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2017-01-19 04:41:16 Post No. 34254744
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 04:41:16 Post No. 34254744 [Report]

>uni yesterday
>first day of the semester
>professor wants us to introduce ourselves
>say your name, where you're from, and ask one question for the professor.
>only 26 of us
>most everyone is cordial and asks normal shit to know the professors teaching style or the course.
>gets to this fucking autist in the second row
>funnyman.jpeg
>"W-what's the air sp-speed velocity of a swallow?"
>muttered so quiet she has him repeat it
>he actually does
>no one laughs. Professor is deadpan
>kid is visibly having a nervous fit
>prof asks what that means
>"N-nevermind skip me"
>Nope! Prof makes him think of a new question right there
>literally cant do it
>now folks are laughing
>after 2 minutes of "um uh uh um" she skips him

Witnessed a massacre today.
What even was this? I mean why do kids with no confidence to speak of suddenly try to establish themselves as funnymen?
I was so embarrassed for him.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 04:45:23 Post No.34254811
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 04:45:23 Post No.34254811 [Report]

Better yet, why would he try to make a joke stolen from a notoriously unfunny British comedy group?

Anonymous 2017-01-19 04:49:46 Post No.34254883
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 04:49:46 Post No.34254883 [Report]

>>34254811
Exactly my first thought.

I'm already concerned that he's gonna shoot up the class. It's really his only chance of redemption.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:00:12 Post No.34255056
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:00:12 Post No.34255056 [Report]

>>34254744
They never reached the understanding that if you try to be the funny guy and you dont throw zingers all the time you will be put into the weird guy/autism camp. If you shit on yourself all the time ex.Oh man im so stupid i slept a little late like a dumb ass lol. People will treat you like you treat yourself (trash). You gotta just answer shit when you know it. Say a good joke when you have it and the timing is right. Dont wear gamer shit or anything relating to a fandum. Be a robot, emotionless to most but a good friend to those who care.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:04:15 Post No.34255131
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:04:15 Post No.34255131 [Report]

>>34255056
>be a robot

Yea i get the sentiment but you should reword that advice in this place.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:06:15 Post No.34255166
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:06:15 Post No.34255166 [Report]

>>34254744
>not reacting to a well placed python quote

Yeah, you clearly aren't a robot. Fuck off normfag.

Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:06:45 Post No.34255174
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Anonymous 2017-01-19 05:06:45 Post No.34255174 [Report]

>>34255056
He was so visibly beta.

How are you not concious of how you are percieved by others? Like did he imagine this shit getting huge laughs, high fives, and a couple new friends?

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