Doesn't have to be in a romantic sense. Just stuff that makes you think, "This guy's a fucking douche."
>swole, physically fit
>good-looking
>has a lot of sex with a lot of women
>rich
>has a really nice car
>shit taste in music
>wears polos a lot
>drinks a lot of alcohol, especially beer like Coors, etc.
>popular
>>34481930
>Reads OPs list
>Immediately thinks LARP
>Then thinks.. sounds like a dude who has his shit together who can pick his wife while although at first reluctant.. she winds up wanting it
Women everyone
>>34481930
except for the shit taste in music
That one idk why you put that there
>>34481991
Being successful with women doesn't make them any less of a douchebag.
>>34482015
Every dudebro I've ever met has had the most plebeian taste in music.
>>34481930
>swole, physically fit
What the fuck man?
>>34481991
Greentext is not emotes you fucking gaia faggot, get out.
>>34481930
>I-i-It's not that I can't get him, I just find him unattractive! Y-yeah, that's it...
dumb sour grapes whore
>>34482029
>A triggered beta wrote this list
>Go watch some more animus
for fucks sake
>>34482077
>Does not compute
ravioli
>>34481930
>offers to remove limb off roof
>rips out 10 shingles and throws them in the back of his truck like he doesn't know what the fuck happened
>blows the fuck out of your electricity box one winter, the bill was ridiculous. He was in straight up sarcastic eye rolling denial