Do cats have life on easiest mode? Why don't you just transition

>>34422831
two words:
Barbed penises

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>>34422831
>Why don't you just transition to a cat
OK

>>34422831
cats = white bois
dogs = blacks

>>34422831

Cat life is god mode

>get to lounge in the sun all day
>use owners as personal heating beds at night when it's cold
>get to hunt and kill animals for sport and for fun and everyone thinks it's cute
>get free food from owners
>get to come and go whenever they want
>can jump super high like it's nothing

Fuck man, I'd love to be a cat. Those furry bastards have it all

>>34424028

more like

cat = introvert master race
dog = extrovert slave race

>>34422831
Was the pun intentional?

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>>34424105
Except most cat owners are total loud spergs too

>>34424338

I'm pretty quiet and reclusive though, which is why I prefer cats, since they're self-sufficient and only require the bare minimum amount of effort to keep them healthy and happy.

I like a pet that only likes to cuddle occasionally, and the rest of the time can keep themselves entertained.

Dogs are too needy and attention-grabby.