>Fat >Balding >Live with parents >Part-time minimum-wage

>>34689213
>What are my chances of getting a girlfriend?

50%

if you kidnap a girl and lock her the basement with you, then you can have a gf, it'll be a tough few years but eventually she will learn to love you.

>>34689319
My parents would have to be okay with that.

>>34689335
give them an ultimatum either they can have a loser for a son or a criminal with a gf for a son

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The most important part is your possibly age, fatsofuckappotomus. How goddamned old are you?

I'm a huge fucking loser too, but I'm 27, so nothing can be done at this point, really.

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>>34689213
>Balding

This is the real deal breaker because you can't fix it unlike the others.

Balding is a death sentence. Even if you get a girlfriend now, you are only her bald fetish, nothing more.

>>34690120
24.

>>34690198
There are things you can tale to stop it but I don't want to be on those for the rest of my life.

>>34690235
>There are things you can tale to stop it but I don't want to be on those for the rest of my life.

Then you will continue losing here and looking uglier and uglier as the years go by.

That's life, bud.

>>34689213
Your chances are close to nil. Your going to have to settle for like a 2/10 if you want any chance

>>34690198
23 and balding. At least i'm tall and in physical shape but it will destroy my personality. At this point i'm just gaining courage to accept my fate as an eternal ugly loner

>>34690235

Balding is literally the least of your concerns. Shave your head.

Being poor, living with your parents, having no social circle, and being too boring to carry a conversation are so, so, so much worse.

Honestly, what would you even do with a girlfriend?

>>34690328
>Honestly, what would you even do with a girlfriend?

Stick my dick up her

>>34690350
I'm not this guy.

>>34690328
I can hold conversation online or if I've known the person for ages.

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>>34690288
>tf4 24 and eternal ugly loner

>>34690376
>I'm not this guy.

Like it's not true. Fuck off

>>34690408
>Like it's not true. Fuck off

wat

Sex is part of relationships but wat

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>>34690460
>wat

FUCK. OFF.

REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34690574
I'M A KV ROBOT WHO WOULD LIKE A GF, WHY REEEE

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>>34690613
REEEEEE IM JUST FRUSTRATED

REEEE

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>>34690235

I was in a very similar situation at 24. Part-time retail, no friends, etc.

It was honestly the best time of my life. Few responsibilities. Could sleep all fucking day. Jerk off to anime all night, play games all day.

Enjoy it while it lasts. "fixing" your life requires getting a full-time job, and as someone with that, lemme tell you, it's fucking horrible.