>tfw no cure for male pattern baldness

>>34324894
implants or become a tranny

shave your head doofus. that looks horrible!

>>34324894

A 12 gauge shotgun is under $200.

>>34324894
It's called rogaine you moron. That shit works.

fin + minox

>>34324894
Wear a hat. Fuck the over complicated things, the simple solutions have been around for ages.

>>34324894
Finasteride / Dutasteride, and Minoxidil. Don't complain about losing your hair if you haven't tried to preserve it

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take solace in your manliness

>>34324894
Shave your head, holy shit. As bad as you think it'll look the truth is it will look way better than that shit.

>>34324957
If it worked why are so many men bald?

What are the side effects of using regaine?

>>34325017
Because people don't believe everything they see and/or don't have money.

>>34325017
>>34325047
It doesn't work for everyone. I gave it a shot and had no effects.

>take finasteride 1.25mg daily
>use rogaine once a day (it stays in your skin for 22 hours and if you use it twice it will dry out all the skin on your head making your face look a slight bit older)
>use nizoral prescription strength anti-dandruff shampoo mondays and thursdays, make sure to rub it into your scalp and leave it for 5 minutes or so so that it is properly absorbed.

My baldness is significantly less so since I've been doing this for about a year. I don't have before/after pics, and it didn't bring my hairline back, but it did restore enough of the hair on the crown of my head that it's not obvious I'm balding anymore.

>>34324957
>>34325017
You have to avoid alcohol. Modern medicine is a gods damned meme as usual. Can't even cure a virus. Not a single one.

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shave your head or wear a rug if you're that insecure about it

being asian

high testosterone causes hair loss.

>>34324894
Oh god that's revolting

Just get a buzz like the rest of us