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>god gives us long arms
>literally fuck ourselves with them
>god gives us intelligence and opposable thumbs
>use them to make vacuum cleaners
>literally fuck ourselves with them
I put a vacuum cleaner on my cock when I was 5, felt weird.
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>>34422892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lG9gm4a9rk
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>>34422892
This is why Roe v Wade is important
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>>34422892
source? ive done this before as well
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Do robots know calculus?
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>>34422871
Im not doing your homework lol
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>>34422871
I can't even remember how to do algebra
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>>34422871
I used to but I forgot it all in about a year
Do cats have life on easiest mode?
Why don't you just transition to a cat and fuck some pussy
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>>34422831
two words:
Barbed penises
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>Why don't you just transition to a cat
OK
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>>34422831
cats = white bois
dogs = blacks
>cum smells like pancake batter
Is this one of those things I should be worried about?
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>>34422786
>he has the virgin cum
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>>34422786
Lol virgin. Have sex, then it'll smell normal
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>>34422821
I'm not a virgin though, cum still smells like pancake batter
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Borderline Personality Disorder Sister Tales 2017-01-26 07:28:58 Post No.34422762
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Borderline Personality Disorder Sister Tales
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>20 years old
>older sister is 24
>she has an overweight orbiter who she fleeces money from all the time
>hates him because he's a Muslim and says he deserves anything he gets for that reason
>she tells him that she will be his girlfriend if he sends her a naked video of himself saying "I'm Kelly's bitch, I'm Kelly's bitch" over and over
>she calls him after he sends her the video
>she doesn't say anything, just laughs uproariously at him for a solid minute before hanging up
>sends the video to all her friends
Does anyone else have Borderline Personality sisters? She's nice to me because I'm her little brother, which I'm eternally thankful for.
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this is depressing, get a job and get out of there
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i have bdp but im a guy so everyone just thinks im an asshole or a faggot
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>>34422774
I'm employed, though prices are high since I live in the city. I hope to move out in the spring if all goes well.
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>Be me at CVS with 2 friends
>In the easter section looking at easter candy
>Friend comments about how he wants to fuck the cashier
>We laugh
>A little girl about 6 years old runs by screaming mommy mommy mommy
>I tell my friends how I would like to stick my dick up her ass as she says that
>They dont laugh and just look at me
>They wont stop with the pedo jokes
>Im now known as the pedo around town
I fucking hate normies. It was just a joke. Anyone else have similar stories where normies ruined your life for having no humor?
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>>34422752
Dude, She's six.
Come on.
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Holy fuck you belong on this board. You're beyond socially retarded if you think that was a joke
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>>34422779
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, LEAVE NORMIE
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>It's another spending as much time asleep as possible on your days off of work so you can escape the depression episode.
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oh how sad and pathetic do you want some sympathy i have just a tiny bit to give
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>>34422826
Thanks senpai hit me up with what you can
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>>34422741
get on prozac. you dont have to suffer like that. :)
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>January is already almost over
how'd 2017 start out for everyone folks
>got diagnosed psychotic
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I've been NEETing hard all day everyday. I barely notice the time passing.
>>got diagnosed psychotic
What was that like?
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I just threw away about 15g of weed because it started to mold.FUCK
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Every day is the same, I don't even notice time passing anymore.
Life just isn't worth it, robros
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Has anyone else's memory gone to shit?
for some reason I'm having trouble remembering a lot of events in my life that happened more than a year ago, it's really strange. I don't like it.
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>>34422700
Mine's always been shit. I think it's partly to do with my parents gas lighting me constantly throughout my childhood and schizophrenia, I'm always unsure what's a false memory and what actually happened.
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>>34422700
Yeah. I think it's a side-effect of an idle brain, at least for me. I haven't learned something new in a long time, I never work my brain anymore with subjects like calculus, physics, philosophy, and all the stuff that school kept me busy with.
Also that year I smoked weed didn't help.
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I used to have a photographic memory but I never did any work in school so I got shit grades and got rejected from the schools I applied to. Five years later after spending the entire time working menial jobs and spending the rest of my time on r9k, and I feel like my brain is 95% dead. It really is "use it or lose it". Depression doesn't help either btw.
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Take a browse at our wares, citizen
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>>34422687
Let me get one of those 40 oz's of lysol and uh, is there any place I can buy some of your pajama pants around here?
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>>34422687
How much for the baby and a bucket
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>>34422773
30,000 Won for it
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Whatever the anon under you posts/describes is what you will have sex with.
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537lbs man with a 4" dick that insists on topping, you could convince him to bottom, but you might pop his piles.
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>you will have sex with
your mother
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A 10/10 qt grill
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What makes women evil in one sentence 2017-01-26 07:17:48 Post No.34422590
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What makes women evil in one sentence
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Dont go passed one sentence and just say what makes women evil.
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Disproportionality with respect to options in the sex economy.
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Pussy pass and beta minions.
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>>34422618
Yeah, because women shape the man-made global legal gambling scam.
Shut the fuck up
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>see something incredibly fap worthy on 4chan
>go into masturbatorium mode
>fap so hard you almost pass out
>tfw miss the end of the anime movie you were watching due to your horndog level
It's a confusing feeling and one very unique to robots I believe
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Fapping, falling asleep minutes later, waking up an hour later, fapping again, then going back to sleep is top tier.
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>tfw your butt starts to sweat from fapping too long
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>>34422713
>it happens when you haven't been eating enough fiber
>tfw you see the brown stain
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Are cute boys welcome on /r9k/? Aspiring trap here.
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>>34422525
Yeah, I think if you're an attractive person who frequents r9k you're more likely to be cute than handsome.
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>>34422525
With open arms anon-kun. But, now this is just a formality, /r9k/ needs proof of your cute boyishness. It doesn't have to be nudes, but they are encouraged.
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>>34422580
O-okay! Here goes nothing!W-what would you do with me?
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h-hey anon. I don't really care if you have autism, or if you're shy.. I think you're kind of cute the way you are.... d-do you want to possibly w-watch anime at your place....?
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>>34422496
yes.
orion
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>>34422496
My god what I'd do for this to happen
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>>34422496
>Shit that will never happen
Yes, yes, then I wake up and all that from the bad dream.