"Listen, I've had my eye on you and have been thinking

I'll do it for free


origannnnno

c-can i ride your cock too? (a boy)

>sucking dick so you can work
so that's like sucking dick just so you can metaphorically suck more dick
I don't see how I benefit from this

I'd suck it for free, that gay?

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>>34324796
Okay boss thank you so much for the job opportunity!

>>34324796
only if you are poz

Not even moderately gay, but the thought of those big balls slapping against my ass gives me a boner.

>>34324796
>$500k starting salary
>just has to suck a cock
Who the fuck would be stupid enough to turn this down? I don't even care if you're straight, the answer is obvious

>Not knocking him out instantly

>>34324941
>not even moderately gay

yeah dude you are advanced level gay

>>34324947
>Who the fuck would be stupid enough to turn this down?
religious people and insecure guys wouldn't do it.

Or they'd do it and kill themselves shortly after which is pretty much the same

>>34324947
don't be gullible, you know it will have to be a regular thing?

>>34325256
Not that anon but I hope it would be a regular thing.

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>>34325256
There's millions of people that do ten times what you would do for that job and only get paid a hundredth of the salary. Stop being an ungrateful first world lady.

>That douchey goatee
>Hair
>Completely ill fitting suit
How about you get a sense of style first, fuccboi