Are cute boys welcome on /r9k/? Aspiring trap here.

>>34422525
Yeah, I think if you're an attractive person who frequents r9k you're more likely to be cute than handsome.

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>>34422525
With open arms anon-kun. But, now this is just a formality, /r9k/ needs proof of your cute boyishness. It doesn't have to be nudes, but they are encouraged.

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>>34422580
O-okay! Here goes nothing!

W-what would you do with me?

>>34422644
Cutie

Oreganooo

>>34422644
really cute. I'm jealous.
I'd hug you and take you on dates.

>>34422747
>>34422757
>tfw no bf to call you qt irl and all your close guy friends think you're just gay

god i need a boyfrieeeeeend

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>>34422644
oh man if thats you youre actually really super cute

>>34422850
it's me! i promise!

>>34422901
ahhhh leave this place

go find a bf to love you

>>34422901
do you have any more pics to share??

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>>34422644
uuuu
I wasn't expecting this cute of a cuteboy

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>>34422922
Why? I like it here. I like being among the social outcasts, since I'm a social cripple in real life. My only internet friend said I was basically Tomoko with a feminine penis. On my really girlmode days I can barely speak and I trip over myself. C-can I be an honorary tripfig? I can tell cute stories about me, if you want.

>>34422982
if you have cute stories i'd love to hear some

>>34422982
Can you be my g-g-g-g-g-g-girlfriend(male)?

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>>34422982
Yeah, be a tripfag! I miss the Golden Era of Tripfags when Bandage, Aoi, and Cocoa all posted.

>>34422982
ok, if that's what ya want! good luck with your quest

hey its me dotsy, ive been a trap since i was 5 years old and i caught my weiner on a fence.
it has been really hard for me to live with myself for the past 15 years. i hope u all have nice lifes!!

>>34422992
Well, I try to be cute. I had a big crush on a boy last year, but he broke my heart once a real girl came along. But we played lots of vidya together at night when it was cold and he made me really happy, and I liked him bunches. Now he's a normie and all the girls want him and he makes me cry a lot when I think about him. But that's sad, not cute.

Umm, one time, a boy catcalled me! From behind, we were the only ones on the stairs, he whistled. I turned around and gave him a smile and a peace sign, but I was super shaky, and he just apologized a bunch and we both walked off awkwardly. I didn't know him.

>>34423026
Okay! Um... I promise I'll only use it in relevant cute boy threads. I hate tripfags that muck everything with their stupid attentiony stuff. They make me feel like I want to puke! <3

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>>34423078
>"I hate tripfags that muck everything up with their stupid attentiony stuff"

this lack of self awareness

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>tfw easily more cute and feminine than op but no interest in being trap
Tbh pretty much everyone that I've met on omegle that browse here have said I'm like a trap rose or some shit, but I don't like it. It is fun to think about though.

>>34423119
Well, this is my thread! I don't go into feels threads and tease anons, or shitpost selfies in other people's threads. Then you should take off your trip and be polite. I love you, anon! Please don't be so upset. But I understand what you're saying. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

>>34423127
you have to be the trap both in body and in mind

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>>34423078
Its sort of been the opposite for me. I recently got a gf and her constant explaining of how much she wants to sex me is not arousing and kind of annoying. you should be my bf instead

>>34423153
hmm, I dunno anon, I'm not a homewrecker :3

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>>34423143
My feelings arent hurt. Your blantant attention whoring is just annoying. Especially when you're trying to claim

"Im not like those other guise teehee!!"

You still made a trip for the purpose of garnering attention. I guess you just make me wanna puke.

>>34423176
if i think you're cute, am i gay? is that how this works?

>>34423184
Aww, well, you came to my thread anyways! If you reaaaaaaaaaaaally didn't care you wouldn't have posted anything anyways, thereby bumping my thread... are you a little tsundere, anon? <3

>>34423176
aw cmon, you need a bf, i need to get out of this relationship, and id probably end up hurting her in the long run anyway

everyone wins

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>>34423189
>"Does falling for a generic twink make me gay?"

Yes. Or at least bisexual

>>34423223
cool! whatever, man

>>34423233
>>34423200
>>34423144
>>34422922
>>34422644
>all these pro-Boomerang dubs
I, for one, welcome our new queen.

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>>34423200
I never said I didn't care. Obviously I do care about annoying attention whores who have such empty lives they need to desperately fish for any attention possible. It'll never be enough for you, you'll always be empty inside if you're trying to gain self worth through others.

>>34423268
Anon, I think that you should find something that really makes you happy. Bottling up your anger and taking it out through the internet isn't healthy. Release your passion through some creative medium! We both know I won't change. You're hitting a wall and expecting it to move. I like /r9k/ because I love talking to the people here. Be happy! There is peace in the solidarity of knowing oneself. Find yourself, anon, don't just spew vitriol at people on the internet. It's a wasteful exercise.
Lots of love,
Boomerang <3

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boomerang is cute! CUTE!!

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>>34423346
You too, anon!

I'm your biggest fan!

