TINDER achievement unlocked, last night I fucked my 40th girl

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better shut your fucking mouth

because I dont have any friends to take pictures of me doing interesting things and I am not going to bother with mirror pics

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>>34595237
>TINDER is so EASY why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
> I traveled about an hour to see her, we ate some in n out then we drinked some fireball then I fucked her in the back of my car, my 40th tinder girl, on my way to 50, pic related, she was about 5'7

nice anon. But I could've paid $20-$40 for some fire head in the back seat of my car and only have to drive 1 to 10 miles

congrats tho

>>34595237
I am so proud of you for enjoying life and having a good time

>>34595237
>TINDER is so EASY why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
Because all I can find there are warm wet holes. I could only see the point of it if I had both my hands amputated.

>>34595237
yeah u ate something with her n talked about something with her.
what did u talk about? u fucking normie

>>34595237
You drove an hour and bought someone food? Anon you could've just jerked off and saved time and money. The trick is to get them to come to you.

>why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
Because i live in the middle of nowhere in Eastern Europe.

>>34595269
I have the same problem. If I had good pictures I'd try tinder

>>34595237
Hope u like your std milkshake chad

Post their pics so I can masturbate to them

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>>34595237

Because I'm ugly and women don't like me. Easy question

>>34595237
Why is this such an accomplishment to you? Can you really only measure your self-worth by how many girls you've fucked? It's not good to base your self-worth on others perception of you.

>>34595237
>this fat fuck is what classifies as a nice ass in the american cities of united.

I haven't kek like that since last week.

>>34595512
>I'm a virgin because I don't want to catch stds

This is what you came up with? Is it working?

>>34595600
>this fat fuck
low testosterone nerd detected, opinion disregarded

>I haven't kek like that since last week.
you sound like an embarrassing loser, off yourself nu-right nerd

>>34595635
Like it's not actual thing.

>>34595237
I really fail to see the point of shilling Tinder here, of all places.
Anyway, assuming this fucking bullshit you wrote is true, having a laycount that high means you are extremely attractive.

I had close to zero fucking matches on Tinder, honestly it was suicide-inducing.

>>34595641
>an overwheight woman for a real man such as myself

Phhweeeewww laddie

>>34595674
>overweight
fix your glasses nerd

>Phhweeeewww laddie
embarrassing post

>>34595721
She's fucking borderline obese, bro.

>>34595739
there's nothing in the image to indicate that, you just seem to be comparing an average looking woman to the girls in your loli mangas you low test nerd lmao

>>34595237
bait post, robots are too ugly and autistic even for casual sex with an ugly desperate fatty

>>34595635
CHAD L-LEAVE ME ALONE

Started using tinder last night, swiped right on like 50 girls so far, 30 matches. Didn't talk to any of them yet though.

You'd know if you had any standards, but maybe rolls of fat running down a bitch's leg is the norm over there

>>34595237
because 30 minutes of pleasure is not worth going to jail,losing your job,having a criminal record, losing your reputation and even losing your life because white knights will try to kill you.

False Rape allegation are real and things are getting worse for men because more laws are being passed to make it easier for women to accuse you of a false rape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JwlPJGvtSc

>>34595952
You're paranoid, anon, that shit doesn't happen as often as you think. Stop reading /pol/ and /r9k/ so much.

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>traveled about an hour to see her
>paid for dinner
>fucked on the back of the car
Might as well fuck a prostitute at this point.

>I don't even care if this gets any replies or not
>TINDER is so EASY why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND??
>the fucking gay emoji to sensor the face

This is literally a poorly made ad that you find on porn websites. All these zing words in caps and ridiculous claims of mass pussy harvesting. I've tried Tinder.

Tinder viral marketing pls go

>>34596028
very common with police officers because women don't want to take responsibility of going to jail and they will accuse them of rape. also very common with taxi driver or uber drivers because women don't want to pay.

>>34595237
She is too fat m8.

nobody uses tinder where i live

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>>34596127

So far I've been lucky, hopefully none of these potentials give me that trouble

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>tfw every time you match with a girl you end up talking to them like a human being and forget you're supposed to objectify them

>>34597502
I always make this mistake too

>>34595237
I hope you get an STD anon form all this careless sex you're having you fucking normie
srly get tested you fuck

>>34597516
I'm attractive enough to get matches but not nearly enough to just ask if they want to hook up

>>34597557
I'm too scared to try tinder plus I have no pictures to use :^(

>>34597744
I get matches with one photo you just have to get a good one. I just lost a bunch of weight which helps.

>>34598154
Just one photo eh?
I think I could find at least one and give tinder a try. Wish me luck, anon

>>34598426
Mines just me in a shirt and tie, as long as you're decent looking you can get matches no. Good luck anon I believe in you.

