The Robot's Head

jusr got some tincup whiskey because the safway I went to didnt have teelings
Not quite sure what I'm in for

The one thing ya can't swindle from me

>>34300072
THE CORRECT ANSWER IS: NO

>>34299856
Blow your nose.

>>34299856
Your t-shirt looks nice.

Can't wait to be able to get drunk every night again once I get back to campus from winter break. I just wish beer wasn't so expensive, I can't stand the taste of liquor.

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i bought some of this nasal snuff but i dont get a buzz off of it even though regular dip and cigarettes do. dip always makes me feel sick so i know my nicotine tolerance is low but any ideas why this stuff isnt giving a buzz, i think im using it right

>>34299856
absolut lemon with any shitty mixer i can get, eventually shots

This tincup stuff tastes like it's gonna go down super harsh, but in reality it is quite smooth
Quite an odd sensation

>>34300119
thanks, it was a gift from my dad and stepmum
>>34300132
try wine instead
>>34300399
that's common in whiskey, one of the things I like about it

>>34300435
I'm used to drinking irish whiskey, which I find has a soft flavor
I don't know why you rye/bourbun cucks drink that smoked shit

Got some extra strong lagers going while I chill to music.

>>34300656
some people like the spicy/smoky flavors. to me, softer tasting liquors are for mixing or shooting, whereas the harder ones are for sipping

>>34300712
I really like doppelbock, it's like a strong stout but nice and light like a lager

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Coffee. think you can hang tough guy?

>>34301158
sure can. I had some cold brew earlier, with rum and maple syrup

More pictures of OP for me pls

I really like my collection :)

>>34301309
only if you enter the synch, then I might post more

>>34301559
Please post more

originally of course

bampin'
33rd state

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>>34301579
ok, here's a pic of me on a viking ship

rollin for what i drink next from the place im housesitting.

1-3 mono
4-6 dewars
7-9 hornitos
0 i make another G&T and take a shot of my choice

Relaxing with some Johnnie Walker Red after a long day.

>>34302116
Dewars is decent, I had that on New Years. might get it again once I start getting more hours at work

fuck you samson

dewars is ideal out of the current options..

is thread kill?

>>34302428
sadly, it seems so
keep applying the bump paddles though, maybe we can resurrect it
>>34302189
well fuck you too

>>34302155
always makes me think of elliott smith.
he's the perfect robot musician, and JW is delicious

>>34301857
Thank you
neat picture

>>34302447
Do you wake up hungover every day?

>>34302509
depends on how much I drink, what I drink, and how much water I drink. some days it's nothing, some days it's hell

>>34299856
what do you have that is better than my favorite music album (Daft Punk - Discovery)?
I'm drunk and I demand entertainment. I can pay in (you)s

>>34302922
I've got a fairly decent playlist right now IMO, but if you want to add stuff, feel free

>>34299856
threadomancer here
gonna revive this shit
fuck i love being high and drunk
it's the only time i can feel anything otherwise i'm a numb blob of shit

>>34303019
I am satisfied.
>>34303117
>high and drunk
jelly desu, I haven't had weed in years. Jump aboard for a bit, friendo!

>>34303220
desu i will because this thread needs some jam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkeyJw3cdXc

>>34303117
it's the best. at this point, I can no longer do either on their own

>>34303264
don't make me whip out the /a/ untz!
>if there are none, click skip
I'M ON TO YOU, FUCKING GOOGLE ASSHOLES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCz3dK_F_Bc
pretty much how i feel originally

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Quimera imperial stout 8,2. Strong liquory cofee taste, some chocolate hints.
Szotz red ale 5,2. Tofee like flavor, bubbly.

>>34303264
>>34303330
I don't like weeb music, not gonna put it on the synch
>>34303449
sounds really nice, I love stouts

Bourbon. Neat.

It's Bulleit btw.

>>34303600

WOW COOL TRIPFAGGING YOU FAG FAG

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>>34303449
My dealer ran out of weed so i am left half way of my usual high. Bad luck friendos.

