If you became rich and famous overnight and everyone knew about

No,dont want more newfags in my boards

>>34254798
this

why would i do that

>>34254798
^ this I try to refrain from mentioning 4chan to anyone I told my only friend about it and I even regret that.

>>34254572
Yes, burn this shitty board down. Flood it with normies until the betas REEEEEEing create an uprising to purge the world.

I might do it in a subtle way (martin shkreli wore a pepe pin) but I don't want newfags ruining my refuge from everything.

I just found out my parents have been millionaires this whole time, what do I do when I inherit the millions? Apparently they saved up like $1 million for each child but they cut my siblings out for being retarded.

>>34254891
give it away to robots

>>34254798
Opposite of this.
I would put the nail on the coffin by publicly mentioning it.
/r9k/ needs to start over, there just hasn't been enough of an incentive to get the lazy NEETs off their asses.

>>34254572
i'd be tempted to make a statement to the effect that
"yes, my adoring fans and financiers, i have always adored fucking the corpses of babies"
then burn the money with fire and disappear

>>34254944
>burn the money with fire
What else would you burn it with?

>>34254983
rough insults