>walk into your basement >see this >"Mmmmrrrmrrrrr!!!!!"

>>34254789
Nope the fuck out of there, and never go back.

>>34254809
>KABOOOOM

Great anon, the poor girl exploded because you left.

Realize the laws of physics no longer apply, spin infinity degrees, and phase out of the room

>>34254789
>remove pipes
>untie her
>help her to the restroom
>wait for her to finish the apex of all pissing sessions
>give her clothes
Now, before you go, I'm sure you're hungry and so you need to eat this
>give her bowl of eggs

>well well well....
>So thats why my water shut off!
>Take hose out of woman's mouth.
>Blurp what are you doing!?
>Getting my water back on...You?
>Im trying to drown myself!
>Well if its liquid from a big pole you want.....
>Help yourself to my soda machine.

>>34254888
>>34255143
>not knowing that the contraption in the image takes all the air she inhales and makes her exhale it into her ass
Fucking tortureplebs.

>>34254789
UNPLUG THE NOSE!!!

*gasps* Mmhhfffff *BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AA-AAAAAAAAAA-PPPPPPPPPPPP-PPPPPPPPPPPPPP-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-PPPPP-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP-PPPPP*

>>34255343
why cant it just go back out the intake tube?

>>34256593
Probably a special nozzle stopping it.

call in the blue bear.

>>34254789
>bring out the gimp it's dinner time

>>34254789
i check for traps

>>34257558
roll 1d20+dex

>>34257656
13+3dex=16
Anything?

>>34257683
There is one trap tied up in the corner

>>34257703
Nah thanks I'm not gay, I proceed

>>34257717
you come across an enchanted amulet--
wait
my mom is here
sorry kyle I'll see you later