>Be me at CVS with 2 friends >In the easter section looking

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>Be me at CVS with 2 friends
>In the easter section looking at easter candy
>Friend comments about how he wants to fuck the cashier
>We laugh
>A little girl about 6 years old runs by screaming mommy mommy mommy
>I tell my friends how I would like to stick my dick up her ass as she says that
>They dont laugh and just look at me
>They wont stop with the pedo jokes
>Im now known as the pedo around town

I fucking hate normies. It was just a joke. Anyone else have similar stories where normies ruined your life for having no humor?

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:30:21 Post No.34422779
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>>34422752
Dude, She's six.
Come on.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:30:48 Post No.34422787
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Holy fuck you belong on this board. You're beyond socially retarded if you think that was a joke

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:31:13 Post No.34422793
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>>34422779
IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE, LEAVE NORMIE

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:31:57 Post No.34422802
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:31:57 Post No.34422802 [Report]

that is just weird man i would cut you off 2 desu

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:32:49 Post No.34422817
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:32:49 Post No.34422817 [Report]

>>34422802
>>34422787
So im not allowed to make sex jokes?

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:33:09 Post No.34422828
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:33:09 Post No.34422828 [Report]

>>34422752
They cut their losses so they would'nt look like an autist like you.

Kudos to those two.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:35:06 Post No.34422858
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:35:06 Post No.34422858 [Report]

>>34422828
I still hang out with them. They just wont stop with the pedo jokes and dont even call me by my name anymore. They call me baby fucker now and I just want to know how to make it stop

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:35:44 Post No.34422867
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>>34422817
That's not a sex joke you autist. Nobody says they want to fuck children as a joke. If my friend said that I'd stop hanging with them, cuz that's weird as fuck. Even for a robot

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:36:43 Post No.34422882
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>>34422752
Dont be a fag who talks about ass fucking a cashier in a store in front of the whole world.

Do you have any decemcy you fucking nigger?

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:37:10 Post No.34422888
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>>34422867
I wish the normies would leave and someone would give me real advice who KNOWS what a joke is.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:40:40 Post No.34422940
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>>34422752

I'm not autistic enough to say that out loud, but I do think that joke is pretty funny.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:40:43 Post No.34422941
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>>34422888
Even weirdos don't make "jokes" like that my dude

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:42:54 Post No.34422970
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>>34422888
You joked about fucking a kid and now they're joking about you being a pedophile. It is actually YOU who does not know how to take a joke.

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:43:34 Post No.34422976
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:43:34 Post No.34422976 [Report]

>>34422941
See
>>34422940

Only normies are attacking me in this thread and ruining my board

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:45:33 Post No.34422999
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:45:33 Post No.34422999 [Report]

At least you didn't go full /pol/ in your women's studies class

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:47:02 Post No.34423022
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Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:47:02 Post No.34423022 [Report]

>>34422999
Those are some nice numbers my dude

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:52:01 Post No.34423087
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>>34422976
>be op
>make joke about fucking children like an autist
>friends react accordingly
>seek validation on r9k
>even robots think you're autistic
>"REEE EVERYONE IS A NORMIE"

you dun goofed tbqh

Anonymous 2017-01-26 07:54:15 Post No.34423121
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>>34423087
Why did the normie visit /r9k/? To make himself feel better. Fuck off normie

Anonymous 2017-01-26 08:07:47 Post No.34423278
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>>34423121
Case in point my autistic friend

Anonymous 2017-01-26 08:17:14 Post No.34423399
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>>34423278
SHUT UP YOU FUCKING NORMIE FUCK YOU FUCK

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