Ok, so where do I go from here? This is the first match I've

>>34146173
Ask her to make a video of her eating her own shit

If she asks why, tell her it turns you on

She's Polish and therefore likely loves her country soooooo.

Ask her about it, ask her questions about Poland and it's customs, quote the castles and winged hussars and stuff, keep her wanting to explain, Polish girls usually love that shit, always works.

>>34146173
tell her its not as nice as the feeling of your dick in her ass.

then when she doesn't reply see if you can send her a gif of a gun, and say, "cock or glock bitch, it's your choice."

in reality, in my case women often stop responding within a few messages so i don't really take what i say seriously since the high failure rate. when i don't fail at it, great! It helps lower the failure rate (only a little on my end), by not giving too much of a shit. Just recognize that this convo you're having with her is almost doomed to fail, say whatever the hell you want and hope it doesn't. Eventually you'll get a legit bite

>>34146173
Just ask something, try to make a conversation, like, did you see...., have you ever bin in.... or do you like.... things like that, or simple how is your day so far?

>>34146173
ask her how the polish space program is doing

then follow it up by saying "id love to blast my rocket ship into uranus if you cleared me for landing"

if you dont, well thats not my problem. You just wont get pussy

>>34146173
cz? are you czech? i'm kinda envious if you are

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>>34146173
>mfw nobody posted any real sentences I can use
I don't blame you but still would appreciate any follow up to get the convo going.

>>34146342
thanks I'll try to think of simething but don't want it to be just a regular snall talk

>>34146216
If I get dubs you need to do this op, and post pics. Besides, this kind of confidence will surely get you pussy.

>>34146173
Post her profile so we can know more about her

>>34146396
I am, why are you envious?

>>34146475
pic related, google translates it as
>Black humor and a lot of distance please!
99 '
Pets are fun, especially those baked and fried: 3
I'm not looking here, great love, the total is not looking for any love

>>34146173
>-.-" and XD.
Are you guys underaged or something? It's alright for the girl, but you however? Fucking nerd.
Just do like everyone else on tinder does it, ask for fuckiefuckie, what else is your endgame here?

>>34146581
you didnt post pic retard

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>>34146581
forgot pic related basically she is a slut

>>34146642
well she just seemed like the kind of person that writes like that, judging by her response I was right.
>people born in 99' are 18 this year

>>34146173
God you are beta af.

Let me help you:

> Becasue this is a nice country!
>Yes, i always want to visit poland, i been saving some money but i don't have anybody there to visit everything

(she will get the hint, beta faggot)

>>34146734
Just out from that picture alone, you can easily tell she's just there for getting fucked like every other female using Tinder, so get to it, one question and you can have it all.

>People born in 99 are 18 this year.
Yeah I feel old already.

>>34146734
She is a slut, this is good, now is more easy that she is going to suck your dick, beta faggot

>>34146772
Actually posted this, no response so far but I think it's good. thanks anon
>beta
I know that's why I am here

>>34146807
>>34146808
I really hope that it will lead somewhere as she really seems to be a whore

she has a snapchat there, should I add her or should I ask her of I can add her.
How do I get nudes? Should I post a dickpick? I think i have a decent dick

>Klaudia
Her parent were too retarded to write her name right, she will most likely be retarded as well. You should leave this scum alone.

>>34146734
Shes a slut just ask her to go get drinks

>>34147072
Guy i'm this guy >>34146772

Ask her, if you go straight to her snapchat it will be creepy. post anything she say, i'm your mounth right now, i wanna help

>>34146173
>XD
>and Polish
Farage was meant to remove this

OP why the fuck you don't delivery? If you don't go fast she will be bored af.

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>>34147111
I leave my future to you anon.
what's our next step?

>>34147194
" Well I found you, so that makes one I could visit ", lead it towards getting lewd, she will most likely answer with " And what would we do RANDOM EMOJI? "

>>34147194
you gotta take risks man enough smalltalk tell her you wanna get drinks

>>34147194

I'm this guy >>34146772

She lost interest but you can make her comeback.

>Why not you? I mean, i always want to visit Sweden or Poland and drink with my friends, don't you wanna hang out? Some drinks or a party.

>>34147194
bad news anon, she has no interest in you. remember this if you get rejected

>>34147194
Maybe "I think I just did"

>>34147283
I hear you but this>>34147295 sounds a but better to me

>>34147295
Pretty gay, though.

Slav here, OP just do this: Say you like get drunk and do anal sex.

All slav girls are into anal.