>>34595237
So many girls completely ruined. Sad.

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>>34599088

op here, I'm going to post my entire tinder profile and all the pics I have with it, I've fucked 40 girls from tinder alone and all you gotta do is bee urself

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Another pic for you guys to analyze

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And my last photo for my profile

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And by beeing urself you can say whatever you want and you will get laid

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>>34599249
>went vegan
>vegan
>V E G A N

>>34595237
Chad with money a car good education and moneyS
Yeah i tried tinder it was easier getting laid in highschool when girls swooned over a 16 year old with chest hair and bottle of booze / bong o weed.
After school its a fucking contest competing with other males and lesbos.
Easier to fuck bar skanks and hookers you can spend less if you buy drugs and share it with her.

>>34599178
yooo great ass taste my dude. TTC forever

>>34595237
I was a dog on tinder I don't use tinder seriously

>>34595641
Not a virgin and even i call skinny girls chubbs it gets them going and wanting to prove you wrong.
Nerd.

>>34596028
OH WEW WOO LADDIES THAT SHIT IS TRUE.
IF IT NEVHA HAPPEN TO ME IT DOESNT EXSIT
Worst kind of person.

>>34595584
He's not basing it on other people's perception. He clearly stated he doesn't care if nobody replies. He's proud of his own achievement.

Measuring self worth is completely subjective, so your opinion is just as invalid as his in each others eyes. Just let him have his stupid grin on his face, it will be slapped off with a thousand STDs at the rate he's going.

He's just a normie cunt anyway.

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>>34595237
OP where am i going wrong ?

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>>34596690
Those women look like bitches
Give me a farmer hippy anarchy type chick who packs heat and I'll be happy.
Or one of those girls from red dawn.

>>34599374
fine, stay a virgin then lel
pathetic

>>34599414
100 emoji
flame emoji

>>34599414
This guy looks like hes a riot.

why do i need tinder when i have a cute gf who does whatever i want sexually?

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>>34599249
>>34599178
>>34599215
>>34599203
Anon my boy. Maybe, just maybe, that some anons here don't share the same aspirations to be outgoing and put in effort to get pootang. I mean an hour drive just for a loveless fuck? I think you could have done better things with your time. Some people here want a qt gf that likes staying in and being comfy with them. And that's what this board is. Lonely guys and gals wishing they were comfy with someone they like. So if you could stop putting people down (because that's the opposite of comfy) I think that would be good.

>>34599447
Lost it at 14 stuck it in her pooper an then her cunt mate.
I used to do a lot of drugs mate but I've calmed down since then mate
Couple ciggys and fosters for me boi
I'd just rather wait for a better women then scrape the bottom of the barrel for tinder chicks mate.
Fookin right cheeky you are, i like it.

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>match cutie on tinder
>first date at my apartment
>cuddle for four hours straight
>seeing her again this sunday
>mfw

>>34599522
Kek Fookin will it mate go with da flow.

>match with bunch of girls on tinder
>none of them interesting
I'm not even attractive, I'm a fatbot. None of them are interesting enough for me, I just want someone to cuddle with that has a personality I like.

>ctrl-f "normie"
>3 matches

WTF guys?

>>34595237
OP if you're being so successful on Tinder, why are you here amongst the robots? go be a normie somewhere else

>>34599508
Jesus Christ, mate
I agree with you but I think you're worrying a bit too much. But, it's your choice.

>>34599414
He looks a bit older than 23, doesn't he?

>>34599249
Shit quit trying to reuse someone elses image
I saw that shit in november quit playing

Wtf. I always talk to them like a normal person and it gets me nowhere. Is that my problem anon? Should I just objectify them like pieces of meat? I consider myself fairly attractive but have 0 confidence to hint around i want to fuck

>>34600468
An older buddy of mine (in his 40s) who's a Chad told me that the best way to get girls is to treat them like shit.

>>34600468
>>34600581
Yea, you kind of have to be rude but not too rude. Basically just a bully but in a cute way.

>>34595237
I have no interest in having casual sex, where do you think you are

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>>34595237
Dat filename. Why are you lying on an anonymous forum OP?

i use tinder like a trading card game. I swipe right on cute girls and if i match it feels good, like I won something.

i never message them though, i don't see a point in getting a gf because I hate myself

>>34595237
drinking and driving is bad mmmkay.

>>34601411
I know it's bad but I still do it

Remember when this board was about robot culture?

>>34601500
Envying and examining normies from afar was always part of robot culture.

>>34601500
remember how you robots brought this upon yourselves?

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>>34595237
WOW DUDE so exciting, do you not have friends or do you just need validation from random people on here because you are a huge faggot?