Post a better song
pro tip: you can't.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPajWtrDRFk
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>>34481976
https://youtu.be/Mu4ab4Kxg4s
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzD2rvUnyJ4
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>>34481976
>>34482688
>>34482727
go fap to blacked.com you wigger faggots
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What is your opinion on male nurses? I'm interested becoming a one. Is nursing robot approved profession?
The consensus what I've heard that it's a big meme.
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It's like male cheerleaders, everyone thinks you're a massive faggot but who cares when you're surrounded by pussy. Although nurses are not cheerleaders, so it's up to you.
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>>34481970
You will be a joke compared to Dr. Chad and his notebook full of women
>>34478314
Remember that Chad always wins
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>>34481970
anyone whose job it is to make other peoples lives better or relieve pain/suffering has my respect. do it.
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Red flags for guys in general 2017-01-29 12:15:13 Post No.34481930
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Red flags for guys in general
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Doesn't have to be in a romantic sense. Just stuff that makes you think, "This guy's a fucking douche."
>swole, physically fit
>good-looking
>has a lot of sex with a lot of women
>rich
>has a really nice car
>shit taste in music
>wears polos a lot
>drinks a lot of alcohol, especially beer like Coors, etc.
>popular
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>>34481930
>Reads OPs list
>Immediately thinks LARP
>Then thinks.. sounds like a dude who has his shit together who can pick his wife while although at first reluctant.. she winds up wanting it
Women everyone
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>>34481930
except for the shit taste in music
That one idk why you put that there
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>>34481991
Being successful with women doesn't make them any less of a douchebag.
>>34482015
Every dudebro I've ever met has had the most plebeian taste in music.
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Would you date a girl with gender dysphoria? Assuming that she doesn't want to transition.
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>>34481925
Sure, I'd fuck the gender dysphoria right out of you. Anally, would you believe it.
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>women's personality barely tolerable as is
>add a bunch of fucked up mental shit on top of it
lol no
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>>34481925
No, having a stupid made-up mental illness is one of the biggest red flags out there
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Is it truly better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
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>>34481766
no
originaifnakdkeid
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>>34481766
Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and feel like I'm drowning in regret because I had love but lost it due to my own mistakes.
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>>34481766
No
Also that girl is hot
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I'm bored, so I will respond to every post in this thread.
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tell us about your first kiss and blowjob
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>>34481743
Hello, what memes do you like?
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how to seX?
Sup /r9k/
Judging by recent events,Trump's policies, China military official saying war with US is ''becoming practical reality'' and Iran closing borders for US citizens as well ( more countries can follow this), how likely is a WW3 ?
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>>34481706
>and Iran closing borders for US citizens
Whatever will we do :(
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>>34481706
>women are now serving and sleeping with male Marines on the battlefield
Looks like if I get drafted I can get a QT marine gf
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>meanwhile, at JFK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaSRYecKaqc
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recount the last time you asked out a girl on a date directly and what happened
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>>34481636
She said yes. It was OK Cupid, the date was really awkward, we never talked again.
The last date I went on before that was 2010, and the one before that was 2007. At this rate my next date will be around 2020.
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I never have
origibaloon
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I went to go meet her in town, she never replied to my texts. It was a second date; on the first she said I look like a meth whore (fembot)
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>can't fit in my car anymore
>have to get mom to drive for fast food (2 or 3 times a day)
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I'm gonna need to know what type of car each of you drive so I have some point of reference
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>>34481600
Why is your mom enabling your fat ass?
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>>34481637
It's just a mazda sedan
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Alright, guys. I've had enough of this Bogdonoff meme. Im actually neighbour with the bogdanoffs.
Memes aside they are good guys, very respectful, got invited to their house on 2014 new years eve when they saw me drinking alone in the sidewalk, they just told me to "put on something nice". Needless to say i had a good time, even for a robot, best food i've ever had and that booze selection my god dont even remind me of that.
However they are very sensitive about their looks, they obviously know they fucked up big time. Last saturday i saw them at the mart, tried to make idle talk with mr igor (his brother was picking fruits, waved at him from afar), but he sounded very sad, told me he had to hurry up. Now obviously they know about this stupid meme and pretty sure people irl made fun of them (more than usual). We arent close friends but they are actually good people but also old and fragile both physically and mentally.
