>see something incredibly fap worthy on 4chan
>go into masturbatorium mode
>fap so hard you almost pass out
>tfw miss the end of the anime movie you were watching due to your horndog level
It's a confusing feeling and one very unique to robots I believe
Fapping, falling asleep minutes later, waking up an hour later, fapping again, then going back to sleep is top tier.
>tfw your butt starts to sweat from fapping too long
>>34422713
>it happens when you haven't been eating enough fiber
>tfw you see the brown stain
>tfw pubes have grown so long they get in the way of fapping
Laydown on bed and Fapping.
Lazy to clean it
Wear my underwear
Sleep
Something unpleaseant feel
Clean it robot clean it
>Scrapes white discharge out of vagina
>long nail filled with white thingy
>no clean cause lazy
>>34424767
Probably about halfway thru your cycle. The mucus discharge the more fertile you are in your cycle.
>>34424767
You are not a girl so please stop pretending to be one, it's not cute or funny.
>>34424805
I'm cute and funny stfu :3