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>>34324894
implants or become a tranny

shave your head doofus. that looks horrible!

>>34324894

A 12 gauge shotgun is under $200.

I'll do it for free


origannnnno

c-can i ride your cock too? (a boy)

>sucking dick so you can work
so that's like sucking dick just so you can metaphorically suck more dick
I don't see how I benefit from this

Got a haircut today for the first time in over 2 years. Still not sure how to feel about it.

>>34324701
Where do you go mate? What specifically makes you anxious?

>>34324717
Post pics of your hair

>armpits full of sweat once the barber removes my coat

REEEEEEEEE

>>34324680

>*whistling*
>scraggly neckbeard
>Ta-Ta!

It is a relief to know I'm not the most autistic person on the planet.

>>34324811
the best part is his fucking crazy laughter after saying ta-ta

>>34324680
There was a kid a while back who got super excited about getting 10 likes on a vid and it went viral on reddit and this kid's channel exploded over night.

Now every autist with a gaming channel pretends to be excited over nothing in hopes of getting more attention.

Summer break in 6th grade
I had real friends for the first time and we spent the whole time outside doing weird shit
I might have huge nostalgia glasses but I remember that being the only time I had ever approached contentment

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>>34324542
im very happy anon c:

Stacy wanted to talk to me alone. She was in a relationship but had feelings for me. We talked and she told me she liked me. She gave me a hug and looked at me and I parted her hair away from her eyes.


Best part was, I had a gf and she didn't even know.

Yes I am Chad. nod rlly

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>everything is still drifting and pulsing
>hand eye ordination completely fucked, having to correct my typing every three words
>tertis effect in full force, most surfaces has notes from project diva gliding on them

Atleast the faces are gone

I noticed that too

>Always used to see things moving in the corners of my eyes
>As I get older it gets worse
>It starts with small animals that aren't there
>Then
>Hallucinating bugs on my skin, shadow people lunging at me, shadow people stalking me
>Take antipsychotics
>They disappear

Showed dem fuckers

>>34324788
I have something that is very similar.

>>34324441
See you on the other side, brother.

oorriiggiinnaall

>>34324441
go to where?

good luck mate, see ya

It's hard for me to hate humans. I can hate what they do very easily, though. We're just enacting our pain and our obvious inability to handle the shit that's being thrown at us for incomprehensible/nonexistent reasons.

Every shitty thing someone does can be traced back to something, because shittiness is a meme.

I wish I had powers like The Emperor from 40K so I could steer humanity towards a less shitty path.

>>34324435
Well anon, you need to consider that nothing is good with no people, because goodness only exists to sentient beings capable of abstract thought (aka humans).

>>34324426
Alright OP, this thread is fresh so I know you're still here.

Please explain why you've made this thread 7 times now. What are you hoping to discuss? Who is your target audience?

>>34324426
>i'm not a machine
what made her say that?

>>34324426
is there a video? that pussy looks good

i'm actually the opposite, it's starting to even become a disease

i think every girl is either flirting with me or head over hills in love O_O

though i'm sorta obsessed with my looks...

>>34324330
I don't think it ever happened to me at least one time.

>>34324397
please don't post in my thread man

>>34324315
>tfw the door is open and the lights are on even though no one is in the room


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE JUST SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR AND TURN OFF THE LIGHT SWICH JESUS FUCK THAT SHIT COSTS MONEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY

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>people who keep their light on in teir room
JUST USE UR PC SCREEN OH WAIT NORMIE HAHAH BTFO BTFO NORMIES GET FUCKED

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people who have their desktop screens filled with fucking shortcut icons

>>34324287
broke up with le gf of over one year.
>feels bad man

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The fact that I can't fuck her cause she has a boyfriend

want to just like comfy in bed for the rest of the weekend

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I should have died instead of him. He had so much going for him

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;_; be strong robbotty

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>>34324323
Hey no suicide encouraging

>>34324268
unless you grew up in the 90's you haven't a clue

>>34324292
I'm 24 so the emo culture was still lingering in the shadows

>>34324268
>tfw 26
>16 in '06
>qt emos everywhere
>too beta

what does god think about cut vs uncut?

I'm starting to hate god. What can I do to fix this?

>>34324260
what does god think of trannies?