I think I'm falling in love with a 4chan girl.

>>34301812
Ab0rt

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>>34301812
get your self one of this instead op
trust me

>>34301829
>>34301863

I could honestly do much better. But she seems sweet and I can't stop thinking about her.

>>34301812
Descrike be her

>>34301912
she will actually rip your heart out. it's not a meme, i thought it was until it happened to me. but you won't listen to me just like i didn't listen to my older anon brothers back then. just know you're going on a very arduous path my friend, and your robot brethren will always be here when you come back with a hole in your chest.

>>34302007
how come? is it because they needy and obsessive or bat shit crazy?

>>34301998
This op
>>34302007
& he's probably right. Unless you live close enough, it's silly to develop feelings

>>34302079
needy and obsessive aren't necessarily bad traits. but no, there are (2) kinds of women on the chans:

1) damaged/abused. on paper it sounds cool that they're interesting and have a dark sense of humor and aren't bland, but the reality of it is that they will never let you get close to them. even when you're making progress they'll keep kicking and fighting. they really want you to help them, but they just can't do it. they're not wired correctly, they're not meant to ever get better even with help. and the second the relationship becomes about one person saving the other is when it's no longer a relationship, it's just desperation.

2) passing thru. they likely had a boyfriend who browsed the chans and sent her some memes some time and got her to check it out. that same boyfriend was probably a stereotypical neckbeard and played too many video games so she eventually breaks up with him and comes here because she knows what goes on here. she'll take you for a ride on the rebound and then kick you out once she realizes she's incapable of trying anything new. women are typically very conservative and don't like taking chances on things, they always end up with their ex again unless they're past the age of 25 in which case you may have a shot.

there is also a 1&2 case in which she is both of the above. this is 99.9% of what you will run into on the boards.

>>34301812
What's her name? I can tell you if she's trash or not

>>34302422
She definitely sounds like a 1 and yes I've thought of that. Some people just can't help themselves no matter how much other people want to help them.

I thought I could inspire her to change herself by being irresistible to her.

Like I said, I could do better but she reminds me a lot about myself and I think that's kinda cool for some reason.

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>>34302524
>tfw pretty sure oh pee is talking about you

Just talk to me instead of posting it on a Taiwanese skydiving forum

>falling in love
>not being dead inside
ISHYGDDT

>>34302645
don't worry you aren't. i can tell by your post

>>34302524
you do whatever you need to do man, there are no wrong answers here. people like me are always going to tell you what our experience was, and people like you (if you are like me) won't listen because you shoot from the hip, hoping things work out in the end. which is a good quality, i should add. maybe there is an ending where by some miracle she sees the light, who knows. personally i've found 99% of the cases if that happens it's really up to her and not anybody else no matter how much energy they put in for her.

just try and really see clearly what you're getting out of it and what she's getting out of it. nothing wrong with just having fun for a month or two either as long as you gird your loins and know the situation is finite

>>34302689
Please tell me more. Afraid I'm her. If so I will remind that I do not have any romantic or sexual interest for anyone from the internet.

>>34302778
You aren't. I can't tell you why because I don't want to make it obviously I'm talking about her.

But there is no way you are her because of reasons that have to do with the post you made and of another reason.

>>34302766
i understand. thanks man. whether or not it works out for us, i hope i can help her along the way even just a tiny bit.

>>34302422
the fuck?
>tfw not any of those things
who are these people lol
maybe you just get yourself close to psychos. don't speak for all

>>34302819
Did you meet her in this board?
Like the other girl I am thinking (hoping) you may be talking about me.
It's very unlikely but please be more specific op! What's the first letter of her first name maybe?...

>>34302819
Ok. Is she someone who is interested in a relationship?

>>34302926
No you aren't her. If you are posting, you aren't her. Lmao. Don't worry. She's not online right now.

>>34302927
No but i think she likes me

>>34302967
How do you know she's not online?

>>34302980
Can't say. Also she doesn't write like you.

Cringe ITT.
Go read missed connections more you pathetic faggots.

>>34302980
>How do you know she's not online?
deja vu moment

>>34302899
prove me wrong, lady
kik: sometimesnaked

>>34302994
Why are you being such a fag!? Just say the first letter of her first name and deny it if somehow she sees this & asks you about it. You have nothing to lose

>>34303023
Yeah it's kind of annoying he won't just give a hint.

>>34303023
How about you write the first letter of my name and I'll tell you if you are write or wrong.

>>34302997
You do originally know what board you're on, don't you?

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>>34303049
/b/ right?

>>34303042
Then you won't answer the question for any other grills who think it may be them

>>34303042
J or p?

>>34303067
How about you tell me when you think you met me.

>>34303076
No

I promise. It's not.

>>34303078
How about YOU do that, asshole.
Your typo here >>34303042
may cancel out my suspicion
>write
I think better of my qt

>>34303096
Ok then I'm in the clear

>>34303096
What about T?

>>34303096
>>34303115
I'm still not in the clear! Exactly my point op

Is it egg man kek

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>>34303121
No its not T.

>>34303112
pic related. just leave you fucking roastie. its not you for fucks sake.

>>34303136
Egg and pizza yes

>>34303145
C?
Unoriginal my ass

>>34303042
C

Oreganooooo! HOW IS THIS NO GOOD

>>34303180
Please don't guess random letters. It's not. My name is really obscure and not many people have it.

>>34303180
>>34303191
Oh my god are we getting two timed :(

>>34303192
That was my only guess bb. I GUESS I believe you. Go have fun with your roastie until she gets bored of you

>>34303218
:(

How about you be my original roastie?

