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>god gives us long arms
>literally fuck ourselves with them
>god gives us intelligence and opposable thumbs
>use them to make vacuum cleaners
>literally fuck ourselves with them
I put a vacuum cleaner on my cock when I was 5, felt weird.
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>>34422892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lG9gm4a9rk
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>>34422892
This is why Roe v Wade is important
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>>34422892
source? ive done this before as well
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>>34422892
>god gives us fingers
>faggots stick them in their anus
humanity was a mistake
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>>34423227
Indeed it was.. Indeed it was
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one of my girls was talking about how she accidentally vacuumed her brother's hand, the skin got pulled off and everything
>I lost it when she said "but I saved him when I turned it off, so it all balances out!"
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>>34423626
Cuz that's how vacuum's and human skin work
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>>34422892
God should've have given us pleasure sensors all over our hands.
It'd be cash if you could jack off while jacking off.
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