>>34147287
>>34147287
btw she would have already make sone hint about her being the person you should visit. saying nothing says also a lot

>>34147295
God this is cringe af, OP don't write this you will sound like a retarded kid who watch many movies

>>34147295
too much anime anon

>>34147343
>Sounds a but better to me
No, is cringe af, she want to know your intentions, tell her to invite her friends (female friends) so she will fell protected

>>34147295
FOR FUCK SAKE, Don't listen to this guy is beta and cringe

>>34147397
>>34147378
I get it but this >>34147283
>Why not you? I mean, i always want to visit Sweden or Poland and drink with my friends, don't you wanna hang out? Some drinks or a party.
seems like the same thing but only a weirded version

>>34147423
It's not the same because is show your intentions

This mean it's nothing too serious, and she is a whore so she will accept if she can invite her friends

>>34147423
this too long and need. jesus op, KISS

KEEP IT SHORT SIMPLE

>>34147464
She can reject you know? It's the same with this two text.
>It's long
Ok this is true, but don't change the topic in what you wanna write

Also respond fast, holy fuck

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It's official, I am a faggot.
>need some emoji to follow that up i thinl help me in that manner anons

>>34147517
you fucked up son. know she will know that you're a filthy redditor, lmao

>>34147517
>It's official, I am a faggot.
Yes, because you don't have the balls to write this >>34147283 and write that fucking cringe thing, good luck OP, i'm going to wait for your reply

>>34147517
Being Beta is not a meme...Why don't you write this?
>>34147283
That's what Chad would write, that's why you don't have a gf anon...

>>34147517
>emoji
kys, emoji is a shit, even womens don't want that shit

>>34147517
you are not only a faggot, but also a creep. kill yourself

>>34147607
b-but anon-kun :33 you soo sweet haha ;) ;) :33

>>34147625
>Sweet
You don't wanna get laid don't you?

>>34146173
>so where do I go from here?

North.

>>34147666
satan-trips acknowledged.

i'm just kidding nigger. also whats wrong with saying that?

Why are you even trying for Poland, Pepik? The cutest girls are form Czechia.

>>34147708
She will find that you are a "kid", and womens don't want a children, womens want a strong "men", something more strong that they, that's why they go for Chad, because it's masculine, adult, funny, tall, things they don't have.

>>34147550
>>34147536
>>34147550
I know I just can't help myself.
It's been 13 minutes since and still no answer, I think i fucked up. It was around 10 minutes before her replies anyway but I think she won't answer.
Any saving point?

>>34147753
Holy shit you actually got my name right even though in the weirdest form
I was just matching random girls I fought cute and polish girls are the only ones I can write in english to and let r9k help me with it

>>34147759

wait some time, and send her something along the lines of >>34147423 but shorter. just message and forget her, every message after that makes you look needy and reinforces bad habits. she looks actually very good and meaning that you had a match + reply, you should get another one in no time

>>34147759
god bless you

saffron

>>34147759
>I just can't help myself
That's why i'm here, if she answer, post it as fast as you can and you are going to do what i tell you

>Any saving points?
Wait, if you reply, you will look desperate, she can be taking a shit you know?

>>34147813
>she looks actually very good and meaning that you had a match + reply, you should get another one in no time
thanks man this makes me feel better about myself

>>34147852
I hear you anon, sorry fir not sticking to the plan. I think that she won't be responding tho, 22 minutes and counting

>>34147917
>22 minutes
Good luck anon

>>34147350
>all slav girls are into anal

Take me to your country anon

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I have hundreds of matches, but the conversations never go well.

>>34148031
>I have a sunburn fetish

To be fair I would have blocked you too.

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>>34148001
haha, was just fucking with the OP! I'm a robot anon, how could I know :)

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>>34148031
I think I should just start opening with "hey lol"

>>34148031
>I have a sunburn fetish
Can i be in this screenshot for /b/?

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30 minutes already, it's not happening.
It's also 2am here so maybe I will get a reply tomorrow but I think it's not likely, thanks for your help tho.
I have 2 other polish girls matched tho so you can help me with those if you want, but it's possible they are asleep and won't answer right away or ever

>>34148064
>November 01
All of this is bait right?

>>34148040
>>34148111
I knew it was over after her first 3 responses involved only one word each. Hasn't unmatched me yet though.

>>34148138
>2 AM
Yes she get bored and want to sleep, don't reply until tommorrow and ask here for a plan

>>34148144
That was my first tinder conversation. I can't say that it has gotten any better.

