I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD
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>>34302011
You haven't got laid yet?
Haha, what a loser!
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>You never had a girlfriend? How is that even possible?
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>>34302011
Anybody actually here proud to be a virgin unironically.
I feel like it's a part of me.
>B-b-but you don't know the feeling of a bagina
I fuck 5 star onaholes regularly, but I am untouched by a woman, clean, pure.
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I think I'm falling in love with a 4chan girl.
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>>34301812
Ab0rt
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>>34301812
get your self one of this instead op
trust me
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>>34301829
>>34301863
I could honestly do much better. But she seems sweet and I can't stop thinking about her.
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If you're a grown man and you wear NB shoes for anything other than sport/recreation, then you are autistic. Period.
>inb4 autists deny this or claim that "only particular NB styles are autistic". What makes NB autistic is the combination of brand + style. All NB shoes are autistic, but some more so than others. The classic white and blue NB pair we are all familiar with is one of the most autistic styles, and many other brands make shoes in a similar autistic style. Thus, autism shoes are not limited to the NB brand. However, any shoes with the large "N" printed on the side are still autistic, to varying degrees. It is only socially acceptable to wear them for sports/recreation (unless you are a child, in which case you can wear them everywhere).
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>>34301539
Is Barron Trump one of us?
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>>34302224
He's going to be swimming in pussy as he gets older, so probably not.
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>>34301539
back to /fa/ you dweeb
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Which boards are the meanest in your experience?
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r9k, pol, and lit
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>>34301458
/lit/, its the most tryhard board
followed by this board
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>>34302172
No we're not, fuck off
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Let me see your taste in anime /r9k/.
Post and rate others.
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We fucking hate anime. We just love jacking off to anime girls
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Make room for the obvious best anime
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>>34301311
Got no software installed to make a 3x3. Did see you post this another time while being a pretentious little faggot though.
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>that kid, real people edition 2017-01-21 03:21:13 Post No.34301217
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>that kid, real people edition
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>that kid who always eats a bag of chips in class and won't share it with anyone
>that kid who was in theater class but refused to give a shit and say a single line with a pea of emotion so they spoke all lines in monotone
>that kid who's never does a sigle paper of work no matter how braindeadly easy it is. "ITS TOO HARD"
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>>34301217
I hate these threadsBecause they are just reddit and r/4chan bait, but I feel compelled to post this.
>that kid in 6th grade who got hit by a car on a highway and was launched into the other lane only to be hit by a second car coming in the other direction all because he was trying to save his little sister's dog from being run over by a car
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>>34301282
Was his name Jacob Doyle?
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>that kid who was in theater class but refused to give a shit and say a single line with a pea of emotion so they spoke all lines in monotone
who is he i want him for my bf
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Need a (You)? Then get in here and post a picture of some sort. I'll respond to everyone who posts a picture. We can talk about anything.
My hobbies include cooking and food, invertebrates, MMA, vidya, and anime.
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>>34301163
Can you talk to me about a reason why I should bother doing anything at all? Even eat or get out of bed, I'm not into any of it
The picture I'm posting is a dynamic stock image of a lady dancer
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Only youtube and imageboards are entertaining today. Everything else is burned down and produces nothing
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>>34301227
idk, bro, I'm in the same situation as you. I guess I could say you don't want to end up a depressed NEET like me, living at home like a broke loser.
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who /never even tried/ here?
KHV and I've never asked out a girl in my life, can't be bothered since I already know what the answer would be
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>>34301132
Same here. I just never saw the point. I don't even know if I'd be rejected or whatever, I just don't want a gf.
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I asked a girl to prom once
she said
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>>34301231
wtf cliffhanger
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Whats the comfiest way to die /r9k/?
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>>34301076
>Whats the comfiest way to die /r9k/?
Drowning
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heroin overdose
(original)
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In bed with some good music, candles, drinking good whisky while high on oxy/heroin and then when you are ready you strap on a gasmask connected to a helium/nitrogen-tank. Perfect!
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FRIDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUKAS 2017-01-21 03:12:16 Post No.34301045
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lTS THAT TIME OF WEEK AGAIN BOYS
WHAT ARE YOU
>PLAYAN
>WATCHAN
>LISTENAN
>READAN
>EATAN
>DRINKAN
>FAPPAN
>FEELAN
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>PLAYAN
Played a bit of Dota 2 earlier
>WATCHAN
Nothing really
>LISTENAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2jdne6GVHQ
>READAN
Nothing
>EATAN
BBQ
>DRINKAN
Coke
>FAPPANgfur
>FEELAN
Sick, like I've got the flu or something
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>>34301045
>PLAYAN
Shantae
>WATCHAN
Nothin
>LISTENAN
Bonito Generation
>READAN
Nuthin
>EATAN
I just had some cereal
>DRINKAN
Water
>FAPPAN
Floor Tiles
>FEELAN
meh
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>PLAYAN
chivaly MW or some mount and blade
>WATCHAN
konosuba
>LISTENAN
percival
>READAN
bible. every night
>EATAN
burrito bowl
>DRINKAN
water
>FAPPAN
maybe some femdom doujinshis or other normoshit
>FEELAN
pretty ok. had a shitty day at the gym (couldn't even finish my sets) cause I might be a little sick so I might lose some gainz, but its ok cause it gives me time to schleep. work is going alright, nothing bad, but nothing perticularlly good either
>>34301154
>got the flu or something
in the same boat. sickness really seems to be coming around this year. I feel like it has been worst than the last
If this ass arouses you, you might be gay.
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>2017
>caring about labels like gay or straight and not just fucking whoever makes your wee wee hard
You'd be much better off not constantly worrying about how to define your sexuality
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>>34300797
Both me and my girlfriend agree, we would eat that ass
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>>34300824
Stfu faggot. If a bunch of stacies and chads or your family walked up to you and asked you if you liked to fuck dudes, you definitely wouldn't say yeah and be open about
Go back to fapping to your trap/tranny porn with the door locked you closeting prison gay homo
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Write a letter to someone who may or may not read it and include initials thread.
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Dear H
I miss you so much
-D
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Haha everything is fucked. Going to go make some deviled eggs now.
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Dear D
Eat a dick.
-H
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The Robot's Head 2017-01-21 02:04:02 Post No.34299856
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The Robot's Head
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Welcome to the Robot's Head Pub
Currently drinking my go to rum and watching YTPs at https://synchtu be / r / TheRobotsHeadPub
What's your poison, robots?
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jusr got some tincup whiskey because the safway I went to didnt have teelings
Not quite sure what I'm in for
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The one thing ya can't swindle from me
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>>34300072
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: NO
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>mentions pepe to normies
>immediately gets punched to stop him
https://media.scribblelive.com/2017/1/20/fa298253-0d36-46c7-82f4-569ee99c4772.mp4
Is this kek's will?
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who got punched?
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>>34299537
Richard Spencer did nothing wrong RRRRREEEEEEE
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>>34299537
why are black people so tolerant?
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what do we feel after we die?
how the fuck am I alive? how the fuck can I feel my hands at this moment typing this message?
life and death doesn't make any sense to me. Why was I born into this body? Why do I feel alive?
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I hope that when we die it's like going to sleep forever, and I get to live in my dreams for the rest of my life since I'm always happy in my dreams.
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>>34299238
it's seriously mind blowing to me the fact that YOU feel as alive as I do at the moment
non existence scares the shit out of me
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>>34299276
Death doesn't scare me, I just have curiosity for what comes afterwards.
What is your ideal reality after death?
Maybe the people that claim to have died and saw god where just people gazing into their ideal afterlife.