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>>34423326
You keep telling yourself that it's me that's not happy anon. If I was spewing vitriol I'd be acting more like that Johnny Neptune guy who's been showing up in random trap threads lately. If you don't change, oh well.

You're just so easy to see through. Every time you've responded to me you try to imply that I'm just unhappy, or angry, or whatever other excuse you could use to make it seem like I've lost my cool or something.

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>>34423396
Do you like Mugi, Boomerang? Mugi is my favorite!

>>34423407
Mugi is adorable! But Ritsu was my favorite, if we're being honest. Mugi is still an adorable princess, anon. I hope you find a Mugi gf some day soon!
>>34423404
I never said you lost your cool. You do seem unhappy, though. I just want you to be happy! Lots of people here are unhappy, and I want to do a little to make them happy. Maybe I'm trying to drink the sea, but every drop counts. You understand?

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>>34423450
Your fakey positive attitude does nothing, its just a fake personality you're trying to force so that its recognizable along with your trip. You keep telling yourself that I'm just unhappy though. That makes it a lot easier for you Im sure

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>>34423504
This positive attitude isn't fake, I'll have you know. I really am just a happy person! You're worrying me, anon, I feel like you're hurt somehow. Maybe you just... want to be loved. Anon, I hope someone loves you soon. I think they will, if you let them, and you let yourself. I think you can find love in lots of places that you might not think of. Especially the mirror. Talk to yourself, anon. Get to know... you! <3

>>34423504
>he doesn't want a genuinely cute boy to slut it up and be a cutie and improve the general morale of the board

Are you Satan, by any chance?

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>>34423557
>implying im not loved
>"tee hee this isn't faked at all"
>"oh gee guys im just like tomoko irl"
>"a-anon I love you, i just want you to be happy"
>"why dont you learn to love yourself anon"

Im fine dude, my life is swell. I've got loved ones. Obviously the only thing you can keep falling back on is this whole "oh i care, i just want you to love yourself. You seem like such a miserable person" schtick.
>>34423609
Just a healthy bit of realism. The fake personality is just annoying af

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>>34423624
Fake it till you make it, anon! I promise, it's not fake! A little shaky in person, but I'm not fake! If you aren't sad, I guess you aren't sad. I still think it's wasteful to argue with me. Let's just... coexist.

>>34423609
He's okay for a twink I guess. The big nose and squinty eyes aren't very cute. Definitely not a trap face

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>>34423656
It might be wasteful, but no skin off my nose. Also your use of the phrase "fake it till you make it" implies that you are indeed faking it. Just be honest, you're trying to make a little name for yourself on this website with the dumb trip and the exuberant fake personality.

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>>34423669
>that face
>not fucking adorable

let's play spot the pleb
found him

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>>34423656
wow! boomerang-chan is so cool!

>>34423734
I've seen plenty better trap faces on this board anon-kun. I'm just saying hes not trap material, only an average twink. Nothing wrong with that

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>>34423721
>>34423734
>the EXACT SAME REIMU IMAGE BY TWO DIFFERENT POSTERS
What's going on!?

Also, I really do want to spread goodwill. I feel like that's... absent here, oftentimes. I want robots to love, and be loved, and I will have it! I will make it so! I have the power!
>>34423747
Thankies <3

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>>34423781
You're no better than any other tripfag anon. Your whole "I just wanna make everyone happy" routine is getting old now. You're not even saying anything new anymore. Just slightly rewording what you keep parroting from anime

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>>34423835
Whatever you say, anon! My crusade is holy!
Felicitatem vult! J'ai aimable!

>>34423835
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>>34423905
I believe in Boomerang!

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>>34423905
At least you've finally stopped writing like an emo girl from the myspace era. Now you just have to accept that you're going to be "literally who" forever. Night anon.

>inb4 "o-oh sweet dreams anon! I love you, i-i-i-i hope you find happiness one day. H-h-have a good day tomorrow, I'll always be rooting for you"

>>34423965
Beat me to it! I will be rooting for you!

> boomerang wants to provide widespread happiness for robots
This leads me down lewd thoughts. Any other robots feel?

>>34424009
oh jeez
i'm not sure i like where this is going

>>34424009
Boomerang is NOT a slut

Boomerang is PURE

>>34422525
Why would the only worthwhile thread be saged?

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>>34424116
Thanks, anon <3
J'aime mes fans!

>>34424164
the powers that be don't want me spreading that good cute cheer <3

>>34424186
dont let this be the last thread, boomerang

i love you

>>34424116
>not wanting to have group sex with an adorable trap

Someone better at writing please greentext this. Sorry Boomerang-chan

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>>34424220
I won't! I will come back with a vengeance! Or you can summon me tomorrow morning!

>>34424223
fug DDDDDD:

>>34424244
Dubs confirm we should start shilling Boomerang-chan for the good of the people

>>34424244
boomerang do you like video games? do you have steam?

>>34424368
I have steam, but I'm a console pleb. I love racing games, you can see my wheel setup in the first pic i posted