>tfw your parents having sex is canon
>You are the product of two people rubbing their genitals together
>Your folks actually had sex
>It might have been good it might have been bad, it might have been so so but it actually happened
Does anyone ever stop to just think about this?
>>34595474
>this has been going on for generations
>it all ends with you
>>34595474
You are 1 of 250 million sperm that successfully made it to the egg. For once you beat Chad
>>34595500
You should take pride in ending this fucking cycle.
Damn I remember being pre-pubescent boy. Good times
>>34595500
I have a brother, he is literally the only person capable of carrying my grandfather's name other than me, despite my grandpa having 5 kids.
If my brother dies the family name dies.
>>34595474
>tfw your parents having sex is canon
Only in expanded universe you cocksucker, I bet you think Arc 1 from childhood is also canon?
What a fucking idiot.
>>34595708
I have a similar situation, except I'm the only one who can carry it on because my brother is gay.
>>34595474
>Artificial humans aren't real
Yup they're totally fake