Hey anon, where are we going for our first date?

The grocery store you fat bitch

tfw too isolated to be somebody's jester

well, I don't like leaving the house so I hope you're fine with staying in my room.

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>>34595517
>act like i didn't hear anything
>do best to ignore her
>autistic run to kitchen
>grab rations for neet life
>she is still standing there looking confused
>"anon what are you-"
>autistically run to and down stairs as fast as possible
>"ANONNNNNNNNNN"
>lock door
>inner peace

>>34595517
I don't know Katy Perry, probably to a clinic to get you tested for STDs.

>>34595517
Lets just go out for a walk in nature and talk about life

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>>34595517
My bedroom, Ima pop that pussy girl

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W-why not just stay here? We can enjoy ourselves without going out...r-right?

>>34595517
To the gepetto to make you a nice set of legs

i'm going to brazzers like the sorry loser i am. you're getting the fuck out.

>ywn touch Katy Perry

like sucks

>>34595517
The pup in the local train station.

dancing and a nice dinner

>that feel when no dancing gf

>>34596450
y-you have a weird light in your eyes, what are you thinking about?

>>34597115
>Paying for porn

Holy shit, you really are a loser.

>>34595517
There is this nice resturant downtown which i've been only hearing good things about and i've been wanting to check it out. You like Thai?

>>34595517
To a free helicopter ride you pop commie cunt

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>"Heh good question roastie."
>"Me? Im not going anywhere."
>"But you...?"
>Loads gun
>"Im sendin' you straight to hell"

>>34595517
Into this bag of powder m'lady.

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>>34595517
Trump Tower, a most romantic destination.

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McDonald's. Splitting the bill

I often daydream about being rich, and taking the girl for a really shitty first date. Then the second date, or maybe even third date, I'll blow her mind with an expensive feast at a fancy restaurant

>mfw will never have enough money to buy anything but essentials for myself only

>>34597202
gotta keep porn industry rolling. It is good that there are paying customers, otherwise we free wankers wouldn't get anything