Can normies really identify virgins by how they walk?
Do I do the "virgin walk"?
>>34254554
I've heard it's not so much the 'walk', as it is how you look when you walk.
They say bullshit like hands in your pocket and looking down is the virgin walk.
>>34254602
Well, I mean yeah because that shows that you have anxiety to some degree, which makes it safe to assume you're a virgin.
Low confidence body language is clear as day.
ALL low confidence men being virgins and vice versa is a meme, but there can be some correlation.
>>34254621
That's so neat, sir attenborough, tell me what other astonishing things you've observed during your robot safari's
>>34254554
yes
you most likely also have the virgin glare too
Not checking your phone constantly
Having an expression other than smugly satisfied (the "after getting laid" glow)
Walking too fast
Hands in pockets
Shoulders hunched / staring at ground
Being too quiet or polite
No single one of these behaviors means it but when you add up more than a few it's extreme low confidence, which combined with your probable clothes and looks is going to be a dead giveaway. Normies whose lives revolve around trivial social drama are very astute with this stuff.
>>34254554
If you stress about doing the virgin walk and try to walk normal, you do the virgin walk.
>>34254652
Is that sarcasm? I can't tell through text, sorry.
>>34254718
>mfw im all of these
fuck i just wanted to be invisible
>>34254718
>tfw i do all of these
JUST
>>34254760
trying to be invisible, I knew I forgot to add that to the list!