>>34303176
This. It is egg and pizza conversing in here

>>34301863
what if fall in love with the doll

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itt: young tadpole expresses his romantic woes. wise frogs advise him, console him, and send him along. roasties absolutely shit on everything before he can leave and stress the poor lad out with a billion posts further jeopardizing his opsec

please ban womyn FOREVER

>>34303280
True at least I'm concerned and don't want to lead on a 4chan guy. That's why I'm making sure.

>>34303013
nah cause you're a beta faggot lol
nothing would cause me to want to hit you up :p

>>34303275
There's a movie about this called Lars and the Real Girl

op is annoying as fuck
they both sound mexican lol

we get it nigga fuck off
you have a brain and you can't even come up with one way to distinguish her other than "she goes to 4chan"? fuck. outta here dildo

>>34303336
snooze ya looze, bud

>>34303191
>>34303180

What is your first letter

Why are roasties so angry?

Original oregano

>>34301812
Do yourself a favor and get with a normal woman. A teacher or nurse or something. Someone who will encourage (but not baby) you.

i know this isnt about me, lowkey wish it was

How about you fucking stop it anon

>>34304500
Give me your contact info right now, feg.

>>34302645
>>34304500
>tfw you're talking to a girl you met on r9k and you aren't sure if one of these anons is her

I'm starting to realize that relationships where both people are autistic have obvious problems.

>if I was super retarded I'd think I was in love with a 4chan boy
>realize I use an abstract form of him as a crutch and fantasy of some distant island to retreat to

>>34301812
i already fell in love with one, i cant stop thinking about her and she doesnt wanna have anything more than a friendship with me because we live really far away from eachother
i want to hang myself

>>34301812
Is it femanon?

>>34301812
love is for fags

So I started hanging out with this girl, who has a boyfriend, just to kill time and get my mind off this girl we used to hang out with.

It's fun. I wouldnt date her, as I dont find her as my type and gorgeous to my standards. However, I am a little worried.

Last time we hung out, she got touchy. Brushed it off as normal. She then texted me at around 8 AM asking me what I was doing, this is what activated my almonds. I replied telling her nothing, but she never responded. I haven't hung out with her since, but what would you guys amount this to? Her relationship is LDR, and she has cheated before. I wouldnt mind fucking, but what is everyone's input on this?

>>34306147
That's pretty inconclusive, give it time, if anything's going to happen she'll be more direct than that.

>>34306231
Shieeeeeeeeeeeet. Ogei. I might hang with her soon. I want to be normie again

>>34306794
what's ogei? and ogai?

You'll prolly fall in love with any girl that gives you attention at this point op

>>34306941
Spurdo talk for okay.
Memes have devoured me

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Anyone else really bothered by the fact that OP keeps saying "I can do better"? Like holy shit man, I feel bad for her if she ever gets in a relationship with someone who feels like he's settling for her and that "he can do better". You're a piece of shit, OP. You don't deserve her.

>>34307213
People say that so they can detach from the person and lower them to shit. Its hard to explain, but kind of like having a fuck ton of money, but you have this really old car and you like it. You have the funds to buy a newer nicer car, but you love this old one to death.

>>34307251
Does the girl's name start with b ? Asking for a friend

>tfw guy from r9k is falling for you
>tfw you wish he didn't because you'll never be capable of loving anyone

>>34307258
You wat

>>34307213
I meant that in the sense that if she didn't want to be with me, I wouldn't be upset or broken.

I can make my own options and I didn't intend on meeting her, it just sort of happened and things are becoming interesting between the two of us.

I do want to help her though. I think we could have an amicable friendship/relationship.

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>>34307251
No, it's not the same you fucktard. Going into a relationship with the mentality that "you can do better" will eventually make you want to do "better". You're meant to feel like the love of your life is your prize and not someone you're settling for because you're fond of them. Pretty sure you can't do better because obviously you're lonely and latching on to the only girl that talks to you. If anything, she deserves better. Why don't you go fuck off with someone else "better", OP. kys

>>34307320
>everyone is as hapless and inexperienced as I am

(you)

Also., I (OP) just fucking met her. When the fuck did I say shes the love of my life. Do you know the difference between falling in love and actually loving someone is? No you don't cause your pathetic sack of wind

>>34307258
I would also like to know, what does her name begin with?

>>34307366
>>34307258
its not b

quite original

>>34307343
You're going at this with the intention of eventually loving her you dumb piece of shit, hence the part where I say "Going into a relationship...".
Had I been inexperienced I wouldn't give a fuck, but I know where this kind of shit goes so actually go fuck yourself with something hard and sand papery and then kys

>>34302524
>she reminds me a lot about myself and I think that's kinda cool for some reason.
I met a girl online who was like this, I thought it was cool too. We met up a few times, had sex and all that. But like others have said, she was damaged. She barely looked me in the eyes, she didn't seem that interested in sex, she even told me she'd never had good sex before and I wasn't able to change that.

But the worst part was how closed off she was. We told each other about our suicidal ideations so talking wasn't the issue, but I feel like she never let me "in" emotionally.

>>34301863
uncanny valley is strong with this one

>>34301912
>I could honestly do much better
You should open with that line.
Modesty is a good color on anyone, OP.

>>34307320
Fuck you faggot. I bet you jack off every 4 hours, play video games, and post memefrogs. Its the exact same thing. Because no matter what, you never give up the old car because you love it to death. Yeah you have money and the ability to buy a newer car thats better, but you stay with the old one because you have a bond with it.

You are attractive and a great person, but you love this girl to death. Yeah you can go out and get a 10/10 chick, but you love the original chick for who she is.

>>34307458
I'm afraid of that desu. But I'll see how it goes. Thanks for your input m8.