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these are the comfiest threads on 4chan

>>34299856
Samson I think im starting to fall in love with you

>>34303600
Yes, there is a trend of craft beers here in my country (Chile). So you can buy them in some supermarkets for 1,3 usd more or less. You can get pretty wasted for 4 dollars and enjoy some very nice beers.

>>34303616
that is indeed a nice bourbon
>>34303620
sad, maybe better luck tomorrow?
>>34303686
I seriously doubt that
>>34303767
damn, it's never that cheap here in CA

>>34299856
do you play any video games samsonite .

>>34303650
Hawhawhaw.
I wish senpai i really love my crafts stouts and a fat joint.

Thank christ i found your thread samps

Whats up man im about 3 sheets to the wind now

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Rum and coke.
Will probably fall asleep after one or two drinks, I'm exhausted.

>>34304069
sometimes play cs:go and chivalry
>>34304877
I'm about 3 million sheets into hyperspace right now

Bourbon, thanks.

Hey Sam, tell me about love : how come normies seem unaffected when they lose it while it crushe us, robots, harder and harder everytime ?

>>34305565
because they have more emotional intelligence than we do. that is just a fact

>>34305565
Love is also seen, consciously or subconsciously as a commodity- commodities are valued by both their actual value and the value held int their rarity.
Love is rare for a bot, much rarer than it would be for a normie.

>>34305587
>tfw to intelignet to love.

>>34305627
That's what i tought, yeah.
Thank guys, made me fell better. Hope youll find it and never lose it.

>>34305661
Love is an organism all to itself, all that was beauty can decline into duty, and five years in with the passion seemingly "gone" you can find yourself falling back in "love" like you were a kid again. It's not a sensation, but something you foster and maintain.

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shitwater burgerpiss

though i'm about to quite literally cut my arm off to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYqcvCdmeW0

>>34305661
I'm too stupid myself
>>34305819
god damn, have enough self respect to drink a better beer

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>>34305917
>literally the most efficient beer money can buy
alright, faggot

oh, and listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjg-ZboPZpI

>>34305989
nah, Steel Reserve is much more efficient, and tastes better

smoking the sweet leaf and listening to death in june
maybe i'll have some absinthe

>>34306204
Am I just a pleb, or is absinthe like overpriced non sugary jagemeister?
Anise is anise, something that strong doesn't seem to vary too much.

>>34306242
idk, does jagermeister taste like black liquorice?

Just got back from the bars, goodnight

>>34306273
yeah, as does absinthe

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>>34306172
sucks for you i live in a civilized state where your steel mill nonsense isn't readily available

>tfw want to fuck the kike
Feels impossibly bad, man.

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>>34306242
american "absinthe" is severely castrated
>>34306204
good taste nigga

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>>34299856
Tonight was gin and tonic. Threw some lime and lemon slices in there for a garnish of citrus.

I wonder if that hemingway obsessed boy still lingers around these threads. Marty, here. But seriously what the fuck was that all about

>>34300105
Kek
orgn

>7 beers in

You seem like a cool dude, would sail the seven seas and sing sea shanies with

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>24 beers in
>not tired
>just buzzing
>still as lost and disgruntled as usual

Hey man, I'm gonna close my tab.

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>mfw OP looks like a metalhead

Do the words

>Bolt Thrower
>Dragged into Sunlight

mean anything to you?

>>34307610
Not OP but I just gave the album "Hatred for mankind" a good listen. My thanks to you brother SICK AS FUCK!!

Threw some whiskey in the bottom part of an extra large cup from burger king and filled the rest with soda. I didn't drink it fast enough for it to do much damage. The damage came when I smoked a bit of weed after that

I just took a five hour energy
listening to "What went wrong"-Blink 182

>>34299856
Man I sure would love the shit out of this thread if OP WAS A LITTLE MORE FUCKING ACTIVE!!

anyone tried mixing coffee and vodka? i heard the coffee is supposed to sweeten the taste of the vodka but i don't want to fuck up my heart

>>34305400
Yeah i just regained conciousness and went to bed

>>34307916
go for it anon. i've done coffee creamer in vodka and it was tasty and unless you're on an extensive dose of amphetamines you shouldn't worry about your heart.

>>34301857
>yfw turbovikingmetalchad
y r u not out there crushing cunnies m8? r u a homosex?