myself if I'm not leaving the house besides personal comfort apparently according to you.

So what the fuck is the issue. It's not like I'm walking around looking homeless, I literally live alone in my apartment, and never leave it, why is it an issue to you that I don't shower for weeks at a time

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>>34147011
>dude im not trying to impress anyone thats why i dont shower and dont fucking care if i shower lmao
>dude let me proceed to try and validate myself and my hygiene habits on /r9k/ lmao

fascinating

>>34146991
Why would I shower just before going to the gym where, if I'm gonna do some actual exercise, I'll be drenched in sweat anyway?

>>34147037
Oh you're just retarded.
>>>/reddit/

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I want to smell a stinky fembot

>>34147067
Judging from the fact that he lifts, it's safe to assume he has a job as well, so he probably showers before he goes to work, then lifts, then showers >>>>

>>34147073
>n-no!! You're from another website!

Non-sequitur my man

>>34147067
Well I don't lack shame or self-awareness/self-esteem so I don't want to get body grease or stink on the machines/bench. That, and I used to wrestle in HS so I'm always paranoid about the ringworm.

>>34147073
Not an argument

you're still trying to seek validation though, cute

>>34147096
>it's safe to assume he has a job as well
I wish

>>34146991
>no homo
people are more likely to assume that you are retarded

>>34147143
/fit/ uses it ironically as a meme.

>>34146273
You're water bill must be thousands of dollars the month after you get a bout of diarreah.

>>34147131
Except what you did wasn't an argument either.

You stated that it's wrong to not shower even if you're not going anywhere.

In response you just mocked that I cared what someone online said without providing reason as to why it's an issue.

Your argument is just as worthless as mine.

I don't need any validation because this is completely anonymous, I'm just calling you out on your completely inane sense of what is acceptable.

There is no reason for anyone to shower if they aren't going anywhere.

>>34147170
>not distilling and recycling the water from your diarrhea

>>34146940
>prescribed antiperspirant from his doctor
Do you have some rare disorder going on?

>>34147249
hyperhidrosis

I just sweat constantly, and if I'm even feeling a little bit hot or stuffy, I just sweat hard.

So essentially the alternatives to using strong antiperspirant would be showering 4 times a day, and thats too much effort.

>>34146140
haven't taken a shower in 3 weeks fucking normies it's freezing

>>34146140

Reminder to femanons that men can smell you when you're on your period. You have to bring an extra tampon so you can wash out your puss and replace it, otherwise you'll smell like dead fish.

We can smell that better than most smells, it's like we're wired to smell it. Sometimes it smells like pheromones and we get horny but most times you stink and we just want to get away from you. And if you stink, you'll get made fun of behind your back.

So do yourself and us a favor and wash your puss before going out and freshen it up if the flow is heavy. Some guys don't even mind, they'll help you wash.

>>34147297
>He doesn't taking scalding hot baths while having two electric heaters going inside the bathroom at once

Pleb

>tfw this https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/people-without-underarm-protection/
feels good mayne. and im not even a chink

>but tfw dicklet
cant win em all lads

>>34147209
>that entire paragraph
>coming from a "dude I don't seek validation IRL so I don't shower or ever leave my house lmao" robot

just admit you're looking for validation with your posts, it's getting kinda sad

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>>34146791
>tfw the only fetish i have are musky female armpits

>>34147393
>smell fetish

Worse than cucks.

>>34147370
Like I said, no argument. You're clearly self-absorbed and retarded.

>>>/reddit/

>>34147407
go lick some feet you cretin

>>34147413
>projecting your usage of non-sequiturs
>this autistic "d-do what I say, not as I do" nu-logic

No wonder you never leave the house lmao

>>34147393
>>34147077
>>34146260
Disgusting roastie enablers

People like you are why women can get away with anything

>>34146648
>expecting r9k to be functioning members of society to the point where they conform to things as simple as hygiene habits

>>34146265
>*leans into mic*
I want you to leave my board.

>>34147456
Don't blame me, it's not my fault my cock begins throbbing when I smell a girl's delicious scent.

>>34146182
girls dont get as dirty as guys as fast sorry op

>>34147474
>I want you to leave my board.
You're a liberal reddit-using nu-male cuck if you don't like spicy Donald Trump memes

>>34147623
*leans into mic*

Wrong.

>>34146582
Do you know how fucking long it takes to blow dry long female hair?

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>>34147858
>Do you know how fucking long it takes to blow dry long female hair?
no and I don't fucking care. All you liberal retard women are getting your hair cut as short as a fucking chinaman's dick nowadays anyway

>>34147858
Why not just let it dry during the day? I have (slightly) long hair as a man and I've found that strategy works perfectly well

>>34147875
Well to take care of womanly long fucking hair takes 2 hours or more.
You like women with pixie cuts? She'd fuck up her hair by keeping it wet all the time and probably get sick.

Of course you don't care now and then start posting pictures of your waifu with long hair thinking she wet it that morning

>>34146627
Wrong.

The stench of gook is fucking nauseating

Honestly one of the worst smells in this world

>>34147893
Because that will either leave it frizzy no matter how much you brush, tangled. Impossible to let hair dry and have it untangled.

And it will look like hot shit. Hair grooming takes work and the last thing you do is wash out hair products and have your hair not even taking in the benefits of the conditioners you use.

No female that is attractive with long hair that makes your dick jump is washing or blow drying daily. 3 times a week MAX or she fucks up her hair long term.

Dyeing hair also fucks it up

>>34147992
stop being a racist you fucking faggot.
the only asian people you meet are probably those from fastfood chains

>>34147930
Never said I like women with pixie cuts, and I have no "waifu" to post pictures of. All I said is all of you cunts get your hair cut short nowadays, and you spend 3 hours on your phones on snapstagram or facechat so why don't you learn to budget your time a little fucking better or just go swallow some KCl

You're projecting your insecurities again.

