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>>34254939
the entire state is a meme

still not as shitty as florida though

mind ifi save this anime girl

>>34254981
it's all yours :3

last time i had sex with her was last year valentines day, where she left and spent the night with another guy. i am actually better off now that Ive gotten in touch with myself. you don't need anyone else for that. find yourself friend.

I know that feel, brother. My gf broke up with me almost exactly a year ago. Had plans to marry her eventually. I've been pretty fucking miserable ever since.

>>34254887
I already can't eat, sleep, bathe or play vidya.
Sign me the fuck up I have nothing to lose.

Time to get some hormones anon..

>>34254825
>after 4 years

hey that's pretty god, i thought it wou;d be sooner

>>34254825
same lad but who the fuck would hire us at this point?

>>34254819
Yes sir!

orig

>>34254819

Yeah, and you're short and wear too much make up. You wanna go get some pizza and then fuck?

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>>34254856

Who wouldn't say no

>>34254789
Nope the fuck out of there, and never go back.

>>34254809
>KABOOOOM

Great anon, the poor girl exploded because you left.

Realize the laws of physics no longer apply, spin infinity degrees, and phase out of the room

100 on the dash get me close to god

>>34254755
dubs of truth boy o.

at this point im more monster than man I would feel sorry for anyone who would look at me in a romantic light. And im not a horrible person I consider myself to be nice but I just cant imagine anyone downgrading to me and being happy.

I actually want to corrupt an innocent qt by my fucked up life. I wanna suck all the hot out of her life then leave her.

Better yet, why would he try to make a joke stolen from a notoriously unfunny British comedy group?

>>34254811
Exactly my first thought.

I'm already concerned that he's gonna shoot up the class. It's really his only chance of redemption.

>>34254744
They never reached the understanding that if you try to be the funny guy and you dont throw zingers all the time you will be put into the weird guy/autism camp. If you shit on yourself all the time ex.Oh man im so stupid i slept a little late like a dumb ass lol. People will treat you like you treat yourself (trash). You gotta just answer shit when you know it. Say a good joke when you have it and the timing is right. Dont wear gamer shit or anything relating to a fandum. Be a robot, emotionless to most but a good friend to those who care.

>>34254740
>he STILL is falling for the gf meem

you'll be even colder once you find out it's all a ruse

>>34254740
sure, i'll be your gf anon :)

what do you like do to do in your free time?

>>34255740
Fap to traps, futa, and monstergirls and shitpost on 4chan

How do you feel about the person she is fucking

Your mom is literally encouraging you to go out and party all night

Go outside and do something you fucking loser

>>34254749
I don't want to know and I don't care. I want no part in it

>>34254759
I've done that before and it's not fun, I like being drunk but I need to stop

>>34254672
I like how you sidestepped mentioning gender.

>>34254672
on the off chance this wasn't a shit post, kill yourself
why do you think any one cares? are you 13?

>>34254703
i dont know how to /r9k/ and my friend didnt want to teach me :^(

If you wear a hoodie to the gym you'll overheat. It sorta implies you're not working hard enough.

Also don't be a turbo-aut and appreciate some fine looking ass

>>34254643
Why do 99% of women get dolled up for the gym ? Not only do they do their makeup, they also accessorize and wear these outfits they obviously spent a lot of time putting together. Its so annoying.

Tfw 750mg a week of test even though I JUST started lifting


Hopefully I make it

I got my GED at 15 and was planning on going to college and graduating at 19

I'm 20 and have done nothing the past 5 years

>>34254661
it isn't too late anon

>>34254635
I tried, but it wasn't enough. Things just couldn't go my way.

sure

added to the blacklist

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>>34254605

But you removed me literally yesterday

And the only messages I've ever sent you recently have been asking you to play dota. And you always post in every steam thread that you want to play dota. I don't understand, spoop.

>>34254605
>dota
>not league

faggot detected, blocked on steam

No,dont want more newfags in my boards

>>34254798
this

why would i do that

>>34254798
^ this I try to refrain from mentioning 4chan to anyone I told my only friend about it and I even regret that.

>>34254554
I've heard it's not so much the 'walk', as it is how you look when you walk.
They say bullshit like hands in your pocket and looking down is the virgin walk.

>>34254602
Well, I mean yeah because that shows that you have anxiety to some degree, which makes it safe to assume you're a virgin.

Low confidence body language is clear as day.
ALL low confidence men being virgins and vice versa is a meme, but there can be some correlation.