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>>34603068
that's not a necklace it's called a choker dumb ass

>>34603068
Wrong board friendo bee is over there

It means that cultural progression is reversing in time. Expect to see mullets by the middle of the next decade.

Zo? is that you? I know... I haven't been answering your messages but fuck... you never answer lewd questions. Be a little more open minded and talk about sex a bit!

>>34603064
Should I make a move on Laura?

>>34603064
How do I stop missing her?

You can either have the discipline to just have a cigar on occasion, or you can behave like an addict and be a slave to the idea of "breaking sobriety" your whole life.

>started quitting today
>had half a smoke 7 hours ago when I woke up and that's it
>already getting angry as fuck

you might just be craving the sensation of smoke in your mouth, might not be too bad, but I wouldn't if I were you.

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>>34603060
>>34603092
Here are your complementary (you)s
Thanks for the different veiwpoints!

>>34602945
might very well be, to be honest
her eyes are really blue right?

>>34602945
Too cute, nah thanks
I prefer pig face and borderline ugly.

>>34602945
Yes

Nothing can ever beat Katya

>>34602927
i sure as fuck hope so

>>34602927
It gets worse with age. I'm 42 now and god, I'm really fucked up.

Yes, the more severe illness such as bipolar and schizophrenia often do not manifest until the early twenties (23) or later. If you get to your thirties going on forty, you are likely in the clear. Nothing is certain before that time.

Replace "Baka" with "s" "m" "h"

>>34602894
god it's so therapeutic to see karma punch women in the ovaries. it's honestly getting harder and harder to feel bad for them, they make such horrible fucking decisions 90% of the time

Assuming you have a good education and job, how far ca you date down as a 30 year old age wise? Can I land a cute, young university student for a long term relationship and eventually marriage?

I don't have anything in common with roasties my age.

>>34602873

I'm in the same boat, anon.

>be first-born son
>5'4", kinda chubby, but not noticeably so
>not very physically intimidating
>highly-intelligent, graduated college with 4.0
>work for Facebook with pretty good pay
>tfw no gf and few friends

My brother
>second-born son
>6' tall, fucking ripped as fuck
>only average intelligence, impulsive, has rage issues
>barely out of high school, doesn't want to go to college
>works manual labor for chump change
>fucks roasties on the norm

Feels like a kind of Pinkie and the Brain dynamic. I'm the mastermind and he's the muscle, but it still feels bad that I couldn't have been blessed with better physical proportions.

And then there's my sister, the youngest of the group

>half-Mexican, different dad than me and brother
>11 years old, not much of a developed personality yet
>has princess syndrome
>gets picked on by younger brother a lot, relies on me to protect her even though in reality there's jack shit I could do to stop my brother if he decided to chimp out on me
>forced to be her source of emotional stability since mom and her dad work a lot and my brother is an asshole with kids

I have an uh, interesting family dynamic

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>>34602988

>I have an uh, interesting family dynamic

>>34602873
>knowing your own brother is hung

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Came here just to say kys faggot homo nigger

Oregano and sage

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>>34602871
Why would you want a bf that is hated by everyone lmao

>>34602871
Its the same LARPer erry night

It is created by chemicals in the brain. Why would that make it any less real?

Love is an euphemism for hormones. The most powerful drug your body can create. Only for one purpose: procreate.

>>34602864
All emotions are just a result of chemicals released by the brain. How can you conclude it doesn't exist based on that? Cognitive thoughts also aren't real by that logic since it's just an electrical synapses of braincells.

The only reason you're questioning if a very specific emotion exists is because you're a kissless virgin like the rest of us. You aren't above anyone because you "think" love doesn't exist retard.

I moved out at 18.

>>34602836
Yes it's true, I'm Australian though and it's true

I have my foreskin is 19 living with parents didn't even finish 8th grade but I'm probably a minority

he is way to energetic and willing to do things then all of us

>>34602821
He's also a jew faggot. He is not our guy.

He's way too flamboyant to be our guy. He just reeks confidence and self loving.

>Yes, people can smell it, and honestly I think the smell turns women on.
You're wrong.

>>34602799
>Yes, people can smell it, and honestly I think the smell turns women on.
dude what the hell is wrong with you
your comfy pic doesn't excuse your behavior
stop

>Yes, people can smell it, and honestly I think the smell turns women on.

A huge disappointment is ahead of you

Carry a gun. It's always a risk, and it's mostlg out of your control, other than staying away from bad neighborhoods.

Any where and then back home

No its depressing.

>>34602797

>>how do you not get robbed by niggers ?

I don't really live in a bad area, i always carry a knife on me just incase as a last resort to defend myself.

>>Where do you walk to ?

Around till i get bored, i like to walk for hours cus i feel great after.

>is it comfy ?

Yes, barely any normies, it's extra comfy when it snows. Because then theres no normies.

>>34602797
>how do you not get robbed by niggers?

Live where there are no niggers.

No, all flyover moo cow's are white trash.

>>34602792
why do you find women with confidence intimidating

>>34602792
What part of the Midwest are you at? Milwaukee here. All women are trash.

But you're on /r9k/, you knew that already.

I fucked baby sis when I was 12 and my parents never found out

Wrote a love letter to my crush using paper cuttings like a ransom note.

Let's just say she and the entire class was freaked the fuck out by it.

I would always leave school at the normal time, but would have to change out of my school uniform at the lockers before I could go (during winter, at least). This is usually when the rest of my class would pass by in the hall because most of them were in some program that prolonged their school day. I would hide behind the stairwell every time they went by because I felt too awkward being seen by them for some reason.