>>34148138
That girl is pretty cute, don't fuck this up anon.

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>>34148169
>ask her for a plan
What plan?

>>34148187
I know I only swipe right to girls I think are somehwat cute but I don't have the balls to write them afterwards.
I matched with pic related 2 months ago. Should I use the same "only qt grills are from poland"? not sure how else

>>34148138
Czech sluts not enough for you, Pepo?

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>>34146173
>getting matched with such qt's
you must be good looking
unlike scum like me -_-

if someone tells me 'get hygiene' or lose weight i'm gonna lose it..
i'm not fat and i'm clean you shits

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I've been wanting to message this girl

Can't think of anything to say besides

Are you sure you are lonely and not an attention whore?

/r9k/ has ruined me

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>>34146278
>tfw no Polish gf
life is suffering

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>>34148305
>tfw can't write in my native language at all
I am too anxious to write them and have the fear they would see me irl and tell others what a creep I am, what do

>>34148295
Not sure what the etiquette is for Tinder but I'd imagine the fact you waited 2 months has probably eliminated any possibility of her responding. These sorts of apps are meant to be fleeting and expendable so waiting months for someone to engage doesn't seem analogous with the spirit of Tinder.

Honestly, you should learn not to overthink these things. I've found that starting with a compliment is kind of a weak way to begin these things (as these girls will be flooded by several other men who have the same approach). That sort of method only really would work if you were exceptionally attractive. My advice would be to try injecting a little of your personality within a fairly brief message. Also, make sure to write something that will actually spark up conversation as your current opening line is very restrictive in terms of allowing conversation to expand from it.

>>34148446
Great advice thanks, especially with not opening with a compliment is great.
>My advice would be to try injecting a little of your personality within a fairly brief message. Also, make sure to write something that will actually spark up conversation
why is this so difficult

>>34148572
it is extremely difficult
go online and find some stock openers

>>34148343
Just message her already, every moment you waste from matching with her lessons your chances. Also be direct and to the point, no long winded messages and don't waste too much time small talking before you invite them for drinks, just act like its nothing. They may turn you down, but who cares, find another.

>>34148343
she's really pretty

If your betaness or autism prevents you from fucking messaging a girl then you don't deserve her.

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Ok so this girl is one year older than me and goes to the same uni but a different faculty and I have the biggest fear to do a major fuckup and ever see her there also her profile makes it very restricting in terms of how to starta convo
>I don't smoke, drink more or less only wine and yes, my name is real. (:
I don't know what I am doing here. I can't accept compliments. I can't flirt.
Laughing at fuckbois. Laughing at mama's boys.
Don't really care about your new car.

Why isn't here anybody from philosophy faculty? :(

>>34148572
It's not, you've just got to identify the aspects of your personality that people find to be personable. I usually tailor my initial response to whatever personality type the girl has based on her profile.

One thing that can help a lot with these sorts of things is simply to communicate with girls online (simply as a friend) and you'll quickly identify the personality traits that they find appealing. If you are really bad at this stuff you should try finding an alternative intellectual girl who would be willing to deconstruct your personality upon request. I've had lengthy conversations with girls who study psychology and it can be really gratifying to have a back and forth in which you both make observations about each other's personality.

You've got to be confident in your own ability to charm others. Trust me, there is a charming and personable person hiding within you... it's just about being able to recognize where it lies.

Literally the only thing keeping me from going on Tinder is that I have zero pictures of myself. What do you robots do? Take a few selfies for your profile? Won't they wonder why you don't have any friends with you in your pictures?

Also, what is a good amount of pictures to have on your Tinder profile?

>>34148683
Do it nigger
Fuq that violapusy

>>34148695
Thanks man, I think thsi helps me a lot. I actually do chat a lot with my female friend and I can somehow think of how I usually write. The self-deprecating humor combined with not giving fucks about the fact that my life is not great. I don't know how to describe it but once I start to get to know someone it becomes very natural and i think people enjoy talking/writing with me but it is quite difficult for me to figure out the very openeing sentences, the same thing irl where I can talk pretty well with people I know but am completely clueless on how to get into conversation with strangers (at uni)

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>>34148636
>>34148682

She is 18, can't invite her to drinks. There is nothing to go off base off of her bio or pics other than she is either lonely or an attention whore, and also attractive.

Should I change my bio before messaging her?

