I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M PROUD

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>>34302011
You haven't got laid yet?

Haha, what a loser!

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>You never had a girlfriend? How is that even possible?

>>34302011
Anybody actually here proud to be a virgin unironically.
I feel like it's a part of me.
>B-b-but you don't know the feeling of a bagina
I fuck 5 star onaholes regularly, but I am untouched by a woman, clean, pure.

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>>34302011
Good job, mate. most of the smartest people are virgins.

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Virgin here

Don't give a shit about keeping it or losing it.

I'm too autistic for normie memes.

>>34302011
De-virginized officially @ Age 21, Jan 13 to a 19 year old from my college art history core req shit class. I have literally no idea how I pulled it off but I did it!

What a giant weight off my penis

>>34302011

Are virgins really that rare in the West? Over here I Singapore I definitely know some people who are 20+ but are still virgins.

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Only those with self-esteem issues actually care at all about it.

I'm a virgin and I don't care about it anymore. Once you attain wizard status, you just kind of stop caring.

Me too. Absolutely zero worries ever about getting a woman pregnant or catching an STD

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You are absolutely pathetic!

hahahahahhahha

>tfw 27 year old virgin
>tfw know that if i really wanted i could get laid as I've turned it down in the past and I get ok results from online dating apps
>tfw know that at my age its too late to bother starting because everyone my age has been fucking for over a decade

>>34304655
>Are virgins really that rare in the West?
No, not really. It's just a /r9k/ spook that nobody is a virgin.

>>34304778

That seems about right. I know some girls have never even have a boyfriend before at 20 too. And some people don't even have one until they are done with their Masters or shit.

>>34304752
Only way is to keep going man. Just die a virgin like everyone here.

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>>34304674
I'm 25 and I stopped caring

I'm gonna be a powerful wizard, let me tell you

Too bad you guys aren't fags. I signed up for Tinder tonight and had 10-20 guys messaging me for dates or sex. Hot guys too. It's easy mode.

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>>34305264
I'd be a faggot if I could..