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The grocery store you fat bitch

tfw too isolated to be somebody's jester

well, I don't like leaving the house so I hope you're fine with staying in my room.

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>>34595474
>this has been going on for generations
>it all ends with you

>>34595474
You are 1 of 250 million sperm that successfully made it to the egg. For once you beat Chad

>>34595500
You should take pride in ending this fucking cycle.

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>not paying a bum to kill you
step your game up, man. both sides win

>>34595515
really considering this t b h

Well yeah, but... Why?

And btw death by hobo sounds fucking lame

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>>34595402
No roastie is worth an STD, anon.

Its no guarantee that things will work out with this girl
it is almost a guarantee youll get the herp though. it is avoidable but it will happen sooner or later by accident

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>>34595402


stop thinking with your dick OP

different people have different tastes anon. generalizing this much will get you nowhere

>>34595395
thats a trick question, you have no friends

they don't its not 2006 anymore

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>>34595332
Is it even possible to love...

Yes. You love a girl not despite her imperfections, but because she's imperfect.

>>34595359
Stop watching porn most women hate cum and at best tolerate it.

>>34595303
Both at the same time. We're experiencing a sliver of source which I understand to be all that is was and will be

>>34595353
The way I see it is this. The universe is expanding and that implies that there was a unified conjoined time when all matter was one and after the big bang we were all separated but we still contained that collective consciousness we all had and we feel each other. It's called empathy and doctors and scientists try to use logic to understand the illogical, that being emotions, but it's a result of our instincts reacting and trying to reach a point in time when we were all a unified collective consciousness.

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While I think, say, a roomful of people can have an instinctual response or feeling, the idea that we're all "connected" just seems silly to me.

I'd be more willing to say that humans of all colors and stripes are more alike than we think. We're linked together in emotions, but not experience and choices.

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better shut your fucking mouth

because I dont have any friends to take pictures of me doing interesting things and I am not going to bother with mirror pics

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>>34595237
>TINDER is so EASY why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
> I traveled about an hour to see her, we ate some in n out then we drinked some fireball then I fucked her in the back of my car, my 40th tinder girl, on my way to 50, pic related, she was about 5'7

nice anon. But I could've paid $20-$40 for some fire head in the back seat of my car and only have to drive 1 to 10 miles

congrats tho

no but my grandmother having sex freaks me out
maybe it would less if I knew my grandfather but he died long before I was born

At some point your mom had orbiters and your dad cucked them.

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too bad it ends in this generation

but hey every generation is filled with individuals who didn't reproduce. otherwise we'd all continue to be single cells

what is this called i like it


also vore

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Scat, I'll never get a bf or gf because of it.

Crossdressing. Most addictive thing imaginable

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>>34595205
I know not who she is, for I've never seen her or anyone resembling her in my life. I know not her name, for we didn't talk at all. And I know not her hopes, dreams, experiences, passions or anything of the like.

All I know, for I could feel what she felt, is that she felt a deep sadness. She looked tired, eyes heavy with absent tears. But more disturbingly, she also felt unbound love towards me ; she wanted me to be happy, to be the better person, to let go of all that pained me, even though she knew it wasn't going to happen in the near foreseeable future.

All that happened after I took in this melancholic sight was that I got on the bed, looked her in the eyes, and ever so lightly brushed her hand with mine. Then, the dream ended.

This dream stayed with me the whole day, and it wasn't until the evening that something struck me : a few days ago, I started writing a diary of sort. In it, I confide myself to a made-up therapist persona ; and I always thought of said persona as a girl that would represent my subconscious, so I could perform a contrived form of meditation when I effectively talked - well, wrote - to myself.

I never figured that if I talked to my subconscious, it might start to answer.

I fear that this persona may have become a little more than I made her to be. Do you think I should continue to write said diary, or am I getting too close to psychosis ?

Well in a way, you already have made it more than it needs to be by taking it from your head and posting about it. Now it's in our heads too.

But I think that this "woman" could actually help you a lot, if you had a counselor working with you to make sure it doesn't become weird.

>>34595368
>Now it's in our heads too.
Oh. I didn't mean to do that. Sorry.

>if you had a counselor working with you to make sure it doesn't become weird.
That's... not a thing I can do. I'd have to keep said counselor a secret from everyone I know for a lot of reasons, and that doesn't sound feasible.

So you think my mind may be at risk, then ? I guess it is. It's already pretty damaged, I shouldn't push it too much after all.

>>34595172

>chad's skull in the top right

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>guy in the seat next to her
I guess this milk is homo

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eat up

origmanl

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>tfw only I am right and my truths are objective but everyone is to dumb 2 understand

>>34595152
>tfw the other party is you when talking about subjects you're ignorant about

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>>34595152
>tfw 2 dumb too form a coherent argument

I have a lesbian friend who always let's me jerk off with her soles in my face when we get drunk together.

She's a good friend.

I hace a room mate who will occasionally give me her sweaty socks. It's also lovely.

I'd much rather have a cute boy press his smooth soles into my face instead. I know it's rare as fuck to find boys with cute feet, but when you do, it's far superior to anything a woman could ever offer.

>>34595121

Some people are fine with low responsibility jobs

>>34595121

She ges employee discounts on the clothes. Not that hard to figure out, desu

it is fun 2 have fun but u have 2 know how


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