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>6/10 autist
>finally find a girl on here who has some kind of sense of humor or personality
>tfw she stopped replying

>>34148739
I felt like I actually look good once when i got high and got a new pair of glasses I think are nice. And I took milions of pictures and found afew that I thought doesn't look that bad.
I put one of those on my tinder and left my normiebook profile pic there (me as a little qt kid) plus linked my spotify with pretty good music

>>34148789
is that actually you?

>>34148835
I like her
oregano

>>34148928
It is actually me

>>34148835
She's fat and nothing in that picture indicates autism. Neck yourself

>>34148788
Self-deprecatory can be a difficult one to sell in early conversations as one of the key things you want to display is confidence (whilst maintaining a certain level of humbleness). Most people will respond well to someone who has a knowing confidence so it's important that you are able to play to your strengths.

When I was younger I used to try a lot of self-effacing humour and I quickly realized that only alternative/outsider girls really connected with that style of comedy (especially in early conversation). A lot of normie girls take what you say quite literally (and tone doesn't convey in text) so it's usually a gamble that isn't worth taking. I'd say you should save that kind of humour for when you have a more comfortable and established friendship with the person as it'll be more likely they will understand the comedic suggestions.

Another important (and obvious) thing is that you should do your best to not seem desperate. Girls can detect that from a mile away and they'd much rather speak with someone who sees them as an equal (as a posed to someone who views themselves as being below them). I think it comes across as being kind of aggressive and abrasive when you seem like you NEED their companionship. Just go into these conversations with no expectation of things working out and it will be easier to click into a more casual rapport... the trick is to slowly introduce compliments whenever a relevant opportunity arises.

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>>34148789
>tfw no chisel-jawed daddy bf with glasses
why even live

>>34148999
thanks for the very good advices anon, wouldn't expect such in here

>>34149153
I'm in a pretty good mood at the moment and you seem like a nice enough guy.

One final note: you are attractive enough that you have a little leeway in terms of what you can say before a girl will stop responding. It shouldn't be too difficult for you to find confidence as you have a level of attractiveness which ensures a bunch of girls will actually be invested in trying to make conversation work. With this knowledge you should experiment a little and see what works... don't be afraid of being a sperg and failing as there will be plenty other girls who you will match with.

>>34147079
>all names are written same in every language
How to spot an American

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>>34149234
That's good to remember and it's better to try and fail than to have 15 matches that I've never written to.
Thanks again anon, will keep those in mind

>online dating post with attractive as fuck dude asking for advice on how to fuck 19yo foreign cuties

my god what has happened to this board

>>34148739
Robots don't use tinder, certainly not to any success

>>34149410
>20yo kv
>one (1) friend that is also a fat girl
>didn't leave the house since christmas only for finals
>haven't made a single friend at uni and only spoken like 5 sentences to my labwork partner
I see what you mean but I am here for about 2 years and was never called a norman before
>attractive
thank you desu and I think I really do look good in the pic but nobody ever showed any attraction to me irl

>>34146173
OP are you autistic? Serious question.
It's obvious that you should just ask about Poland, she said it's a nice country so ask her what's nice about it? what's there to do?
Shit like that, pretty obvious unless you have no social skills or are autistic

>>34148961
no it isn't, if that's you and you prove it I'll send you $100 right now

>>34149801
Every time I post myself people don't believe it. What proof would you like?

>>34149801
Can I have the $100 instead (since I believe it is him), I'm really poor at the moment and it'd be a huge help.

>>34149862
post a picture of your face with you holding a sign next to it that says r9k and today's date and time

>>34149862
>>34149928
also include a throwaway email or something i can contact you on so you can give me your paypal in private if you end up actually following through

>>34150118
get the fuckk off this board cunt

>>34150118
wtf is wrong with your neck anon

>>34150118
You are autistic with a good jaw and good cheekbones.

See robots? Physics aren't the only thing you need to solve your life

>>34150191
I deleted the post, but looks is only a small part of it. This is why I wish I played a sport like football growing up. It would of put me in the normie system.

>>34150268
>This is why I wish I played a sport like football growing up. It would of put me in the normie system

When you get older, you are gonna say this things.
>I was atractive, why i don't go to poland with that girl?
>Why didn't i hit the gym?

Anon, change your haircut and you will slay pussy, go to a gym, train your social skills with girls, you had the face, the most difficult thing, why you are so beta? GO ANON, STOP BROWING 4CHAN AND SLAY PUSSY

>>34150360
I like it here. I'm staying.

>>34147295
This guy probably watches MLP and wears a fedora, fuck you faggot. Stop watching romance anime and Steven Universe.