Settle this debate I'm having with my roommate, /r9k/:
Is a hot dog a sandwich?
>>34689685
no. a sandwich calls for two (2) pieces of bread.
a hot dog bun is one (1) piece of bread.
the real question is this: is a hot dog a kind of toast?
>>34689685
Not when I fuck my ass with the dog senpai and yes I do thisnsometimes with the quarter pound franks, its soft and feels good.
>>34689685
if you asked a chef to make you a sandwich, you would not expect him to come back to you with a hotdog
Alright bros I know we've talked about this a lot recently, but I think it's finally time.
I'm looking at jobs and considering a lifestyle change and I think the only thing holding me back is this website. The problem is whenever I leave I get really depressed and have to come back.
So this is it. This time I'm leaving for good and I'm not coming back until I get a job. Once this thread dies I'm done.
Until then I welcome discussion on giving up this website or anything else you might be addicted to. It's time to find a new solution for our boredom.
I wish you all the best of luck.
>>34689654
You're not going anywhere faggot.
Leave this shithole ..it only makes you sad and racist
>>34689700
kek, you must be really weak minded
It is soon to be the three year anniversary of the 2014 Isla Vista Killings. I can't believe that time has past so quickly. RIP Elliot Rodger
>>34689623
>3 years
Holy shit, it feels like months
>>34689623
If only he had just killed himself. Pathetic virgin beta manlet, baka
>>34689808
>>34689623
It's been 2 and a half years now....... more than that actually.
I will go first
Soul , disco, jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TscxLlhMiig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrzxW0rsD1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFpVLhMYMyE
Video game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7a-4m1O7og4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kADFV-zuUOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhlW2roqg7Y
video game arranged
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjWVJVtw5S4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALcMsS9Cis4
what do you think of mine?
>>34689533
First link is ace
well? I am waiting orgeno
>>34689533
Nice Vidya music taste.
My Turn
Headbangers:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p_Si21ig7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuCLp8VEng
Funky as hell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saOq9S8mfSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4
Right in the feels:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEsItsZphwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKmrQ-Jjuv8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAriDxTeed8
I wish I could reset my life, or be a different person entirely
I fucked myself up so bad, I'm so lost
I built my character wrong and now I have to suffer the consequences of it forever
My personality is so fucking annoying and pathetic, I've fucked up every aspect of myself. I don't want to be me anymore
would you salvage your current character if it were possible?
>>34689507
>get a working visa
>move to another country
>reinvent yourself
>fresh start
>having to go through this world again under any circumstance
fuck no
more like i wish i could fast forward the rest
Ok i need help from the psychedelic users of this board, Ok awhile back i had taken LSD or what i thought was LSD but the trip was awesome i had taken two tabs for my first time and the morning i woke up i had gotten lockjaw but i didnt realise what it was till mid summer thinking back but i hadent tripped since then and that trip was last year in april or may im unsure, over the summer i had smoked alot of weed and i mean ALOT but now i think it was the lsd but i feel a strange disconnetion from reality sometimes i dont feel normal in my own skin. What do i do to feel normal and the last time i smoked weed was around christmas
>>34689480
dont do drugs, senpai
>>34689480
yeah. So, your entire post was essentially a run-on sentence and I don't really fucking understand it, but from what I DO understand, you just really need to lay off the weed, and really any and all drugs (except maybe caffeine) for probably a good 3 months (so until the end of March). Give your body a nice hard reset.
i dont think its the weed because when i lose focus in class or anywhere, the lights get bright shit starts moving a little bit and the weirdest things happen that i cant really explain.
Why can't real life be like anime?
It makes me want to cry.
I want to die.
>>34689473
you need to stop choosing to be trapped in fantasy, it won't end well
Because real life is flawed. It's all about money and nothing else, therefore you cannot experience good things. Go back into Anime world and try to forget reality, I know it's hard, but it's the only method of coping.
>>34689495
You can make a very contented life running away from "reality" if you do it right.
What is this Chad surgery called?
TELL ME NOW!!!!!
>>34689421
At least 3 operations here senpai
it's called Chad surgery, surgery meant to turn you into a Chad. just go to your local clinic and ask them for the Chad surgery
>>34689421
jaq surgery to correct an overbite, google nicole337 before and after
How was work wagies? I hope you all got home safe, suicide rates among wagecucks are massive, and no wonder! Who could possibly have a fulfilling life working their fingers to the bone for someone else and being paid barely enough to feed their wife's son?
Meanwhile, I've spent my day reading Marcus Aurelius in the park. Truly fascinating, the private thoughts of the most powerful man in the world.
Anyway, don't stay up too late! You need to get up early and do it again tomorrow!
Too rich don't need to work
t.a teen with a rich daddy
i had a snow day
twas gud
>>34689694
Seattle?
original
>Fat
>Balding
>Live with parents
>Part-time minimum-wage retail job
>Can only drive with a parent in the car
>Live in a town of 8000 with roughly 500 women aged 18-30
>No IRL friends
>Awkward and reserved unless I've known the other person for ages
>Can't think of anything to say around most people or keep conversation going
>Drinking doesn't lessen my inhibitions, just makes me tired
>Freeze up around girls my age
>Have never kissed, been on a date, or hung out alone with a girl
What are my chances of getting a girlfriend?
>>34689213
>What are my chances of getting a girlfriend?
50%
if you kidnap a girl and lock her the basement with you, then you can have a gf, it'll be a tough few years but eventually she will learn to love you.
>>34689319
My parents would have to be okay with that.
>brown
>toned muscles but not buff
>6'1
>have tons of money, not really a problem for me
>facial hair easy to get if I wanted
>no curry accent
>listen to normie rap and shit
>completely whitewashed other than my physical characteristics
I act confident around girls. I understand what is autistic and what is going too far. At this point, I think the problem with me is my dark skin and the fact that im not ripped. The main problem with me is that I'm kinda shy around new people but I open up when I get to know them.
I just don't understand what it takes to get a girl to like me for who I am. Or like me for any reason.
Well are you going after brown girls or white/Asian girls?
>>34688984
You have to be more attractive. Stop whining about it and start working on it!
>>34688984
12" cock and rock hard abs. And from men they want financial stability
Do you ever think about the inevitable heat death of the universe and how nothing we do actually matters?
>>34688938
all of the day bro but we're all gonna be dead long long long before then
>>34688938
>heat death of the universe
You're dumb
>>34688972
Explain.
456u
take test and post results
rate how fucked person above you is
pic is me
http://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
haha it's a speech bubble
>You are very likely neurodiverse (Aspie)
yeah thanks, maybe if they'd realized when I was 8 instead of 38 I might not be here right now
>>34689345
>>34689437
op here
nice try but you arent even close to my autism
>tfw they keep calling me on my day off now
>>34688809
>job
Hey hey, wagie! Better go to work for my free handouts!
They think you're a good worker, if you're planning on going up, do it, otherwise just say no
>>34689102
DONT do it OP
dont fall for the meme. they will string you along for years with promises.
>tfw no autistic gf with a weird voice
>>34688703
>that feel when your gf actually has autism
>>34688703
Pretty good album tbqh
>>34688703
>>34689904
s-stop talking about agatha