>>34148026
Wrong.

I live in one of the largest cities in Canada.

>>34148051
>you cunts get your hair cut short
My hair is long and i see most normal women with long hair. Just kill yourself retard. Your hair is probably shit and you probably cut it frequently

Don't pretend to know how to take care of anything

This chart is very accurate. I only shower on Sundays and Wednesdays

>>34146265
>PH balance monitored
How often do they need to do this? I wouldn't imagine too often. But i have never heard of this, girls bodies are too fucking high maintenance for me. Thats why I'm a dude.

>>34146140
If you don't shower at least six days a week your fucking filthy. I shower twice every day, i like feeling clean.

>>34146140

>1990 geo metro

Hey now, go easy on the little shitbox, those were great poorfag beaters back in the day.

>>34148061
Hongcouver?

>>34148464
Nothing in that post makes sense

>>34147623

You guys, dirt and grime doesn't stick to girls cuz wez speshul and feelings n stuff

>>34148464
Nice car if you ask me

How about a Chrysler LeBaron even trade no questions asked?

>>34146241
Men sweat more often. I've noticed a lot of men's deodorant also appears to be just a deodorant, whereas women's is a deodorant + antiperspirant.

wow this really relaxes me around women. knowing they haven't showered I mean

>>34146756
Do a whore's bath everyday. That's basically washing you pits, face and groin area. Once you have established the habit of that, try washing your whole body and work up from there. Good luck.

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>>34146140
>3 times

Jesus fuck women are fucking disgusting. I can't even sleep at night if I haven't showered, it feels utterly disgusting

>>34147853
*adjusts mic while other anons are talking*

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>nearly 1 in 3 women only bath 3 times a week or less

>>34146255
Did showering 7 times a day sound normal to you?

>>34146140
This is basically only because more women work part time.

>>34150375
What the fuck has working got to do with washing? You sweat and excrete even if you're sitting on your arse all day doing fuck all. And most western men don't work dirty sweaty menial jobs anymore. These figures are because women are mentally undeveloped lazy entitled sows

Jesus fuck, getting a shower doesn't mean you need to wash your hair every time. It's actually bad to do that everyday.

>>34146140
It's been a year and a half since my last shower.

THERE IS NO FUCKING SAUCE. REEEEEEEE.
WHY DON'T YOU FAGGOTS ASK FOR THE ACTUAL SAUCE. FUCK YOU NIGGERS.
AND START WASHING YOUR FILTHY BALLS NIGGER

>>34151156
You want some sauce?

I'll give you some sauce mother fucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL5sZIfs8YM

>>34146255
>I DON'T CARE WHAT GENDER YOU ARE, WASH YOUR NASTY ASS.

>Reguarly shower more than once a day.
Enjoy your flaking skin and completely fucked up microflora resulting in even more stink.

>>34151220
>everyone uses actual soaps
>what are syndets
you stink

>>34146627
I once stood in an elevator with a chinese exchange student. Her hair smelled like fried rice

>>34151191
Absolutely repulsive. No wonder mexicans are even more obese than burgers

>>34151244
>falling for a meme marketing campaign
>human couldn't keep themselves clean before the invention of this one product.
kys

>>34151244
Synthetic detergents are fucking retarded.

If it degreases your skin, then it negatively affects your microbiological balance and will make you stink more in the long run.
If it doesn't degrease your skin, then there is no point in using it.

>>34151369
>have deep red skin because of soaps
>use ph neutral syndets
>it went away
>muh everything i don't like is a meme

>>34151489
Thats some next level lie. You perfectly discribed soaps :^)

>>34151220
>>34151369

having dry skin > smelling like shit

Also the whole dry skin dry hair thing is a fucking meme, it's a complete non-issue, it's just an excuse for lazy cows not to wash. What people mean by dry skin is non oily greasy smelly unwashed BO skin

Yes people survived before shampoo and soap but they also didn't have toothbrushes, toothpaste, mouthwash, toilet paper, floss, deodorant, nail clippers, or fucking makeup. Toss all those things out as well, be '''''natural''''' you fucking rancid sows

>>34151513
>Thats some next level lie. You perfectly discribed soaps :^)
So you're saying that syndets aren't surfactants? You're a fucking retard, if that were the case there would be no point in using them. Removing the protective layer of your skin too often WILL dry out your skin, which WILL cause all sorts of problems. Also cationic surfactants by themselves are skin irritants.

And if you stink unless you shower multiple times per day then you really need to take a good hard look at either your diet or kill yourself to prevent your disgusting genes from getting transmitted.

>:^)
kys

>use ph neutral syndets
Our skin isn't ph neutral, it's slightly acidic. even tap water disrupts the skins natural ph to the same degree as many more gentle soaps. You either have extremely acidic skin - which would explain the irritation and the fact that you have to shower that often in order not to stink. Or you used harsh soaps with a ph of over 8-9.

>>34151577
>having dry skin > smelling like shit
If you smell like shit because you shower only once a day then you should see a dermatologist.

>>34146140
more testosterone = more sweat. just another female privilege

I shower like 3x a week, I'm preserving my natural oils in my skin and hair.

>>34151939
You misread my post

People who shower once a day don't stink, people who shower less than that do

>>34152141
Literally no way to tell. There isn't some magic number that makes you stink or not stink.

Depends on your genetics, age, diet, activity levels, hormonal levels, how you get adround, climate, cleanliness of your surrounding, what you wear, perfumes and deodorants used, whether you wipe or wash your ass.

I lived with people who I knew for a fact showered multiple times a day that stank to heaven, others I knew showered only twice a week and they didn't stink one bit.