Now i dont (and i cant) stop bogposting but think about it before making fun of them, would you like random people making fun of your sick grandma just because the way she looks, taking it on a level where people scream things at her irl?
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you're a gentle soul bogposter, so kind to these monsters...
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>>34481566
What are they like?
I pity them
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>>34481887
Why? They possess powers your tiny mind couldn't even begin to comprehend, mortal
Ok guys. I might not get another chance at talking to a roastie, as I am already starting to fuck this up. I haven't gotten a reply for a few days. Is there still hope? How do I fix this
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I'll update when she responds. Fuck me up senpai
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>>34481560
>I don't watch movies that often
Kek it's over
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>>34481582
shit you're dull
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>be me
>mummy 350lb muslim good boy
>live in iran
>all i dream of is amarican tendie
>wendy, popeye, mcdonald,
>tendie frowned upon in quran
>make me sad
>parent want me to join isis
>i just want to play vidya
>sega master system
>amazing graphic
>decide to go to america to finally taste sweet american tendie
>grab my passport
>kiss my waifu
>she in field with other goat
>set off on my journey
>step on landmine
>so fat it just break
>feelgoodinfidel
>can't fit on normal plane
>on plane surrounded by animal
>too beta to make move
>get to america
>can smell sweet tendie
>might be goat shit
>get to custom
>can see wendy in my sight
>man stop me
>tell me I'm banned from enter
>try to explain
"SHAKA KHAN KAJAGOOGOO TENDIES"
>can see him reaching for his gun
>try hard to explain
"BJORK SHAKIRA SHAKIRA TENDIES! BJORK SHAKIRA SHAKIRA TENDIES!"
>he try telling me to calm down
>not leave without tendie
>make break for it
>waddle toward wendy
>can see her freckle face smile at me
>she begging me to taste sweet tendie
>feel bullet pierce my big hairy back
>keep waddle
>so tired
>feel another
>fall to knee
>tendie within reach
>everything black
>just like harlem
>open my eye
>everything white
>just like vermont
>look around
>see box in distance
>crawl toward it
>chubby finger open it
>a glowing light blind me as i gaze into it
>as blindness clear i see sight i never expect
>a sight i never dare dream
>72 tendie
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>>34481532
>live in iran
>parent want me to join isis
Iranians are Shia Muslims, they have little in common the Islamic State's radical Sunni Islam. Good story otherwise OP
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>>34481674
there are iranian sunnis, just like there are iraqi shias, m8
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>>34481716
bad analogy.
proportionally there are far less iranian sunnies than iraqi shias. in fact there are more shias than sunnies in iraq.
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>Have mediocre 5" penis
>Feel really insecure about it
>Get salty about other men having bigger dicks
>Eventually begin to get turned on by it
>Start to finally accept that bigger is better
>Start fantasising about watching girls take big dicks
>Fap to videos where girls talk about how amazing big dicks are
>Develop a cuckold fetish
How do I stop?I'm not even trolling.
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>>34481526
You're in too deep. There's no turning back outside of electro shock therapy. Might as well see how deep the rabbit hole goes
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my dick has always been 3.5" hard so i just became a trap and it shrunk to 1" on the hormones
its cute and men love it :)
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Discontinue pornography, its those exact artificial insecurities that the industry thrives off of.
And bigger is not always better. Tall skinny dudes with big dicks never know how to pleasure a woman enough to get her wet so they always end up hurting the girl. Knowing how to make a girl cum is a lot more beneficial than having a big dick
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>gf expects me to still love her after she aborted my baby
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would you have taken care of the baby though?
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she has that right to abort her fetus
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>>34481548
I would have, to the best of my abilities.
>>34481552
Fuck you. Abortion is murder.
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Anon why don't you come out of your house and come protest against evil misogynist Trump with me?
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You are powerful bitch.
Go off without me.
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>>34481491
Because I get nervous in public places.
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I WANT TO FIND THIS QT AND RAPE HER