Whats the comfiest way to die /r9k/?

>>34301076
>Whats the comfiest way to die /r9k/?

Drowning

heroin overdose
(original)

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In bed with some good music, candles, drinking good whisky while high on oxy/heroin and then when you are ready you strap on a gasmask connected to a helium/nitrogen-tank. Perfect!

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post ejaculation

Some kind of overdose, the method of choice for pussy women. There's a high failure rate and you won't be conscious or lucid to appreciate your death though.

not alone
good luck

>>34301945
Pretty much this. Look up suicide exit bag. It's guaranteed, you just drift off. Don't fuck it up by buying a helium tank cut with oxygen though

>>34301076
charcoal burn in complete silence. laying on a bed? idk.

>>34301076
Freezing to death in a snowstorm at night. Maybe drug overdose in a snowstorm, that's probably less painful. Goddamn i wish it was snowing right now, georgia is fucking gay.

Heart attack that doesn't wake you up? Or go out like steve jobs and just take DMT and go "whoooOOOOOOOAAA" and then you're gone.

opiate OD

you just blackout while being very high and don't notice it happening. it's not like how they show it in the movies.

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>>34301076

suicide in womb

pic related

>>34303648
I almost froze to death because I was really drunk, It was far from comfy. I vaguely remember that I kept falling and screaming for someone to help me and how I was so cold. Do not recommend.

Having a cute girl BRAAHP you to death.

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>>34301089
Kek, are you retarded?

>lungs filling with so much water they'll burst before you die

Yes, this actually happens. Not to mention how frightening it is when your reflexes kick in and you want to get out immediately but probably can't. Scary shit.

I would say just smoking some weed, eat munchies and just blow your brains out with a shotgun. Simple as that.

Although I might prefer using the gas mask method because I heard the human brain plays memories to itself right before death. It'd be nice to get some feels and also some soul rendering shit before passing on to fuck knows where.

I still don't understand genetically why the human brain would adapt to do that, but who knows? I'm agnostic myself. There could be a god out there.

surrounded by family and friends after you told each other you love them

>>34301122
This definitely. Any other answers are objectively wrong.

>>34302319
yeah you will. 4 days later when your liver starts to fail and you have already decided you want to live...

>>34304680
You always decide to live when your organs shut down. You sign up for it, doesn't matter what anyone's last moments are like. Not to me anyway, I hope my parents and friends play such an awful contemporary song at my funeral that people are more disgusted by the song than how I lived my life.

Helium gas mask obviously. Infographic floating around on how to aquire and setup

>>34304116
I have a recurring dream that my whole family goes to a large cabin for christmas and we all die in our sleep of carbon monoxide poisoning after a great weekend together.

>>34301122
If I lie flat on my back after taking the first shot, am I guaranteed to vomit and die?

>>34301076
Suicide with a loved one in a nice place

In my bed drowning in pussy

>>34301076
Swallowing as much drain cleaner as possible

>>34301076
In your sleep, of natural causes.

>>34301076
by headshot, to kill the brain quikly.

You won't feel anything once your dead, and you won't have any memories of the pain. In the end Jumping in a meat grinder would be the same as od'ing on sleeping pills

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>>34301076
Slightly after your enemies.

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>>34308185
anticipating pain is just as bad as feeling it anon. i'd rather feel comfy right before i died rather than afraid.

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>>34301076
This one: death by hugs.

>>34301076
the fastest way to die is a bullet in the brain. Enjoy hell forever...

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Just put the mask on and go to sleep

>>34309739
i heard the helium hood method fails 9/10 times otherwise id agree